Konnichiwa minna-san! Moon Angel signin'! That's right! The evil author of "Hamtaro n the Ham-Ham's Gone Human" is back with another series! But this time, YOU'LL help run this fic! *party stuff flies in the background* I will take requests for what song you want me to do with what Ham-Ham or what couple. I will strive myself to do ANY couple you give me. Since I'm such a nice-nice weird-weird (Dear God help me! I'm talking like Danielle!), I will write songs with couples that I do not support. (Like B/B) Well, today's feature is a little special something for all you Stan/Pashmina fans. Love it or shove it. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. I do not own the song "Picture". The artists Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow do.

~*Stan and Pashmina*~

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE THEN SEE IF I CARE!"

"ALRIGHT THEN! I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

Stan and Pashmina finished their childish fight with a simple grunt and a turn of the head. They continued to ignore each other as they walked back to their homes from the clubhouse.

As you can tell, the couple has not been getting along well lately. Whenever San attempts to flirt with Bijou or any other Ham-Girl, Pashmina tends to take it personally, like there's something wrong with her. But there never is, Stan just wants to show off.

Speaking of the flirtatious Ham, he rushed back to his cage immediately as soon as he took off from the clubhouse. He ran into his little house and plopped himself on the floor. The mean expression he gave Pashmina still hadn't left his face. He picked up his maracas and began to hum a verse of "Twirling Whirling".

Meanwhile, Pashmina also was in her little house, but instead of keeping the grudge, she sobbed. At times, she would reflect back on what happened, and all signs led to blaming herself, for being too sensitive, or did they?

Days passed and the couple never came to the clubhouse. They remained at home, spending time with their humans. But they both knew what they really wanted to do, spend time with each other. To apologize, and try again. But that wasn't going to happen any time soon.

One day, Stan was left all alone at his owner's house. He felt so bad now for what had happened with Pashmina. He didn't know how it happened; he just suddenly broke into song. And at the same time, Pashmina did too.

Stan:

Livin' my life in a slow hell

Different girl every night

At the hotel

I ain't seen the sunshine in

Three damn days

Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whiskey

Wish I had a good girl to miss me

Lord I wonder if I'll ever

Change my ways

I put your picture away

Sat down and cried today

I can't look at you

While I'm lying next to her

I put your picture away

Sat down and cried today

I can't look at you

While I'm lying next to her

Pashmina:

I called you last night in the hotel

Everyone knows

But they won't tell

But their half-hearted smiles

Tell me somethin' just ain't right

I've been waitin' on you for a long time

Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine

I ain't heard from you in three damn nights

I put your picture away

I wonder where you've been

I can't look at you

While I'm lyin' next to him

I put your picture away

I wonder where you've been

I can't look at you

While I'm lyin' next to him

Pashmina:

I saw you yesterday with an old friend

Stan:

It was the same ol' same

How have you been

Both:

Since you've been gone my worlds been

Dark and gray

Stan:

You reminded me of brighter days

Pashmina:

I hoped you were coming home to stay

I was headed to church

Stan:

I was off to drink you away Both:

I thought about you for a long time

Can't seem to get you off my mind

I can't understand why we're living life this way

I found your picture today

I swear I'll change my ways

I just called to say I want you

To come back home

I found your picture today

I swear I'll change my ways

I just called to say I want you

To come back home

I just called to say I love you

Come back home

~*FIN*~

~*Moon Angel's Notes-Taken Over By Danielle*~

Hi y'all. Danielle here. You know I'm really not country right? Well, I'm turning into my STINKIN SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER!!! No lie there. Especially since I got "The Wink" down. *Shudders* Well, my brother's done with the snowboard. I'm gonna go kill myself now. Bye!

~*Moon Angel's Notes*~

As you can see, Danielle's VERY ODD. Don't worry, she's not really going to go kill herself. She's going to snowboard off her deck. DO NOT ASK ME WHY. So anywho, did you like it? I did... Please review. And no flames please.

Remember: I TAKE REQUESTS!! Just tell me the song, the singer, and which Ham-Ham(s) you want to sing it. Thank you for participating, it makes my life easier. Ja ne! Moon Angel signin' off!