Bowser rides Ass class
Bowser get on Spirit Airlines Commercial airline™ with his first class shit tickets and tries to sit in the seat but hes 2 Thick to sit in the seat
so he tries to sit in the cair and it makes clown sounds. Dwayne "the rock" Johnson looks over from his windows serat adn starts to laugh at bowssrs
curvacious bod which makes bowser really self concious and he looks like hes about cry. BUtt then big snake solid boss cums thru and says "do you want a martini Sirrrrr?"
"sure"says bowser and soild boss just stands there ...
"are you just gonna fucking stand there fuckboy" "oh my bad i lost my eye from using the 3Ds" and snake boss leaves to go get his drink and comes back "here are your ciggerretes, not for honor but for you"
"i thoght you were bringing me my drink" "oh my bad sir i'll go get it" Sanke then pulls down his pants revealing his asshole to lizard boy and puts a cig in it and lights it he then clenches really hard and all the cigeratte gets smonked by his butt and the butt falls out and snake then pulls his pants up and walks away stopos in the doorway of the plane and burps releasing the smoke from his mouth and continues to leave
Dwayne "the rock" Johnson then breaks the airplane window with his bare hand and jumps out and lands on the pavement and screams. bowser then eats the entire box of cigerattes. snake comes back and says "here are your ciggerretes, not for honor but for you" bowser then looks at snake and it's heavily implied that snake and bowser fuck eachother as the airplane get sto cruising altitude and snake fucking dies. After bowser attends his funeral in the plane bathroom the captain mario leaves the cockpit unattended and walks very very very slowly to bowser whos eating toilet paper to calm himself down and asks him to leave and opens the plane door sucking out everyone but the main characters out killing them instantly bowser then jumps out the plane per marios request and free falls.
Prologue: bowsers trip throgh tsa
Idk fucking care anymore its 2 A.M rn i guess olimar cups bowsers balls and asks him to cough but pikachu comes up and shoos olimar away cause hes not a tsa agent and the pikachu fucking vores olimar and shocks bowser destoying the airport but not the plane bowser gets on