Bob was just sitting in his recliner being the badass constructor as usual. "HI BOB! WH.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" dizzy said yelling from the window..
"you know dizzy, i would love to keep my brain cells in-tact you know.." bob said drinking his 6th bottle of rum.
the telephone started ring, bob got up from his recliner and walked over to the phone. Bob stood there looking at the phone ringing intoxicated, he began to piss his self
wendy walked in bobs house "hey bob you got an important.." she said and then noticing bob just standing with sopping in piss and all over the floor
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOB, MAKE YOU'RE SELF DECENT!" wendy yelled.. bob then dropped a turd and took a sniff "something smells good.. wendy i didn't know you cook" bob said.
"UGH.. listen bob once you clean yourself up, you have an assignment for farmer pickles" wendy said. "OHHH BOB WE GOT WORK TO DO!" dizzy said, bob then blacked out on the floor landing his face in his own faeces
later that day bob and his gang were with farmer pickles in a open field "What seems to be the problem farmer Tickles?" bob said sober as usual "What if i told you, that i found actual treasure from nazi germany?" farmer pickles answered
"I say you can go to hell for lieing like that, am i right guys" bob said with his vehicle friends laughing there exaust pipes off "funny.. i beleive there is something under us that make you take back what you said." farmer pickle said
bob looked at his friends snickering and laughing "sure, will help you out farmer Gickle" bob said.. "very good very good, who knows i might give you some of it" farmer Pickles said rubbing his hands together
"LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN EXCAVATING JOB BOB" dizzy said with excitment "you are fucking useless, go home dizzy" bob said pulling out another bottle of rum "I KNOW, I USE CEMENT BUT MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE!" dizzy said
"YOU HEARD BOB GO HOME AND DIE CUNT!" lofty shouted.. "Lofty, there was no reason to be a dick to are friends" bob said.. "sorry bob" lofty said gently. bob took a big sip of his rum "scoop and muck to work, everyone else go fuck yourself."
while they went home and muck and scoop continued there duties bob took a nap on the ground.. he began having wet dreams about appliances and started touching his self.
"HEY BOB! WE FOUND SOMETHING" muck said interrupting bob's wet dream "good job team lets find out what it is.." bob said