Okay, this is my first fanfiction so please tell me if I am doing anything wrong!
"And we're rolling!" The camera-cat shouted before pressing a little button, turning on the loud intro music for the show.
Suddenly, a purple and blue she-cat ran onto the stage so fast that she skidded and tripped screaming to the crowd, "Welcome to the first Talking with Seablossom Show!" before crashing into the snack table behind the curtains on the other side of the stage.
The music faltered.
Then Spottedleaf, Yellowfang, Cinderpelt, and Leafpool charged across the stage wearing masks and scuba diving gear to where you know the purple and blue she-cat lays. How they were able to move that fast, nobody knew. Then Leafpool stopped, turns to the crowd, pulled off her mask and said, "STAND BACK! Seablossom has just knocked over a container of highly poisonous gas!"
The crowd cheered loudly.
"What the heck?" Leafpool sighed, before pulling her mask back on and dashing to Seablossom's aid.
After what seems like hours, the purple and blue she-cat, or Seablossom walked back on clutching her head like she had a very bad headache.
"Um, Seablossom? Do you want to continue with the show?" The camera cat asked.
"Yes, yes Lionheart, I feel fine! Why don't you go do your business in the lawn?" Seablossom said, still a little loopy from the poison.
"My name is not Lionheart, it's LionBLAZE!" The camera cat growled. "Hmph. I guess we'll just continue the show."
"Hello everybody!" Seablossom said, ignoring Lionblaze's comment and plopping down into a big red velvet chair that you always see in introview shows. "Anyway, welcome to the first episode of Talking with Seablossom! I'm your host, Seablossom and today we're going to be interviewing Tigerstar!"
The crowd booed as Tigerstar walks on stage, frowning at them, wondering why they were showing so much hate.
"Why did I agree to come on this stupid show?" He asked Seablossom with an exasperated sigh.
Seablossom stared at him, confused. "You payed us to feature you and your new book. We never wanted you-"
"It's called How to Kill the Thunderclan Leader and Takeover the Clan When He's Dead - just a dollar ninety-nine at your local book store! Approved by Hawkfrost, Brokenstar and Thistleclaw as well!" Tigerstar said, holding up a book with such a gruesome cover that would most likely have to be blurred in the editing.
"HA! More like how to die trying to kill the Thunderclan leader and FAIL at taking over the clan! LOL!" Seablossom cried, doubling over in a hysteric fit of laughter. "You never even actually killed Firestar! It was that stupid tree!"
Tigerstar glared at her and unsheathed his claws. "Fine! Maybe I didn't exactly succeed in the taking over the clan part, um, or killing Firestar but at least I got an A+ at killing Bluestar!"
Seablossom laughed even harder. "But you never killed her with your own claws, that was your doggy friend scaredy-cat!"
Tigerstar, boiling leapt onto Seablossom and riped open her shoulder. Seablossom stops laughing and screeched, "THAT'S IT! I'LL GET YOU!" then rolling Tigerstar onto his back and slashing open his belly. The two cats locked onto each other and kept slashing, biting and growling.
Whenever Seablossom hit Tigerstar, the crowd cheered.
When Tigerstar got Seablossom everyone booed.
Lionblaze the camera-cat blocked the camera from the bloody fight onstage. He said, sighing, "That's it folk! Stay tuned for the next episode of Talking with Seablossom!" He hit the power button, and dashed off to break up the fight.
That's it! In the next episode, We're having two characters (one of mine and one of Erin Hunter's characters) with the exact name come on! Ten points if you can guess who they are!