Good Times, Bad Times, And the Ugly Times
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing SSB related...well, except this story.
A/N: Featuring most SSB characters, including some from SSBB II. Louie. He's the only inclusion. So waah. Also it doesn't have a plot.
Chapter one-Unusual trails
It was a summer day and a certain bounty huntress was sitting around with her princess friends, Zelda Hyrule and Peach Toadstool.
Zelda: You know Samus, you should get a boyfriend.
Samus: (thinking:) Mmm...I don't really know if I should...
Zelda: SAMUS! SNAP OUT OF IT!
Samus: Waah! What the-!
Peach: Hmmmmmmmm, maybe Snake?
Samus: (thinking:) Mmmm. Maybe.
Zelda: Brilliant Caption Obvious.
Samus snuck away while the two princesses yelled insults at each other.
In Samus' room
Samus: Hmmmmm, Snake is kinda herohic and hadsome.
Snake: (in a cardboard box!)(in exaggerated Russian accent) YAS BABY YES! I knew it!
Samus smacks Snake.
Samus: And STAY out!
At Lunch
Master hand: Everyone this is Louie. He is our newest smasher.
Ike: Boooo!
Roy: (Yes, Roy is back, sigh) Yeah, you suck!
Olimer and Louie: HEY! We are equioavent to AWESOME AND HEROIC!
Crazy Hand: Ya'll canz talk?
Olimer and Louie: No fricking duh! What? You guys think we are stupid space duds?
Ike, Roy and Crazy Hand: Erm. Kinda.
Olimar and Louie: OKAY, THAT'S IT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
All but Louie and Olimar: HOLY CRAP!
End of Chapter!
A/N: Yes, Olimar and Louie can talk. They are'nt space duds. R&R please. Since their is no plot I am willing to take ANY requests.
...Including kicking the crap out of Snake for no reason.