Lies in Which They Could Shag
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Lies Draco Told Hermione:
1. "All newly reformed Order of the Phoenix members must shag a muggle-born before being fully initiated."
2. "The only foolproof way to destroy a horcrux is if a Malfoy shags a bushy haired muggle-born. Wanna give it a go, Granger?"
3. "Potty says he likes to watch, so let's give him a show."
4. "I'm pretty sure we're all going to die in the Final Battle, Granger. Are you sure you want to die a virgin?"
5. "Snape says that he'll give you an Outstanding on your NEWTs only if he gets to watch us doing the nasty."
6. "I believe House Unity begins with us, so how about we begin uniting?"
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Lies Hermione Told Draco:
1. "Hmm… Look at this, it says that one of the Head Boy's duties is to keep the Head Girl happy. Boy I could use a shag right about now."
2. "Well, personally, I think Ron is a better shag than you, but maybe I was a little drunk that time. Wanna try again?"
3. "I'm quite serious Malfoy, the homework for Muggle Studies is to compare the differences in shagging a pureblood and shagging a muggle-born."
4. "Recent studies say that female muggle-borns are better in bed than female purebloods."
5. "Pansy says that you're a bad fuck, care to prove her wrong?"
6. "I've read your father's will from top to bottom Malfoy and it's airtight, and apparently his dying wish is to have us do the dirty deed on Dumbledore's desk."
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