Nor-WHAT?
Darn those fairies! Playing tricks on Norway! Now he's a toddler! What's worse? He still has his adult mind-set.
"Stop that!" Norway yelled as he felt snow hit him. He was playing with his fairy and Troll friends outside.
"That's it, come here!" Norway then lunged at the fairy that had poured cold snow down his jacket, freezing his back. The fairy laughed and dodged, hitting him in the face with a snowy tree branch.
The trolls laughed but stayed out of it, this was between the fairies and Norway. Norway closed his eyes and began to chant, the spell he was casting would make him fast... provided he didn't mess up the one word he seemed to always have trouble with. The fairies smirked and cast their own spell right as Norway's spell went into affect, changing the spell completely.
"Odd. Normally when I screw this spell up I end up with cat ears... Wait, why am I shrinking?" Norway asked before he swore, spotting the two fairies flying off laughing at Norway.
"Great. They do know fairy spells last longer than humans', right? This could last forever! And I so don't want to be what... 1 or 2 years old forever! Damn it! And I can't even get out of this snow now!" Norway whined and whimpered. The sun was going down and the wind was picking up.
"I'm going to freeze to death out here!"
It was dinner time for the Nordics and Finland was starting to worry, Norway had told them this morning that he'd be out with some friends, but it was dark now!
"I'm going to go look for Norway, you three start eating." The three nodded while Finland waved his flashlight around. Christmas and New Years had passed, but it was still cold and snowy.
He looked around worriedly and spotted a pile of clothes laying on the ground.
"Ah! Finland! I never thought I would say this, but thank god you're here! Help me up!" A small high pitched voice shouted from beneath the clothing. Finland frowned until he noticed deep within the clothes was a small toddler, no older than two with lightly curled blond hair and a cross barrette, one Finland recognized in seconds.
"Norway! Is that you? Why are you so small?" Finland asked as he bent down so he was eye level with the toddler.
"I'll explain later! Pick me up already! I don't want to quote Dane or anything, but it's so cold I feel like my nipples are about to freeze off!" Norway squeaked, shivering heavily even while in the large clothes, his arms reached up toward Finland.
Finland picked Norway up and held him tightly, the clothes awkwardly drooping on the toddler's pale frame.
"Thank you... look some fairies cast a spell on me and now I'm like this and I have no idea when this will be fixed, or if it ever will be! When we get home can you call England and Romania and have them come here, so we can fix this?" Norway asked.
Finland sighed, he was sure one of the reasons Norway had stopped aging at 18 was because he was so imaginative and lived in a fantasy world. The problem with that was that it seemed the Norwegian had trouble sorting between reality and his make-believed world. He carried the toddler inside and sat him on the couch while he searched the house for something Norway could wear.
"I think I might have an old shirt you can wear until I go shopping. It'll be a little big but it's better than nothing!" Finland said and dug into his closet to find an old red t-shirt for Norway. "No." Norway deadpanned in a monotone voice, one that didn't suit his looks.
"Why? It's cute!" Finland argued holding up a shirt that read "I Love Santa" in bold print with candy canes in the shape of hearts.
"No it's not!" Norway argued back, Finland ignored his argument and put it on the boy anyway, causing the boy to glare.
"Okay then! Let's go eat! I know for a fact that you've only drank coffee all day! You need food, you know!" Finland said and picked Norway up, taking him into the living room.
Everyone stared at Norway, unable to speak while Finland sat cheerily with him sitting on his lap.
"N-N-Norge?!" Denmark stuttered, his eyes large as he stared at the small boy. Norway's face was bright red. He hated attention, and usually did his best to stay out of sight.
"S-stop looking at me like that!" Norway looked away, embarrassed.
"Aw! Someone's blushing! You're so cute!" Finland squealed in delight and pinched Norway's cheek.
"Stop it! Or I'll kill you!" Norway threatened, though with his tiny voice, it was hard to believe his threat.
"He is cute in this weak pathetic body. But how'd this happen?" Iceland asked smirking at his brother.
"Finland knows. It was the fairies! They used their magic and turned me into a child! And Finland! Let me go so you can call England and Romania and have them fix this!" Norway turned to look at the Finnish man who simply smiled.
"I will later~ now eat your dinner." Finland stated with a smile and moved Norway's fork into the food before he offered it to Norway.
"I'm not a child... I can feed myself..." Norway muttered, though in his current height, he couldn't even reach the table on his own.
"I know you're a big boy! Now eat up! I want you to grow up big! And strong!" Denmark said standing up and patting Norway's head as he passed by the boy's chair.
"Shut up! And bring me some damn coffee!" Norway griped.
"Say please!" Denmark said with a grin.
"F*** you." Norway said bluntly.
"Now you won't be getting anything mister." Finland joined in.
"I hate you all." Norway said and climbed out of Finland's lap, if no one would help him, he'd do things himself. He walked into the living room and searched in his previous clothes for his cell phone. He sent two texts to his friends.
"Come immediately. Need help. I'll tell you once you're here." was what he sent. Once he was done he went into the kitchen and sent a glare at the coffee pot. How dare his family deny him coffee!
Norway reached his toddler-sized body up as far as he could. He stood on his toes, reaching his hands up, and made a final attempt to reach the coffee pot by jumping up. With one last glare he sighed and gave up. He'd just bug them later about, right now he needed clothes as well as a way to reverse back.
Wow. I am so nice to Norway! Ha! please review and tell me what you think!