a random NaLu cafe AU. just something short and random.

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"Go away."

"But, Luce-,"

"Go away or I'll kick you where it hurts."

"B-b-but, Luce-!"

"Natsu, do you really want irreparable damage to your manhood?" He seemed to grow less pathetic after that and rose from his begging position, which was across the table from her, slumped over and looking like a melted potato. If potatoes could melt. Can they? Huh.

"You're mean," he rudely interjected her thought process.

She shrugged, "I know."

"Oh!" he suddenly stuck up a finger like a light bulb just went off in his brain, "I got it! You must be PMS-ing."

Something in her head throbbed and she felt her eyebrow twitch, and suddenly her lunch seemed quite unimportant, "Natsu. Seriously. I need to write you a book on what not to say to girls." He slumped onto the table again and groaned loudly.

"What'd I do now?! Do you need chocolate or something!" the woman next to them glanced over nervously, but just returned to her tablet with a stiffer posture. Lucy groaned, albeit a little quieter, and pushed her hot Cheetos away towards the pink fluff across from her as her head touched the table in exasperation.

"I'm not even hungry anymore, you jerk. And here I was, looking forward to my chips."

Suddenly he seemed quite interested in the cheesy-goodness, "Oh, yum. My favorite." and she listened as Natsu practically inhaled the entire back in less the thirty seconds.

"You owe me four dollars."

He sounded offended as he responded, "I owe you nothing." Sighing, Lucy sat up and glanced imploringly at the now crumpled orange bag and then back up into those dark eyes.

"Are you sure about that?"

"Not entirely."

Her head hit the table once more, "Go away. Why are you even here?"

"I came to get muffins."

"Then go get them."

"They're out."

"Then get the scones – those are good."

"I'm not British, Luce, don't be stupid."

She shifted her head so that her chin was resting on her folded arms, "You don't need to be British to enjoy a good scone." He looked quite offended, and she hated that she mentally noted that his offended face was cute.

"I just said to not be stupid." Her chocolate eyes rolled and she let out a loud sigh.

"Whatever."

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im a terrible person. i know. i'll update my stories as soon as possible guise but like school has been terribly stupid... and i have my state testing coming up soon and blech. blechblechblech. anyways... yea.
ive had hardcore NaLu feels lately, but also been having some pretty intense Supernatural feels, TVD feels (particularly Bonnie/Jeremy) and like ughguhgughughugh. Bad Scandal feels too (and General Hospital feels, but like, i always have those). i cant handle the feels.

and back to the original topic, please don't hate me, my lovely readers. i'll try to update asap. *let me love you all*

(so im starting a crackpairing drabble/drabblet/ficlet seires of randomness, and i'd like some suggestions - ive already gotten some... crack ones, so thank you to those who gave me ideas!)
and if you've read this far - leave a review! maybe? ... no? ok.