NARSHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!

When Kefka & soldiers are still in Narshe. Terra gets out of her magitek armor, squats down and lets out a big, smelly fart!

Kefka: Narshe Blows!

Soldiers: Smelly one, Terra!

Terra: I have a big one coming up next!

Boung!!!!!!

Meanwhile…

At Figaro…

Edgar: Oh my god how stinky!

Sabin: It's a girl toot!

Edgar: How do you know?

Sabin: It's that Narshe girl!

Sabin: Only she can stink up the WHOLE WORLD!

KIRSPROOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGGG!

At moogle cave…..

Mog: Kupo! Stinky!

Kupo: Kukukupo! Narshe Terra smells bad!

Kuku:Popokupo! Bad smell! Terra rips!

All moogles: Kokopopokupo! Oh no! Another one!

BOOOOUUUUMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!

In Velt…

Gau: Gau smell gas!

Gau: Terra smelly girl is tooty-wooty!

Gau: Gau need gasmask!

BOOOOBOOOOUMMMMM!!!

At Cyan's Castle…..

Cyan: …cough…cough…

Cyan: Some one needs gas medicine!

Cyan: …cough…..

HOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

At Strago's House

Relm: Woo woo someone farted!

Shadow: What a smelly blast!

Strago: Who could fart like a magitek rider!?

Shadow's Dog: Woof woof. Why does Narshe smell like a butt?

Gogo's house…

Gogo: …

BOOMBOUNG!

Gogo trys to mimic Terra's fart but he can't make it loud enough and stinky enough

In Selzer's Airship…

Selzer: Man! Strong smelly wind is coming from Narshe!

Selzer: I've gotta put a stop to this!

Selzer gathers up the allies

Allies put gas masks on…

Locke: We're going in!

Soon after a lot of time-wasting puzzles and battles the allies arrive at Kefka's place

Kefka: I shall destroy the world with Terra's farts!

Allies: No you can't!

Kefka: Yes, I can!

Allies: No you can't!

Kefka: Yes, I can!

Allies: No you can't!

Kefka: Oh shutup and get the stupid battle over with!

Ladies singing

Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah AH-AH!

Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah AH-AH!

YAY! KEFKA!

Kefka: I will destroy the world with Terra's gas problem!

Allies: No you can't!

Kefka: Yes, I can!

Allies: No you can't!

Kefka: Yes, I can!

Allies: No you can't!

Kefka: Yes, I can!

Gogo: Yes you can't!

Kefka: Gasp! he speaks!

Gogo: Shutup!

Gogo acts like Kefka and start saying hate..Hate…HATE!!!!

Kefka: Nooooooo!

Kefka: I need a new script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kefka's dead!



THE END