Disclaimer: Once again this is set in modern day england

'fucking camper! Ill fuck your mum you little shit say hello to your new dad' Kakyoin yelled.

'shut the fuck up im trying to catch bugs and you just made me scare away a stag' jotaro shouted back, 3ds in hand.

'fuck you this is my living room as well as yours jota. And who gives a shit about animal crossing you absolute normie.'

'fuck you ive spent more hours working on my town then you have shooting 13 year olds online!'

'you wanna fucking go? Me v you on this, whoever wins gets the tv for the week and the other cant complain.'

'youre going down kak'

Lady Gaga started blaring through the flat. 'fuck grab it for me jota'

'nah you're aight'

'fucks sake you cunt alright take over for me'

Kakyoin lobbed the controller at jotaro, knocking the 3ds out of his hands and then legged it to grab his phone.

'Eyyy. Kak you wanna hang?' Polnaroffs voice hollered through the phone. 'Yeah alright . Me and Jota are gunna play cod though so you'll have to come here.'

'Noice! I'll seeya inna min gotta take a cheeky dump first.'

'gross. Asking as you don't do it here you stank the place out for days last time.'

Kakyoin came back into the front room to see jotaro throw a grenade at his feet then start teabagging it.

'what the fuck !'

'my ds turned off when it fell now I gotta talk to resseti you asshole'

'urrrrrrgh. Fine' he groaned as he sank into the sofa. 'pol'll be here in a min he's gunna play as well.'

Kakyoin set up thhe game whilst jotaro grabbed beers for them all out of the fridge. He had just sat down when polnaroff started hammering on the door.

Polnaroff stood at the door, grin on face and can of monster in his hand. 'Time to waste you noobs.'

'Yare yare im surrounded by assholes. Lets get this over with.'

Kakyoin was in the lead with polnaroff not far behind. Jotaro was losing by a mile. Waiting to respawn he lit a fag.

'fucks sake jota you know it makes it stink in here.' Kakyoin whined.

Jotaro flicked the lit cigarette at kakyoin, who managed to dodge but jotaro took that oppurtunity to kill him ingame. 'you fucking cheater!' He grabbed the controller and began to hunt jotaro down. 'fuck I need a slash or im gunna piss myself dont kill me whilst im gone.' Polnaroff requested. Jotaro ignore his friend and took him out twice whilst he was in the loo.

'jotaro you're a right asshole you know' polnaroff complained when he got back. Jotaro smirked in reply. The game began to count down the last 10 seconds. Jotaro managed to tie with kakyoin. Polnaroff and kakyoin exchanged looks then nodded. They jumped on jotaro, pinning him to the floor. He squirmed but couldn't throw them off. Kakyoin pulled the lighter out of jotaros pocket and brought it up to his face. Jotaro was helpless as his friends burnt his eyebrow off. The two legged it the second they were done, before jotaro could act.

Jotaro was the focus of his class next day. Everyone's eyes and cameras were on his solobrow. He received a call from Joseph at lunchtime, who was in hysterics at his grandsons' new look. He told jotaro he'd gone and got a copy of the picture and it was framed and sitting on his mantelpiece at home. Jotaro was fuming. It was time to get revenge on his friends.