Hey guys, so this is my first fanfic ever posted here! My friend recently showed me a fanart with vampire Tweek and I got inspired! hope you guys like it and make sure to leave reviews!


Of Coffee and Bloodstains

It was sickening, twisting his insides, making him feel as if his throat was on fire. Ever since he had come to terms with his feelings for his friend, his urges had become so much worse. He thought that admitting that he was attracted to the dark haired male would make all the burning and the suffering go away. No, it had only made the monster inside of him hunger for more blood.

The hunger was clawing at his throat, begging him to grab someone, preferably the tall and handsome male approaching him, and drink that delicious warm blood. It was so painful just to think about how good fresh blood would taste, like sweet nectar or the most decadent of all desserts. It would be so easy just to get his fill right then and there; killing prey was never hard for him to say the very least.

The scent of the male of his affections was so strong, almost suffocating him as he became enveloped in the scent of cigarettes and strawberries. It was so tantalizing, so perfect, so deli-

"Uh, Tweek? You good?" Craig asked, snapping the smaller blond out of his bloodlustful haze. He looked up to see the rest at the table, Token, Clyde, and Jimmy, also staring at him with concern. Suddenly anxious seeing that all eyes were on him, he jumped up, spilling his coffee all over his papers as he usually did.

"AGh, fuck! You scared me Craig!" yelled Tweek as he began to fumble with dry papers frantically, much to the confusion of the others at the table. "I Just spilled my coffee all over my fucking essay! Anderson is going fail me and I'm going to fail school and then I'm going to have no life and I'm just gonna end up selling shitty coff-"

"Tweek calm down," said Craig in his usual monotone voice, as he walked over to the trembling blonde and steadied him by putting his hands on the shorter's shoulders. "You don't even have a coffee on you dummy."

Tweek's brows furrowed in confusion, "Craig do you even know me? I always have coffee on me!"

To his surprise, the taller had held up a green travel mug that was decorated with little stars and galaxy designs. "No babe, you left this at home, so when I went to pick you up- you also didn't text me that you went to school early which is RUDE I might add- your parents gave this to me to bring for you."

Tweek quickly snatched the thermos of coffee out of his crush's hands, popping open the cap and downing the caffeinated liquid in one go. Bless his parents for mixing in some blood with his coffee. The burning in his throat had subsided and he could now think clearly- well, more clear than before. Now that his head wasn't pounding and he didn't have the urge to rip someone's throat out and drown in blood. He could go on with his day like a "totally normal," as his parents would say, "totally human, highschooler."

Across the table, Token chuckled, "See guys! Tweekers is fine! I guess he just needed his coffee fix." And then, all was well and his group had gone back to conversing like the group of friends that they were. Apparently, Clyde had become one step closer to snagging Bebe Stevens as his girlfriend, though he always thought he was one step closer to getting the attention of the cute blonde cheerleader.

"So guys, listen to this," he began, standing up and leaning into the table as if he was about spill the juiciest gossip in the whole wide world. "You know how Token, Craig, and I had an away game yesterday at North Park right?" He asked, waiting for the nods of the other at the table, "I heard from Wendy that Bebe was totally checking out my ass during pregame stretching! Do you understand what I'm trying to say!?" He exclaimed, waving his arms about just to get his point across.

"She likes the booty?" Craig contributed, probably hoping to get loud brunette to shut up. Clyde's smile became twice as big at this comment.

"Yes and no my dear Craig," he swooned, looking over at the table where all the girls sat before school. "It means she likes MY booty. MY BOOTY GUYS!" He yelled, effectively getting everyone else in the cafeteria to stare at him like a madman. Over at the girls table, the girls burst out in laughter at his yells, causing Clyde to sit down in embarrassment.

Luckily for him, the ring of the bell saves him from having to be the laughingstock of the school. The whole gang had AP English first, and they set off to Anderson's class, Tweek relieved that his essay was still intact. Hopefully, he would be able to make it through the day without attacking anyone.


"Alright kids, so today we will be starting our new unit now that we've turned in our essays about the our last unit. Out next unit will be themed because Halloween is coming up!" Ms. Anderson said as she began to prepare her lecture of background notes.

Tweek looked around to the others tmat the table. They were sitting at six desks that were made into a group table, with all but one seat filled. They could switch places at their little group, but there were still little things that he noticed : Craig had to sit next to him, Token always sat across from Clyde to prop his feet on Clyde or just invade the other's space, and the empty desk was always reserved for their books and other items they didn't need.

Slightly interested, Craig raised his hand to ask, "So what are we going to be reading about?" The question slightly shocked Tweek seeing as the stoic teen beside him never really cared subjects that weren't science related.

"Why Craig, what a surprising question from you! Well we will be reading about Vampires and other supernatural beings, and then we will be reading some works by Edgar Allan Poe. Very interesting reads in my opinion."

The class became enveloped in whispers, and the whole gang turned towards each other to talk about the supernatural subject. Clyde was especially hyped about Vampires for some reason. The other three humans at the table also seemed to be very interested in the topic as well, something that didn't bode well with the blonde male that continued to fiddle with his pencils, refusing to look up at the others.

"No fucking way! Is this gonna be the first unit that I don't fall asleep during class and I actually read all the books?" Clyde questioned, jumping up and down in his seat. All of the sudden shaking of the table almost knocked all of Jimmy's many pens and pencils to the ground. Craig had to intervene and shove him back in his seat, eyes narrowing as a warning to make sure that they wouldn't get in trouble for Clyde disrupting the class.

"It might be," Token said, " I hope we aren't going to be reading some Twilight shit though." The rest of the gang broke into boisterous laughter, with Tweek nervously chuckling as they continued to joke about the supposedly "spooky" and fake supernatural creatures. As disinterested as he looked on the outside, his thoughts were going wild in his brain, panicking at the speed of a mile per minute.

He was not ready to deal with having to read about his own kind in class. As weird as it was, he just couldn't deal with the fact that he would be able to find out the other's opinion on vampirism; hopefully they wouldn't want to tie him to a pole and burn him like a witch. Most of all, he wanted to know how Craig felt vampires. What if he thinks I'm a freak? What if he doesn't want to be friends with me?

Shaking his head, he cleared out all of his frantic thoughts. It wasn't like he was going to confess his true identity anytime soon, so any of those worries could get taken with a grain of salt. Secretly on the inside, he was kind of interested in how humans portrayed his kind, so when Anderson had finally started the notes, he cracked a small smile and began to write. Unknown to him, the tall male sitting across from him had been closely observing him the entire time.


School eventually ended and the whole gang hopped into Craig's car. Tweek of course, with his fake boyfriend privileges, gets to sit shotgun up in front with Craig. It's been a topic of argument for both Clyde and Token, but their small complaints and bicker stop once Craig glares at them with his hard gaze; he liked making sure that Tweek felt comfortable at all times and he was perfectly fine giving his friends the stare down for the sake of the small blonde sitting next to them.

The teen that was driving kept his eyes on the road, appearing laid back and comfortable. Thinking about the other in the car, the driver couldn't explain it with anything else other than a strong bond. He couldn't tell if it was a romantic bond or one of friendship, but he knew that the two of them were fated to be together.

He dropped off the three sitting in the back as per usual on a Monday. They couldn't hang out as much considering they were taking quite a few AP and advanced classes. Hopefully everyone would still be available for their "middle of the week guys night" that they started as a way to be able to hang out and relax during their stressful weeks.

Now, it was just Tweek and Craig in the car. The car was silent, the type of comfortable silence that they two always had. They didn't have to say anything in order to feel and bask in the other's presence. During small moments like this, Tweek remembers why he's in love with Craig Tucker.

They were stuck in a fake relationship, something they agreed to fake for the sake of others. Somewhere along the lines though, Tweek realized that he was playing with fire. All the moments, fake moments of affection and care had meant so much to him. Letting his feelings get involved was a dangerous choice, but it was worth it.

It was worth it to find someone that was a pure as Craig. He was a human that was essentially the epitome of what being human was to Tweek. The tall male was such a compassionate person, doing anything and everything for those he loved. He also extended his love for those that needed it.

As much of a jerk that he projected himself out to be, Craig was the softest person he's ever met. The blonde had seen all the times Craig has stopped to help others and seen the love in his eyes when he spots a small animal. In those moments, his eyes are no longer just eyes, but gems that sparkled with curiosity, love, and joy. It was captivating to see those eyes.

But Tweek was no fool. He knew that a love like his was the type that was best never told. He was a vampire and Craig, a human. Their worlds were so far apart yet Tweek wanted to do anything in order to bring them together. He just wanted to bask in the happiness he had now, keep Craig with him in their fake relationship so he could just pretend that things were okay.

He looked over at Craig, wondering if there could ever be a chance of them being together. The other looked as handsome as usual, casually driving them back to Tweek Bros. Coffee to drop him off at work. Tweek sighed, causing the other look at him questioningly. The vampire decided that he wasn't going to let Craig slip out of his hands. It was time to make a move for once and make himself happy.

"Craig?"

"Yeah?"

"Wanna work my shift with me?"

"Anything for you, Tweek."