D is for Dalek

Disclaimer: I don't Buffy the Vampire Slayer or crossover.
Summary: YAHF. Xander chooses a rather unique costume. Crossover

"Damn." Xander muttered as he saw the last toy rifle taken. "There goes that idea..."

Turning to browse the shop, a large object caught his eyes.

"Oooh!" he said with glee, eyes lighting up.

"Something caught your eye?" came a voice from behind him. Xander turned to see the shop owner, Ethan, examining the object also.

"Yeah," replied Xander "But I doubt I can afford it..."

"Oh, I think we can make a deal." Ethan replied, coaxing Xander to come with him. "Just think of all the Chaos that one will cause!" he thought hungrily, eyes lingering on the cone-shaped machine's long eye-stalk and various other tools.


Later that night...

"Xander?" Willow called out and ran up behind his costume "Xander!"

"LOCA-TION EARTH!" grated out a metal voice. "BEGIN INVA-SION! EXTER-MINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

"Oh Xander! Why did you have to go as a Dalek!" Willow wailed as the Dalek began shooting out beams, killing the other Trick-or-Treaters.

END

Author's Note: I don't own Daleks or anything Doctor Who related ('cept my season 2 DVD boxset! ;). Ah yeah, I don't write often, so I hope this is okay.