"Target...Acquired." those all too familiar words rang in Haruhi's ears as the two people pulled her over and pushed her into the car. She was immediately blindfolded and put in an empty seat. She could feel the door on her left and who she thought to be Mori on the right. The car door opened and closed and grumbling was heard as two other people slid into the car.

"Hey Haruhi! Can you guess where we're going?" Tamaki's excited voice said across from her.

"No, Sempai, I can't. With you guys I never know, and I especially can't guess because I have nothing to go off of because I can't see."

"Oh, right," Tamaki removed the blindfold and Haurhi opened her eyes to see Hunny, Mori, Hikaru, Kaoru, and Tamaki all crammed in a car.

"Where's Kyoya-sempai?"

"Mother didn't like the thought of being crammed in a car with the rest of her family," the twins chimed. "Not a very loving mother if you ask me."

"After this car ride we're going to the airport to go to Fiji!" Hunny announced. "We're bringing snacks and cake!"

"Wrong; I can't go. I don't have a passport."

"Yes you do! We put in an order for you last time we went to the beach!" Tamaki replied.

"Well I don't have the money."

"That's okay, our mom and dad agreed to pay for you to go. If you agree to get a tan and model mom's clothing at her next fashion show!" the twins grinned slyly. "Of course we knew you would so we signed you right up!"

"What? Who asked you to control my life?" Haruhi protested.

"Haruhi! Just sit back and enjoy the ride! 'Kay?" Hunny said with a wide smile. "Have some cake!"

"No thanks." They rode in silence for about another 20 minutes.

Tamaki looked out the window. "We're here!" he announced.

"But how can I go to Fiji? I haven't packed! Am I going to wear the same outfit the entire time?"

"Nope, we told your father about it and he agreed with a 'take plenty of pictures of Haruhi, and don't try anything funny!' and we agreed," Tamaki replied, helping Haruhi out of the vehicle. "I hope you don't mind, but we'll be taking the smaller of my father's planes."

I've never been on a plane in my life, Haruhi thought to herself. "Yeah, sure whatever."

Servants came and took the luggage to the awaiting airplane while the others looked for Kyoya. After searching for a while were told by the Co-pilot that 'Master Kyoya boarded the craft an hour ago.' Later they climbed up on the airplane without a problem. They all sat as the pilot made all the proper checks before take off. Then they began rolling down the air-strip.

"Sempai, why do you look so nervous? And why are you sitting all the way back there with all those bags?"

"Tamaki has a bit of motion sickness when it comes to airplanes," Kyoya informed her from two isles in front.

"Yeah, his majesty is fine in cars, boats, trains anything and everything except airplanes," the twins said from the seat in front of her.

"Usually he has some laughing gas before he flies," Hikaru continued.

"But this time he insisted on staying awake," Kaoru concluded.

"To keep you troublesome twins away form Haruhi!" Tamaki replied with a little effort as the plane hit a bump. Then the plane moved faster then pulled upwards. Haruhi felt herself being pulled back as the plane climbed then leveled out.

"Welcome to SuohAir, I'm Ryuu Haruo and I'll be you captain for this flight. We are currently flying from Kyoto, Japan to Sigatoka, Fiji. We'll be handing out snacks every half-hour for those you you that want that many. You can now unfasten your seat belts. Thank you for flying SuohAir and have a nice flight."

"So whose beach is in Fiji?" Harihi asked after a little while of quiet.

"Ours is!" the twins said turning around.

"Great. Sempai, where is your beach?"

"You might not want to ask him right now," Kyoya said without turning. Haruhi looked back at her sempai and saw that he was curled up like a ball and he was very pale.

"Right."

"What? No more cake? How about other snacks?"

"Nothing." While Hunny wondered where all the snacks had gone, Haruhi had fallen asleep, Mori was staring out of the window, Tamaki was sleeping as well, and the twins were getting restless with boredom. They had designed new clothing, played their video games, talked to Haruhi and tried taking naps but they were quickly getting tired of sitting. They turned around and started throwing paper balls at Haruhi. She ignored them for a bit but she knew the worst was to come so just as Hikaru threw another paper-wad at her head she caught it and sat up.

"What?" she growled.

"We're bored," the twins complained. "This is the most bored we've ever been in our lives."

"What do you want me to do about it?"

They shrugged. "I don't know." Haruhi sighed and shifted position to go back to sleep. "Boo, you aren't very fun." they looked at each other and grinned.

"Well, Kaoru, since we can't mess with his majesty, I guess we'll just have to mess with Haruhi."

"Yes! What shall we do Hikaru? I think we should..." Haruhi had gotten very nervous as she heard her name involved with the words 'mess with'.

"Why don't you play pranks on each other?" Haruhi suggested.

"Because we know all of each other's pranks!"

"Then prank Kyoya-semapi."

"We've never thought of that before..."

"Don't begin to," Kyoya replied curtly.

"Aw."

Then something else happened that may never happen again. Kyoya looked back to his notebook and turned the page...no paper. He checked all the pages...no extras. "I don't have any paper." he muttered. He asked the flight attendant for some. None there. He asked the twins. None there. He asked Haruhi. None. Hunny and Mori. None. "Alright, I'll just take a nap and get some paper later."

He couldn't sleep.

"I need to have some paper to finish my work." He searched all over and found nothing. "I need some paper!" he exclaimed.

Aside from that drama, someone heard the call of nature. "Is there a bathroom?" he asked.

"No sir."

"But I need to go."

"I'm sorry, but we'll be landing in a couple of hours. Up until that time you'll have to wait."

"What kind of plane doesn't have a bathroom?" he said exasperated. "I shouldn't have eaten so many cakes! But they're so good! Ugh!"

"Are you sure you can't wait?" they all said.

"I can't!"

"Wow, even 17-year-olds have tiny bladders.," Haruhi thought.

"Okay," the co-pilot replied. "We're not out of Japan yet so we'll land and you can go." A few minutes later they were on the ground Hunny bolted for the bathroom and everyone began to discuss if it was really worth is going to Fiji. They decided it wasn't. So they called a taxi and drove back up and went home.