Summary: Veronica's crazy. No, really she is. There's no other explanation as to why she can hear and see her two dead blonde friends. They are like angels on her shoulders. One from heaven and the other from hell but both want what's best for her. Well, she thinks so.

Notes: No one other than Veronica can hear or see Lilly and Meg. When Veronica talks to or reacts to them, no one else can hear her because it's like telepathy. Her reaction to them is in italics.

Follows the end scene of 2X22 and into season three, with Meg and Lilly commentary. Of course, because of their influence, Veronica's decisions will be different. But this is mostly Meg and Lilly bickering with each other.

Wide eyed, Meg Manning, shook her head. "No, Veronica."

Lilly Kane's green eyes glared at Meg and then turned to Veronica with a nod, "Yes, Veronica."

Veronica sighed; they never agreed on anything. "I need to get away from Neptune."

Concern brimmed within Meg. "You can't run away from your problems," with a soft tone she advised, "it's not healthy."

Lilly groaned; Meg Manning, the overcompensating dead mother. Sheesh, did the meaning of fun die along with her? "I don't understand why you even have to think about this." She rolled her eyes at Meg's narrowed gaze on her. "Get the hell out of here already." As her best friend, Lilly knew that Veronica just needed to blow off some steam.

Lilly Kane, the effervescent dead girl. Meg's afterlife would be so much easier without Neptune's former-queen-bee. She quickly tried to remedy Lilly's bad advice, "Veronica, you need to be near the people who love you."

Lilly almost scoffed at Meg's apple-pie view of everything. You'd think that being a dead girl would make her a little cynical. But nooooo. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Ronica," Lilly battered away Meg's 'oh so wise words'.

Meg glared daggers at Lilly and countered, "You need to tie up loose ends."

Lilly gave Meg a 'what the hell is wrong with you' look. Obviously, she, better than anyone knew what was best for her best friend. "You need to forget about it."

Meg scoffed, "What happens when you don't tie up your shoe lace? You fall!"

Lilly threw her hands up in the air, obviously frustrated. "She wears boots now!"

"I was being metaphorical!"

"But that literally happened."

Meg gave Lilly a look of incredulity, "Did you fail English?"

With a snort, Lilly sent her a mocking look.

"Real mature." Meg rolled her eyes.

"Oh! Get a room," the snark rolled off Veronica's tongue. "Or cloud or wherever celestial beings go."

Lilly huffed. Meg sighed and offered, "Okay, negotiation, tie up loose ends before you leave."

Arms crossed, Lilly declined, "No deal. She's gonna end up feeling guilty and not leave."

"Like Veronica's let guilt stop her before. She's a PI."

With a frown, the girl in question protested, "Hello? Veronica's right here."

"Oh yeah," Lilly stumped. "I wasn't alive for that."

Veronica stared at the two blondes in disbelief. "Ignore me, why don't you," she gritted.

"No duh, Sherlock. You're the reason she started her crusade."

A smile graced Lilly's lips as she remembered Veronica's unwavering loyalty to her. "Yeah, I'm so proud."

Veronica sighed and called out, "Hey dad?" Keith poked his head out from his office and Veronica said, "Let's go to New York."

"Atta girl!" Lilly cheered.

Meg frowned. "What about Logan?" She quizzed and pointed out, "His dad just died."

Lilly's lip curled in disgust while she snarled, "You mean the bastard that murdered me?"

"The one you had coitus with," Meg threw back.

Lilly's mouth fell open, clearly offended. "I did not. We just fucked."

"That's what it means Lilly," Meg let out in exasperation.

"Why can't you say it like that?" The older blonde huffed.

"I'm not as crude as you are."

Green eyes glinted with mischief. "Come on, say fuck just once," she taunted.

Meg recoiled and crossed her arms. "No."

"Fu-ck, come on, say it."

"No."

"Say it."

"No."

"Say it!"

Veronica sighed. As much as she loved those two, they made it extremely difficult for her to think.

So this is the 'blow off some steam' kinda fic that I wanted to write with 'Facebook Fun in Neptune.'

It's not plot-driven. It's based purely for humour. And since this is an opportunity change certain events in season three, why not?

You can debate on whether Veronica's seeing their spirits or if she's conjured up images of her friends because of her trauma with Cassidy. Or whatever reason you want to.