Hey, this is Lisa and I am proud to present my first ever fanfic! Hurray!
Mello: I really don't get why I am your hostage in a story about freaking Yagami!
Me: Hee hee, oh Mello, ya know I love you soooo much more than L or Light, (it's this sierra person that adores L).
Mello: Okay, but if this turns out to be a really long fanfic, and I can never escape then I will shoot your room up.
Me: Mello you gave away your location, now your fan girls will _ you!
Mello: -_-
Me: XD okay okay enjoy the story, there are a few bad (awesome) jokes, but otherwise it's fairly decent!
I do not own any death note characters, I only own Sierra D. Ethans, thank you and enjoy.
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When you are an average female teen living in average America, it is always enjoyable to imagine things, that you make up, or that you see on TV or read in a comic book. This is precisely what Sierra D. Ethans decided to do; only she didn't imagine it.
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I woke to a really boring gray room, I was on the uncomfortably hard floor, and I had a crick in my neck. I stood and walked about not noticing anything out of the ordinary except that the door was locked, and that I didn't know where I was, and I didn't know how I got there!
I started walking about and looking into drawers, after all my older brother was a psychologist, he could be using me in a test and seeing what the reaction of a regular teen girl would be, and since I hate it when people assume we run about crying and screaming like maniac's, I decided to escape and just show the world how it was done!
"Where am I anyway?" I muttered to myself, thinking if there were people recording me that they might as well know my brother hadn't even told me a single blasted thing!
"You are in a room belonging to Light Yagami." Said a low voice from the corner of the room.
"Who's there?" I asked trying my hardest not to sound freaked out. I mean I recognized the name "Light Yagami" from an anime I had seen a couple of years ago, but it's not like my family had actually known about it, it was my little secret to sneak out of bed at night and watch these things, if I had told the world I actually liked anime, they would have called me a geek and kicked me out of ballet or something.
"I am Ryuk, how is it your able to hear me and not see me?" The voice said, as I watched an apple rise into the air, and begin eating itself.
"I d-don't know." I stuttered thinking this was rather odd, now that I thought about it; this room did resemble the real Light's room. . . .It was almost too creepy for comfort.
"Oh well, I'm not surprised much about anything anymore." Said Ryuk, (if that's really who he was).
"Um, what should I do?" I asked, half hoping he would tell me, and half hoping he wouldn't.
He shrugged. "You could try hiding in his closet, and then popping out and scaring him when he comes home from school."
I suddenly heard a door opening from down stairs and I heard some guy (supposedly Light Yagami) saying he was home and a mom exclaiming something about his school or dinner or something, the voices were kind of muffled through the LOCKED door.
I ran into the closet out of fear (and not thinking), and then started to wonder how the door had been locked anyway, being it that "Light" wasn't home yet. Basically it had been Ryuk's joke to lock a human out in the hall. So after a few threats from Light he let him in.
"Ryuk, is anyone suspecting anything?" Said Light, sounding a bit grumpy from being locked out.
"No not that I know of." Said Ryuk and then he started to chuckle madly.
I really wish Ryuk would not chuckle madly every time he wanted really badly to tell Light something but he couldn't because he was a shinigami and all, APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE SHINIGAMI TATTLE-TELL RULES!
"Ya know what, Light?" said Ryuk, stuffing the rest of the apple into his mouth, before throwing it into the compost bin. (Curse Yagami and his Go Greenness)
"What?" asked Light, though he didn't act as if he was listening, he had just finished sticking pencil led in his door hinge, and he was now unpacking his back-pack and (the little neat-freak) sticking his books in his bookshelf, except for a few which he put on his desk in which to study.
"Well just between you and me, there's a girl hiding in your closet."
"Stop telling falsehoods Ryuk, you tried this last week."
"It's true this time; it really is go see for yourself."
"Fine, but if no ones in there, you're not getting any apples for a month."
Light walked quickly over to the door; I didn't even have time to hide or anything, man I really wished I wasn't here right now!
He stood there blinking at me for a few seconds, I (at the time) was wearing a gray tank-top, black skinny jeans, and sandals, plus my hair was a wavy platinum blond mess, I felt a dog, which was not helping matters since that thought probably crossed his mind too, (Note: I was not expecting to go anywhere that day.) He quickly slammed the closet door in my face and locked it, and the appalling thing he sat back at his desk and started studying.
"Hey!" I shouted, all doubt of this being fake vanishing from my mind. "Baloney Head! Let me out!"
"Why should i?" was his annoyingly calm reply.
"You'd make a reeeal good lawyer, Punk!"
"Is that supposed to be an insult?"
"I was too frustrated to think up a good insult, so I sat back and started kicking the door really loudly.
"Ya know," started Ryuk "maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to let her out, I mean you could just kill her, or throw her out the window, or. . ."
"I don't want to deal with that hag at the moment." Replied Light swiftly (which made me stop and listen as to what he would call me next .), "she'd only get in the way, do you think that if I accepted your shinigami eyes that I could brainwash her?"
"Ha ha no I don't think so."
"What!" I shouted, "You just let me out and see if you can brainwash me you dork face, and that's a genuine insult (that is if you know what dork means)!"
"Yes I know what "dork" means, including many other words, which your insignificant cranium, couldn't possibly understand."
"You're making me mad, just what are you planning to do with me all locked up in your closet?" I shouted in exasperation.
"Firstly, it is true I locked the closet, but you apparently were already in my closet, so I don't see why that would make much difference. Secondly, I could do many different things to you, but unfortunately I am far too stretched between school and . . . . . . school to mention any of them."
"I already know you have a death note and are trying to kill off criminals or something and make the world a happy living hell." I whined.
There was a horrible awful silence, in which I could telepathically hear him plotting how and when to kill me, so I kept my stupid trap shut, which I should have anyway, but I was way too angry for that.
"Wow," whistled Ryuk, "she seems to know quite a bit, are you sure you never met her before."
"Ryuk!" said Light, finally sounding a little bit more human, "Did you tell her anything while I was at school?"
"No I swear, she only got here a bit before you came home anyway."
"How and why did she come, and who is she?"
"You'd have to ask her yourself, I don't know anything I only told her to hide in the closet." Said Ryuk, now sounding more and more interested in how this would turn out.
"How did she come Ryuk, how? You've been here all day, you must have seen her."
"Well I was picking a ripe juicy red apple from the bowl, and I glanced around to make sure I could eat the apple, and then I saw a girl laying asleep on your floor, and I don't know how humans work, I just expected this to be some Japanese ritual for mating or. . ." Light cut him off.
"No, that's not how humans work Ryuk!" "Aargh, I don't have any spare time for this, I am already 10 minutes behind schedule, it will cut into my sleep!"
Now I was no expert on Anime characters and their sleeping hours, but I could tell he wasn't getting enough as it was. He was plainly already going insane, and judging from his earlier statement that no one was on to them that this was fairly early in the series.
"Hey don't kill me or throw me out the window or . . . . yeah "that", because I know all about your future and what will happen and I could be like a valuable hostage in a shoujo manga or something." (Me thinking all the while of being hostage to L :3). He unlocked the closet and opened it, only to have me fall out, in a muddled mass.
"hmmm," said Light apparently thinking it over, "sorry, but no, I can't have people knowing a random anime girl was locked in my closet anyway, it would cause a bad reputation, so I am going to take you to a bus stop in the morning and send you to Tokyo, all buses lead to Tokyo."
"The Morning!" I shouted, I mean I know he needed sleep more than ever, but seriously, it was just plain wrong to leave a girl in your closet all night long.
"Yes the Morning; hey here you are." He had been hastily typing on his computer and now came up with a picture of me, only it wasn't quite me, it was me with slightly bigger eyes and a slimmer appearance (not that I needed being any slimmer than I already was). "I really wonder how you got here," he continued "perhaps you left the anime, or maybe escaped from a manga, hmmm, I don't think I have any manga in my room, though my sister might."
"What!" I shrieked, "Are you saying I'm in a manga?"
"Well yeah, you know, Ballet and the Beast, don't tell me you don't know your own anime?" he smirked, I was starting to freak out, I mean I thought he was in an anime and I was real life, but I guess I could have mixed that up somehow, I'd have to test it.
"B-b-but you're in an anime." I stuttered, "You know, Death Note with you and Near and Mello and everyone."
"Wait." He said suddenly frowning, "Are you telling me, that in your Anime, I'm in an Anime?"
"I guess, only I was gonna say that in reverse, oh why am I in an anime that's so weird . . . what's it called again?"
"Ballet and the Beast, a shoujo Manga, ten and up, "find out the secrets of true love", and goes all the way up to volume 10, Yippee."
"Well, you're a crazy mass murderer in Death Note, and then everyone dies!" I said in frustration, I was getting really annoyed I was in such a petty thing as Ballet and the Beast, who was this Beast anyway?
"Of course everyone dies, ha ha ha, I am killing them."
"Yeah, yeah you and your evil shinigami, and model, and later on your complete #1 fan, go around killing people with death notes."
"Did I hear a plural death note? Meaning there's more than one?"
"No, you heard nothing of the kind. I said resolving never again to give anything away."
"And who's this model?" asked Light
"Oh well I guess you wouldn't have met her yet, seeing as how you haven't met my true love L yet, though with a name like yours I'm surprised you even care about female models." I said, mentally slapping my face, for giving more away.
"L. . . .L . . . that name sounds vaguely familiar, he might be one of my dad's bosses, hey what did you say about my name?"
"Oh nothing, except the ever popular joke about your name backwards!" I burst out laughing hysterically, at the look of confusion on his face.
"What? You mean tghil? What's weird about that?" asked Light, he was utterly not getting it, even though he was like top of his class and able to fool the police and everything.
"HA HA HA!" I screeched; "try your other name Mister Yagami!"
After a moment of complete silence, he abruptly glared at me, his reddish brown eyes, trying to figure me out, which was something the anime must have had a hard time portraying, his eyes were so pretty.
"That is just wrong." Came his cold reply, "You must have been an incredibly extreme fan girl that has a sick mi-
Before he could finish his sentence, and before I could reply that I was not a fan girl of his at all, a knock came at the door. He hastily shoved me in the closet, and locked it again, telling me quietly that if I spoke there would be murder.
He opened the door, and I could hear him speaking with his sister, she was wondering what all of the noise was about, he muttered something about a computer game, and told her he wouldn't play anymore and that he would start studying. She sounded a bit confused (maybe because he never played computer games) but mumbled agreement and left.
He opened the closet door, again looking really very bothered.
"I'm sorry for all the trouble." He said suddenly, switching from evil and glaring to innocent and gentlemanly. "How about we start over and get to know each other better." He then smiled a forced smile, and held out his hand.
"Um thanks." I said taken aback and not really sure what had changed his attitude. I took his hand, surprisingly warm, and rose into a standing position.
Ryuk who had been silent for awhile now started cackling madly again, I wondered what could be the new secret.
"So, how are you?" asked Light in a sickly sweet voice he sometimes used when he was playing innocent, since I knew he wasn't innocent anyway, I didn't see how this could be helping anything. "It must be hard, being a girl with your beauty, intelligence and skill." He said, taking my hand and bowing, like I was some lady of high class.
"T-thank you, erm Light, and your pretty smart yourself." Was the only response I could think of to this compliment. I scratched the back of my head, trying to think of what he was up to.
Ryuk was laughing hysterically now, and I could tell it was bothering Light for some reason.
"I'm afraid we have not been properly introduced, I am Light Yagami, as you already know, and you are?"
I started to tell him my name, but then a sudden thought entered my brain. This guy could kill you if he knew your name and your face, therefore, with his abrupt change of attitude and his asking my name, I became very suspicious.
"Why should I tell you, you'd probably just kill me!" I spat
The silence, made me feel very awkward, until Light grabbed my wrist and swung me on the bed to face him, which was more awkward, he then got on top of me, now I know an inappropriate scene when I see one, and I was clearly hoping this would not turn out to be one of those.
"I would tell me your name if I were you." He said switching back to evil, I could feel his breath on my neck, it was extremely nauseating and I felt just a bit guilty toward L.
"Why, why couldn't you just look it up when you looked up Ballet and the Beast?" I asked half hoping my name wasn't anywhere in that Manga.
"In Ballet and the Beast, You were always called Ballerina Pink-Pink, I tried writing it down already, but unluckily all it did was take up precious space in my note book." Was his cold reply, I felt relieved at first, then really really scared, and a bit bugged off about being named Ballerina Pink-Pink.
I gulped down my fear, and tried pushing him off me, but another thing it never told me in the Anime was that Light Yagami was strong. I was slightly afraid he would go vampire on me, but then again I highly doubted that was possible for him.
He got off, finally deciding that seducing me was not the right approach. He turned his back to me and took a few paces away.
"Please?" he asked softly.
Ryuk was chuckling again though so I concluded he must be up to another plot to get my name.
He turned back at me, tears in his eyes, and a forlorn expression on his face. If I didn't know any better I'd say he was sincere, I hesitated wondering if he really wanted to know my name that much.
"I-I need you gone, I can't have you here, it could mess up my chances of world domination." He stammered, making his eyes as big as possible.
Despite what he said, it nearly melted my heart, who knew that Light Yagami could have so much Loli Boy in him?
"Well, because of many reasons I can't tell you my name." I started "But I can help you with some of your plans, I can't have you killing L, but anything else I'll aid you in." I couldn't believe those words were coming out of my mouth, I mean what a stupid thing to promise someone who moments before would have been grateful if I had been buried alive. But like many foolish things I had done before I held out my hand and he shook it.
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Whoa, cliff hanger, please leave a comment, and I will try and write the next chapter soon :D BYE BYE!
(yeah after looking this over i realised Ryuk should have been following Light around at school too, so it was his day off.)