Sunhilda Lorelle: Marry me please.
Caerwyn: No, I don't even know you. Do I have some kind of magic amulet that says "I am single and willing to marry" besides I am already having affairs with Alyn Shir the legendary spy, Rast Brattigan the most experienced sailor with masts and under deck, and the "Maid" of Windomere.
Rast Brattigan: I am sorry I don't like sharing either kind of booty… as much as I like keeping it to myself.
Caerwyn: But…
Alyn Shir: I am of mind with Rast.
T.M.o.W: Yes, you are charging in to this too quickly.
Caerwyn: But, you can join us this night me, and Rast, and Alyn Shir, and The "Maid" of Windomere.
Sunhilda Lorelle: Sure that is a great idea.

And then there was a five-som between The Maid of Windowmere, Alyn Shir, The Fateless One (Caerwyn), Rast Brattigan, and Sunhilda Lorelle. I don't want an M fanfic so I will let you imagine it.