Okay hello this is my first story. just to let you know before hand i do not swear i can not live with swearing so i use substitutes. so for hidan i will make him use my kind of swearing. (dont judge me on that! plez!) you will just have to use your imagination to fit them in. okay?

I trudged down the sidewalk in one of my anime anger moods. I get all mad that anime characters aren't real and I can't actually date a fictional character. Yea trust me you don't want to come near me right now. I continued down the pale gray cracked sidewalk staring down at my feet. I raised my arm to my headphones around my neck and cranked up the volume on them so I could hear the music blaring from them. I was too focused on my gloom cloud I was in I didn't hear Carly come up behind me.

"Hey anime freak!" Carly called in her big gruff voice.

"Huh?" I mumbled turning around in a daze "oh shmit music!" I yelled turning on my heel as fast as I could to make a break for it.

Too late. A sharp pain went through my head as Carly yanked me by my hair. I struggled helplessly in her, horridly strong for a girl, grasp. I gasped at the pain as she shook me side to side. She shook me till I thought she would pull out my, waist long dirty blond, hair. I could handle being bullied, but someone touching my beautiful hair was not expectable! the main thing I liked about myself was my hair it was my prized possession. I turned my head around so fast that I hurt my neck but I successfully surprised my attacker and bit her attacking hand. She yelped in pain and let go of my hair. I made a blinding dash for freedom.

I couldn't help but get a last word out "bet you wish you were president of the Akatsuki fan club!" I wished I could swallow those words right when they came out. The look on Carly's face showed she would give a chase. I ran as fast as my long olive toned legs could carry me. I looked back she was catching up! "I guess she puts her weight to good use" I thought. Looking back probably wasn't a good idea. I turned my head forward to see where I was going but I tripped on a large card board box right when I turned around. "Was that just hissing?" I could have sworn I heard hissing.

"You can't run now." That horribly scary gruff voice said behind me.

I just noticed that the cardboard box that I tripped on was open now. I saw a grey looking object in it. "Great, just what I need! A rock! Thank you God!" I thought as I picked it up as fast as I could and hurtled it at Carly. Then I heard something I wasn't expecting to hear. All of a sudden hissing and screeching came from Carly's direction. I turned to see that I had not thrown a rock but a little grey kitten! It was screeching and yowling with satisfaction as Carly screamed for it to get off her face. She succeeded in getting it off and threw it to the ground as hard as she could. I quickly jumped and barley saved the little ball of fuzz. Carly turned as fast as she could and ran back the way she had chased me. I let out a sigh of relief as the gray ball of fur yowled in triumph as Carly retreated.

"oh my shitake mushrooms!" I squeaked at the kitten "I am sooooooo sorry!" the kitten seemed to just notice me. It turned around slowly and looked at me with violet eyes.

"Hm, What a curious eye color" I mumbled to myself as I slowly set the puff ball of grey fur down. I reached a hand to him to scratch his chin but pulled away as quick as I could when he stuck a claw in my finger.

"Holy pancakes!" I said quickly licking the blood off my finger "first you save my life then you try and maul me!" the little violent kitten looked like he was smirking. "Smirking! He was smirking at me! How dare he!" I thought. Okay I am very quick to anger.

"How dare you smirk at me! You little ball of tow fuzz!" ok I just offended the kitten. His smirk turned into a scowl "You think you can just sit in a cardboard box, have me trip on it, save my life, then i save you're life, claw me, and then smirk at me?" I quick picked him up like you would a fish with spiky fins, so he couldent get his paws out to scratch me. He struggled trying to get out of my grip. I shook him back and forth a little. "You are sooooooo luck I'm sparing you. If you try anything dumb I'm gona kill you by art!" he snickered at me. "You don't know how many little things I kill" I said spookily. Okay maybe I don't kill things that alive let alone little cute tow fuzz kittens. I usually mean my brothers old action figures and Barbie dolls from the clubs little sisters. The kitten still didn't look scared he just grinned and shown me a mouth full of mini needle like teeth "Ok now I'm one inch away from blowing you up" right after I said blowing you up I heard a squeal of excitement come from the tipped over box. A yellow blur burst from the box. I jumped a little. I little yellow kitten was looking around wildly with excitement burning bright in its blue eye, the other eye was covered with some fur.

"OH. MY. Dog spelled backwards!" I dropped the little silver kitten and he landed on his little kitty butt with a mini thud. Then he yowled at me cussing in his little kitty language.

"You are the cutest kitten I have ever seen in my whole live!" I swooped the little yellow kitten up. "I mean not that I'm old or anything I'm 17…" I stopped myself before I got carried away.

"Aww look at your little paw pads! They have darker patches of pink in the smack dab middle of them! That's so peculiar but so cute!"

The little yellow kitten struggled in my grasp. I hugged him to my chest but quickly pulled him away after he took a swipe at my collarbone. I set him down nicely he bolted from my hands just out of reach and then hissed at me in annoyance.

"Gosh temper issues!" I said. The silver kitty looked at me with one of those 'what about you' looks. I scoffed "what are you looking at mini devil?"

All of a sudden something started clinging to my blue shirt, between the sides of my jacket, on my stomach. I looked to see a kitten with and orange face with black swirl patterns on it and the rest of it was black. It mewed.

"Aww! You're so cute!" I reached for it but stopped in my tracks "you're not going to claw me are you?" the little ball of fur shook its head. I grabbed it up. He started purring right away.

"Aww! Well you're a lot nicer than the others aren't you." I cooed to him "who else is in that box? Shall we take a look?" I up righted the box and peered inside there were more kittens inside!

"I better take you guys' home before it starts snowing." I grabbed up the silver kitty and put him in the box as fast as I could. "Vicious little demon aren't you?" I mumbled under my breath. I plucked the nice one off my shirt and stuck him inside the box to. Just he didn't want to come of my coat sleeve. I shook my arm a little.

"Come on get off…" I shook my arm some more, but no avail "get off." I was now getting mad. I plucked him off my sleeve, but he quick clung to the other sleeve. I could have sworn I heard snickering from inside the box but I paid no mind to it. I finally got him off so I turned to the last kitty outside the box. He looked like he didn't want to go in the box and when I reached for him he jumped just out of reach and gave an annoyed hiss. "This is going to take awhile" I thought.

Akatsuki pov

"Come here kitty" said the unnamed girl holding a hand out to Deidara.

"if you come near me again I'm gona kill you, un" he hissed a paw outstretched and batting at the air warning her to stay away.

"Gosh dang it, Deidara!" said Pein from in the box. "Just let her put you in the box its friggin freezing out here!"

"Do it sempai! Please! T-tobi's freezing out here!" Tobi said shivering.

"Good! Un, you go ahead and freeze!" he said back

"Why dose sempai not like Tobi?" Tobi whimpered.

"because you are a Bad boy tobi,hm! and a Baka at that, yea." he said glaring at theside of the box willing for a lazer to shooth through and kill tobi.

"here kitty, kitty" said the girl. While Deidara and Tobi were arguing she got within reach and picked him up.

"Darn it, un! Tobi you baka now look what you've done I've been caught, Hm!" he snapped

"Since you don't want to go in the box I'll set you up here" said the girl cheerfully. She set him on top of her head. "Now please try not to fall. Okay?"

"Un"

"Are you okay? You don't seem to like me very much do you kitty?"

"Gee! Ya think, Hm"

"Sigh, oww! Your clawing my head! Please stop it." The girl whinnied.

"Deidara! We don't want to freeze out here in the cold so be good!" Pein snapped.

I hope that was good i'll probably write three chapters to begin with and then publish this to get a good start and then if you want you can review and tell me if you like it or not. kk?