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I do not own The Venture Bros. They are properties of Jason Publick and Cartoon Network. Enjoy my fanfic version of The Venture Bros. In this fic i will try to stay true

to the show that we all love. So I will make references to pop culture and of course Star Wars.

Star Wars is property of Lucas so don't sue a fan. Any way I know the general theme is failure

I wanted to great this fic since i love the show and there is barely any TrianaXDean

fics out there so hope my fellow comrades enjoys this fic if you don't like it then go read something else or do what I did wrote my own fic

so enjoy!.

The Venture Bros. Test Tube Metamorphous

by Kluger Sage

FILE ONE: Purple Metamorphous

They say the sins of the father are passed down to their sons. Years have passed since the golden age of Venture Industries. The "death" of Dr. Jonas Venture has left his legacy to his son Thaddeus better known as "Rusty".

Only for him to bring down the Venture name. Not till another Venture capable of bring the glory to the Venture has Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. been able to live up to their fathers name.

Now in this age a new legacy is born one of blood and sin.

The Hank and Dean will awaken to the trues of their fathers and grandfathers sins only to shape the family name in their own image...

The full moon bathed the entire Venture compound in its light. The compound laid dead and silent its factory wings lay empty and quite only in the past did it see life and only a short while ago did it's veins pump new life. Dr. Henry Killinger had brought the Venture compound to life for a short while but that came at a price the dark side of Thaddeus' heart showed what he truly was. Now the Venture compound remains silent once more until this fateful night where Dr. Venture will accidently unleash his greatest achievement and his damnation.

Dr. Venture was once again in his lab he was pouring over every beaker and flask in the chemistry lab. Trying to come up with his super solider serum he has tried to make for the military trying to woo them from his brother Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. His brother has proven to be the true heir of Dr. Jonas Venture not only has his Venture industry thrived it has lived up to their late fathers name. "Goodman it! I can't believe this why do I suck at this so much!" Dr. Venture threw another fit as he realized his fifteenth attempt at the serum is a failure. "Why do I even bother with this! Damn it if I don't come up with something this whole compound is going to be closed and I'm going to go under." Dr. Venture pulled out one of his "medical" pills out and swallowed a few down to calm his nerves. He reached over to get the Jack Daniel's to wash it down. He could feel the liquor burn his throat as it went down into his system. "That's the stuff! Thats it I'm done for tonight!"

Dr.Venture made his way out leaving behind the chemicals and serum that failed him not knowing what would occur on this night. Hank and Dean where in their rooms as usual Dean was finishing writing his script entitled "Love Abound" He was trying to finish it off to show Triana ever since he saw her two years ago as she and Dr. Orpheus moved in to the old east wing he has been smitten with her. "Hey! Hank!" Hank yanked the script from his brother curious as to what his twin was working on. "Ah come on Dean not another one of these lame-o scripts of yours again." Hank seems unimpressed by his brother's scripts. Dean jumps towards his brother stretching his arms trying to reach for his script that were in the hands of his brother. Hank moved out of the way as he saw his twin brother hit the ground face first. "Too slow Dean try to catch me if you can hahaha" Hank dashed out of their rooms as he ran through the corridors. Dean pulled him self up he wiped the blood from his nose as he gave chase after his brother. Hank taunted Dean as he waived the script inches from the grasp of his brother. "Come on Dean! So close" Dean could feel the frustration building up inside his body. "Dang it Hank! Give it back now you...you..piece of dung!" Dean flung himself only to hit the wall as Hank turned the corner towards the chemistry lab.

Hank burst through the doors and stopped as he was in awe seeing all the colors illuminated by the moonlight.

Dean rammed into his brother as both boys collapsed. "Hank!" his words feel on deaf ears as Hank walked towards a purple looking beaker that caught his attention. "Hank you know dad doesn't want us inside of his lab when he is working" Dean told his brother as he tried to see what caught his brothers attention. "Cool beans check it out Dean seems like dad was working on some kind of juice huh" Hank began fiddling withe the test tubes and flask as Dean looked around as well curious as to what their father was working on. He noticed numerous plants and in the far left corner what looked like the remains of an animal "Ehhhh!! Hank looked at what seemed like their father was dissecting some kind of animal "what is he working on seriously." Dean covered his mouth as he felt light headed and nauseated by the gruesome scene. Dean backed tracked not noticing his brother who picked up a test tube with a green liquid he bumped into his brother causing Dean to trop the liquid into the purple mixture. "Oh crap Deano we better run" yelled Hank as the purple gas began to violently shake and spew bubbles as a greenish gas erupted as the entire lab exploded rocking the Venture compound.

Brock Samson and H.E.L.P.E.R. were fixing up his 69 Dodge Charger when he heard the blast 'What the fuck was that!" He switched on his two way com link to get in touch with the boys. "Boys can you read me. Boys...Boys..." Brock reached in to his tool box and pulled out a monkey wrench as the vein gyrated off his neck. "Doc come in Doc seems were under attack can you hear me" soon Dr. Venture showed up on the com link "What is it Brock. I was sleeping what is it?" Dr. Venture began getting up. "Seems like an explosion in the lab I can't get in touch with the boys. "Crap my serum I was working in the lab for that super solider serum for Gen. Manhowers! If those boys ruined something their done for I'll meet you in the lab" Brock, H.E.L.P.E.R. and Dr.Venture all made there way towards the chemistry wing on the far end of the compound.

Hank and Dean laid face down on the cold floor as the vapors of the gas steamed off them. They felt their bodies were on fire their brains tingled as they could feel the central nervous system and the peripheral nervous system trembling throughout their bodies. The Venture brothers were in complete darkness Dean awoke in a green field he saw the Venture compound and saw his grandfather and father but his dad was only now ten years old. ("where am I?") Dean began to walk till he heard a voice behind him speak. ("In your mind boy we are in the realm of your soul Dean to see what you desire and lack") Dean turned around to see a figure the same height as him in a black robe that only revealed his hands he saw the insignia of The Guild of Calamitous Intent on the right side of his cloak. ("You're with the Guild aren't you! Hank! Where are you?!") that instant the hooded figure began to laugh what Dean found strange was that he could recognize the voice. In that same instant on the other side of the field Hank was confronted with the same hooded figure with that bare the The Guild of Calamitous Intent on his chest. ("What are you?") asked Hank the figure rose his right are arm and pointed his finger at him ("I am you. The darkness the sleeps in you the jealousy the envy the hatred that is you I am the darkness join me Hank leave this pathetic life of your father and your fathers father behind") The hooded figure showed who he was only to see his face ("No way me! Dean!!") Hank took off trying to search for his brother only to see Dean running his direction ("Hank!") ("Dean!") both managed to say as the were about to reach each other a blinding light consumed them both.

Dean and hank slowly opened their eyes he could hear the sound of a breathing machine and see the white paint off the roof "where...where am I..." Dean managed to say as he took off his breathing mask and looked around he saw he was in the emergency room of the lab he saw his twin brother Hank waking up as well. "Guess someone is up huh so boys are you ok" Dean to turned to his right noticing who that voiced belong to non other than Pete White the albino friend of his father. "I'll get Rusty tell him you guys are up. Billy! Oh Billy the boys are up I'm going to get Rusty" Pete left to fetch Rusty. "Ah my head and body feels strange Dean" Hank managed to say as he got up. "Easy now boys don't want to exert your selves you've been in a coma for about a week" Billy Quiz Boy managed to say in his lips voice. Hank and Dean got up they noticed each other as did Billy was astound at the physical physique of the boys. There bodies were toned and build they looked at each other they noticed their backs,chest,abdomen were all toned out as if the boys had been body builders for years. "Wow look at this body I feel like Spider man" Dean said as he flexed his new muscles. Hank backed flipped on to his bed feeling out his body he felt as he could do almost anything as he lifted up his bed with his own strength.

"What...what the hell boys are you guys alright I never knew you were so strong" Billy said as Dean balanced him self with his left arm only and looked at Billy and Dean "Seems like the gas affected our central nervous system it seems like our central and peripheral nervous systems were affected by the gas. We breathed whatever dad was working on it seems our nerve cells were accelerated our brain and muscle mass. Not only that our reflexes as well." Dean pushed him self off his one arm and landed on the table like a grasshopper "See" Billy looked stunned but Hank seemed to know what his twin was talking about. "Well Dean seems like dad's serum wasn't a failures after all." They all turned their attention towards the door as they saw Brock, Pete and their father enter through the door. "Boys you are seriously in trouble now do you know that serum..." Dr. Venture couldn't speak as he was shocked to see his boys physique. "Boys what the hell happen to you look like a couple of UFC fighters" Brock managed to say. "Wow Rusty seems like your boys inherited their grandfathers body huh Rust seems like you were left out of the gene pool" Pete said teasingly t as Rusty shot a glare at him. Dr. Venture was about to speak when Dean beat him to it. "Well if I mean explain seems like that serum you were working on dad altered me and HanK our mind and bodies." Dean said. "On the contrary Dean it wasn't all dads serum we forget to leave out the important added ingredient of that green test tube that is what altered our peripheral and central nervous systems that in fact accelerated our muscle mass and reflexes. Like Captain America's super solider serum only it didn't fully mature our bodies only it combined to transform our physique at our current age." Everyone looked from Hank to Dean with their mouths open. "I concur brother my theory is that this serum will continue alter our molecular structure its like it will kick full swing as we age normally amazing" Hank and Dean looked at their father who be all means was dumbfounded."Yes that serum work .ah crap! You boys blew up the lab with my notes as well now I can't get this formula to Gen. Manhowers. I hope you're proud of yourselves boys." Dr. Venture scolded the boys.

Dean and Hank looked at each other unimpressed. "Dad don't worry well make it up to you in fact we'll make sure this relic of a compound breaths again as you managed to bring down the Venture name Hank and I will resurrect it from the dead. We'll carry on the Venture name and we in turn will surpass uncle J.J. and granddad. Hank and I will make sure we put these new powers to good use dad" Dean managed to smile as he looked to his dad who wasn't sure what he was hearing. Dr. Venture was about to yell when Dr. Byron Orpheus and Triana appeared Triana was carrying some flowers. She and Dr. Orpheus stopped as they noticed Dean and Hank's new physique. "Hank, Dean happened to you guys!" yelled a surprised Triana while Dr. Orpheus was shocked to find the boys alright. "My word what boys what has happen to you it as if Adonis bestowed his blessing upon you boys" Hank and Dean turned towards there new guest smiling. "Oh hey Triana and Dr. O." Hank waived at them. Dean knew he had to explain to them the situation. "Hey Triana hello Dr. Orpheus I guess I need to fill you in on what happened?"

Three months later...

"Now for Dow Jones up fourteen points today is Venture Industries. A miraculous come back in the stock market this one time giant in new age scientific hardware suffer losses and losses after the death of Dr. Jonas Venture. In the hands of Dr. Thaddeus Venture. Did Venture Industries plummet? Not so Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. managed to salvage some parts of Venture Industry only now in the capable hands of Dean and Hank Venture has Venture Industry grown enough soon in about year Venture Industry will topple Impossible Industries and reign as the new science brand. Venture Industry has about five hundred million dollar profits in the past two month by the end of the year Venture Industry will rake in about another five hundred in profits." The TV shut off as The Monarch threw his remote at the bed. "Can you believe this...this ahhhhh who would of thought those two pansy sons of his could turn his company around I mean come on they are practically billionaires!" Monarch couldn't control the jealousy and rage that was building inside his chest. "Now, now honey you know we are still waiting to see who the Guild assigns us for our new enemy to arch..." Sheila couldn't finish what she was saying as Monarch screamed. "Ahhhh I can't believe that dick! Sgt. Hatred is the one arching Venture he is living off his sons. That's it! I can't take it MINIONS!!" yelled the Monarch as a few henchmen came at their masters calling. "Malcolm! Now listen hear you're no longer the sole ruler have you forgotten your wife!" Shelia's words cut into Monarch as sharp as any blade. "But...but...snuckums I just...I.," the Monarch saw the fires in his wife's eyes and knew as any man that he could not win this battle "fine! Minions back to the COCOON!! Till further notice!" The henchmen all lower their heads as they marched towards the cocoon "Jeez and here I thought we would see some action" Number 21 said. "Yeah this so lame" Number 24 said sounding closely like Ray Romano.

The Venture compound was full of life the blood veins of the factories began to pump new life as factories once again began to produce rather than lay silent. In far east section of the compound Dean stood looking at the plans provided to him by the private contractors he wore a long black lab coat with the Venture logo on the breast pocket. The eastern part of the compound was being built to produce and manufacture missiles and micro chips. He saw that the military was a cash cow and why not us them as they used the Venture Industries in the past. "HELPER 27 go get me a gatorade make sure its orange too." as the HELPER 27 speed off they were copies of the original HELPER not as sophisticated but drones to do task around the compound they where blue with a white strip going horizontal down the body with the Venture logo in the middle. The real H.E.L.P.E.R. was with Hank who at the moment was walking around the compound making sure everything was in working order. He wore the blue Venture Industries jumpsuit that decades ago Venture employees wore Dean felt it was good to bring something back from the past to connect with the future. "Hey H.E.L.P.E.R. take note my date with Kim I think its about time for Kim to get another taste of the Hanknator" Hank said to H.E.L.P.E.R. who only beeped at him. "Hey Dean how are the plans. Seems kind of boring if you ask me" Dean shot his brother an annoyed glare. "Well Hank someone has to make sure everything is in working order dad isn't doing much expect chasing after his so called "maids". Hank and Dean knew their father was enjoying the new found fortune that they created for him he played as the boys were responsible to keep the family name and empire a float. The boys looked around seeing so much people and noise around the Venture compound it was strange it seemed like ages ago this was nothing more than a decaying corpse now only has life sprung into it. "We won the contract's from Impossible industries for the next generation military suits I have your prototype Hank if you want to try it on?" Hank couldn't hide his smile he had always looked up to Brock he knew he wanted to follow Brock's footstep instead of his fathers science carrier. "Alright Deano but I have some good news hehe I got us double date planned for later guess who's your mystery date?" Hank winked at his brother Dean knew his brother meant well and didn't want him middling with his love life.

His brother knew how he felt about Triana and since the accident she was glad that Dean had not changed completely she enjoyed his kindness and shyness that made him who he was. "Well Hank if your done playing mystery date I could use your help. Dean handed his brother the plans for extension of the command center where the old space command center was. Hank looked at it cocking his right eye brow and tossing it back to H.E.L.P.E.R. who beeped at him. "Hank!" yelled Dean. "Oh come on Dean stop being such a wuss anyway I'm going to the gym to train with Brock oh yeah be ready by nine thats when the girls are coming later gator." Hank ran off waiving at an annoyed Dean leaving him with the work. Dean looked toward the distance seeing the Venture trucks loading up the Air force and Army's orders he couldn't believe that this was due in part of the boys lineage and alterations of the serum. Dean looked around three new compounds were added few months ago and two are complete with the third nearing completion the renovation for the compound was almost a night mare who knew the Venture compound was such of a need of an over haul. Dean and Hank with Brocks help added a new up grade to the security alarms taking note from Dr. Killenger. Dean knew the fate he and his brother and his future family would endure with the Guild and villains coming after their lives. So far Sgt. Hatred has been the one arching his father and knowing that the Monarch was some where on the horizon for what ever reason he hated his father he knew he would allow the set back of Sgt. Hatred arching his father. "Ah I wish sometimes dad was more accretive or at least more aware of his position." Dean said to himself he turned back to the trucks as the engines turned on and the trucks made their way towards the exit to deliver the finished products as the dust settled he wondered what the future would hold he could see his shadow stretching farther as the sun began its decent he turned around to look off in to the sunset. "Ahhh!!" Hank screamed as he was flung across the mat like a rag doll by Brock. Hank landed up side down as he got up and straighten his gi out. "Good Hank you need to get ready to get up you can take a pounding now but show me what you got come on hit me!" Brock said as he stood looking down at Hank who overshadowed him in the past Hank would coward but now he wanted to learn from Brock Hank got in his boxing stance and swung with his right arm Brock pushed it away with his left hang but he didn't expect it to hurt like a bitch "son of a bitch! The hell are made of Hank" Brock yelled as he shook his hand trying to ignore the pain. Hank placed his right leg front and stretched his right arm opened his palm has it connected with Brock's abdomen.

Brock flew back a few feet coughing a bit "Nice work Hank good,good now show me your anger release it Hank feed on it" Brock picked up a medicine ball and flung it at Hank. "What the Brock!" Hank ducked as the medicine smashed into the wall seeing how he barley escaped that one he flung himself again at the mat as Brock flung another medicine ball."Whoa holy cow that one almost hit me Brock!" Hank's words feel on deaf ears. "Come on Hank move faster more intense! Don't feel fear Hank you're a predator a walking death machine come on Hank show me what you've got!" Yelled Brock as the blood vessels burst from his neck and forehead. Brock remembered his training back in O.S.I. under the wing of Colonel Hunter Gathers the man that help shape and mold him into the perfect killing machine. He respected Hunter and was only thing that resembled a father figure to him before his sex change. Hank flipped over the medicine ball as he came closer to Brock seeing Hank's advancement Brock picked up a bamboo pole and swung it at Hank who blocked with both his forearms and it shattered on impact. "Ahhh holy heavens that hurt!" yelled Hank. Brock grabbed Hank by his collar Hank grabbed Brock's wrist he started to squeeze as much as possible but it did little affect to Brock. Brock bit his stiff upper lip as he could feel the circulation of blood being cut off. He spun Hank around as he tossed him across the gym Hank flew into the pool. Hank floated bottom side as he did not turn over. "Oh shit! Hank are you alright Hank" Brock ran as he dived into the pool and dragged Hank out "Ahh man that was crazy Brock you have to teach that move that was awesome!" Hank said as he was unfazed by his near drowning. "Don't worry Hank in time you will learn anyway shouldn't you and Dean get ready for your ahhh dates and no bat suit understand" Brock said as he eyed Hank. "I know..I know Brock don't worry hehe this time Hankanator is going to play it smooth" Brock just gave him a look.

Dr. Orpheus was once again in his daughters room he he knew the Venture boys were decent gentlemen but since the incident in the lab he felt weary of his daughter going on the date with Dean. "Pumpkin you know daddy is always wants the best for you and I know Dean is proper gentlemen. Still you know after their incident I believe the boys are more aware of their primordial instincts." Dr. Orpheus walked back and forth as Triana was putting on her black lipstick in the mirror as she straighten her black dress she wore at the last date. "Uh dad I know yeah they've may have changed somewhat at least now they are able to help their ungrateful father. Dad you shouldn't worry Dean's a sweetie." Triana blushed as she remembered when Dean defended her honor as he literally beat the living shit out of the foul mouth rude Dermott. "Dad I told you Dean was defending my honor that Dermott kid had it coming to him" Dr. Orpheus turned to his daughter "Pumpkin I know. I am very astound by young Dean's actions surprised by a boy of his caliber still be wary Pumpkin Dean and Hank have gone a spiritual and physical metamorphous I just feel the dark clouds hovering over them and." "Dad please I have to go pick up Kim besides our last date was fine nothing happened" Triana got up and grabbed her keys she kissed her father on his right cheek. "drive safely Pumpkin. I guess it is off to blockbuster I'll see if Dr. Venture would like to join me" Dr. Orpheus made his way off to the Venture wing. Triana and Kim were on their way to a popular pizza parlor they were cruising in Triana's black Volkswagen Beetle. "So another round with the Venture twins huh Triana at least were going to a different place so what else is new with the Hardy Boys" Kim said as she looked in the passenger mirror applying her pink poodle lipstick. "Well you know nothing much really the boys manage to bring their dad's company back up and made it successful again and the boys seem really fit now. Hey Hank's your type now all muscle and some brains. Dean still his cute self. There style has been improved." Kim shoot her a look wondering if she harbored any feelings for Dean. "So they upgraded their clothing so I guess I won't expect to be greeted by Fred's bastard son huh. " Kim said playfully.

Hank and Dean were once again were being driven by Brock this time around he decided the boys were more ready to hear how to progress further with their dates. "Try to set the mood right don't sound to arrogant if you're talking about your selves girls like to hear some good stories of how many people you've killed but in your case how many planes you boys sell to the air force." Brock pulled a cigarette with his left hand Hank reached in his pocket and lid Brock's cigarette. "Hank why do you have a lighter?" Hank put the lighter back in his pocket "I just keep it incase never know when a lighter may come in handy. Don't worry Dean watch me I'll show how its done with the ladies." Dean shot a glare at his brother knowing full well he was full of hot air. "Hey Brock what's the best way as gentlemen to show a girl you like how you feel or tell her how you feel about her. " Dean said as he fidgeted in his seat. Hank and Brock looked at Dean knowing who he was talking about."Why don't you just grab Triana and passionately kiss her come on Deano! You beat the crap out of Dermott in front of her after he was hitting on her come on I doubt that earned you some points right Brock" Hank and Dean looked at Brock who had a grin on his face. "Yeah... thats...right girls like that crap fighting for their honor you really tore that bastard a new one Dean anyone disrespects your woman boys you let them have it you got to show them who's the boss. Any way hit me on the two way if anything happens." Brock turned into the parking lot. "Ok lets go Hank" both boys got off "Thanks Brock." they said in union "Oh Brock remember the new Panic room can only be open with your hand or any one of our hands ok" Dean said as he made his way towards the door. "Gotcha you kids have a good time. As for me I think I'll get some R&R" Brock turned the rear view mirror to meet his eye seeing in the distance the Purple Pussy Club in the background. "Were are they I figure they be here by now" Triana looked around trying to see if the boys arrived. "Probably stopped to solve a mystery" Kim retorted. Triana's gaze was fixed at the door she poked Kim who followed her gaze they saw the boys enter Dean was wearing black Kenneth Cole soles with black dress pants and a black belt to match. He wore a red polo shirt with a black sweater vest with a black tie. Hank on the other hand had black fatigue boots and green digitized camouflaged military pants. He wore a black long sleeve shirt with a green tie and had a black business jacket he wore a pair of black sunglasses. "Seriously Hank were is the sun at! Sunglasses are to protect you from phosphene" Dean whispered. "Fine" Hank took off his shades as they approached the girls.

Yo I hope this clears the major spelling and grammar errors. I still suck at this part but how it is a little easier to read. Anyways I will come out with chap 3 later i have to prof read it and make sure it makes sense take care. Hey fellow fans! Its been a while since I wrote another fic this time I decided to do a Venture Bros. fic. I know some may hate it or others may like but you know what its what I want to wright. Hard to find some good Venture bros fanfics so I decided to share this story. I plan to make it up to 13 chaps. I am going to try to stay true to the characters like the show but have to go OOC sometimes for my plot. Hmmm I wonder what the future holds for our favorite Venture Bros well I hope you all enjoyed the first chap. As always leave me your feed back and comments or criticism next chap Hatred is Red. BTW this is raw i haven't prof read it probably by the weekend will have the prof read version. Sage out!