Disclaimer, Harry potter is JKR''s and the song is Billy Joel's I just thought it was kinda cool and now I can't stop singing this version instead of the real one!



Gryffindor Girl (SUNG TO UPTOWN GIRL TUNE)

Written by Billy Joel altered by Sevi Snape

Gryffindor girl

She's been living in her Gryffindor world

I bet she never had a Slytherin guy

I bet Minerva never told her why

I'm gonna try for an Gryffindor girl

She's been living in her Gryffindor world

As long as anyone with her brains can

And now she's looking for a Slytherin man

That's what I am

And when she knows what

She wants from her time

And when she wakes up

And shows us that smile.

She'll see I'm not so tough

Just because

I'm in love with an Gryffindor girl

You know I've seen her in her Gryffindor world

She's getting tired of her books and toys

And all her presents from her Gryffindor boys

She's got a choice

Gryffindor girl

You know I can't afford to buy her pearls

But maybe someday when my broom comes in

She'll understand what kind of guy I've been

And then I'll win

And when she's walking

She's holding her books

And when she's talking

She gives me those looks

But she'll say I'm not so tough

Just because

I'm in love

With a Gryffindor girl

She's been living in her Gryffindor world

As long as anyone with her brains can

And now she's looking for a Slytherin man

That's what I am

Gryffindor girl

She's my Gryffindor girl

You know I'm in love

With an Gryffindor girl

My Gryffindor girl

You know I'm in love

With an Gryffindor girl

My Gryffindor girl