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Link And the Land of Great Significance

Chapter 1: A Very Very Unanticipated Beginning

Link, opened his eyes to the opal blue sky above him. Slowly, he breathed in the spring air, it was strange he thought considering it smelled like honeydew. In fact everything about his surroundings seemed completely abnormal. Nothing was the usual, nothing was normal. Gigantic, and rampant purple vines covered the surrounding landscape. Large brown daisy-shaped flowers, waved back and forth from the land's weak breeze, and most of all a large sign lay in front of him on the road. The dilapidated wood sign read, "WELCOME TO THE MERRY MERRY LAND OF GREAT SIGNIFICANCE."

In fact the sign just flustered him. After all there were many important things in the world, but a land of "significance"? Now that was just strange. How could every single part of a whole land be considered, significant? That was just awkward, and very weird. It was also different from the previous realms he had visited for his quests. In fact he hadn't even been summoned to this land for the rescue of some beautiful princess, or maiden in distress nor defeating a massive world-swallowing monster. Instead his job was to find the-the...he couldn't remember.

Scratching his head, Link wondered if this land had some magic that affected his mind. How could he not remember his quest? That irked him. It irked him a lot. But he did seem to remember the destination given to him for help on his journey. Pulling his cap above his eyes, Link pondered that very detail again. Ahh now he remembered! He was supposed to travel to the "House of Great Priority." That name irked him too. No, that couldn't be right, or could it? Unable to think of anything else, he traveled farther down the dirt road, into this so-called, "Land of Great Significance."

Hesitantly he stepped off the road once or twice, to gaze at the strange plantation of the land, in amusement. After a while, he walked off the road to stare at a peculiar orange tulip, among the brown tulips. Carefully, he stuck a finger out to touch one. Unknowingly the tulip, looked up at him, gnashed it's teeth, and blew fire in his face.

"AHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Yelled Link, directly before he cleaved the flower cleanly through with his short blade.

Sweat glancing down his brow, Link jogged back to the road, in desperate need of safety. To his amazement, and disgust he found the road blocked by a tremendously chubby pink goblin. Readying himself for a fight he withdrew his short blade from his scabbard, and held it forward for battle.

"Hello! Mista' I'm a teletubby. Do you wanna' be friends? And frolic happily through the lands of great significance in oh so wonderful happiness? Sir?" questioned the so-called "teletubby," type goblin.

Link's jaw dropped. AMAZING! JUST AMAZING! A talking pacifist goblin. Just what the world needs, he thought. Then coming back to reality, he hastily pulled his sword back into position for a charge, and steadily kept watch on the strange creature.

"Listen foreign sir. I know of a wonderful land near here called Tebble.' the goblin squeaked in delight on that last word, 'It's just so lovable, and be-u-tif-al! You'll love it! Won't you come with me and frolic, and play, and eat, and run, and frolic some more with me there, sir?"

Link just stood there, eyeing the creature suspiciously. What kind of mischief would this creature lead him into? Who knew, all he knew was he wanted to get away from it, as soon as possible.

"Please sir. Follow me to Teb-," abruptly the creature stopped in the midst of it's sentence, and instead began to shudder immensely. It quivered, and shook like a tree being cut down. And then it exploded.

When the smoke, and mist finally cleared, in the pink goblin's place stood, a humongous version of it's former self, only a crimson red though.

"LITTLE CREATURE I WILL EAT YOU! COME HERE!" growled the anomaly in a suddenly different voice. Quickly it swept one arm toward Link, who ducked under it, and cut it off. The creature then let out a yelp of pain, as it swung it's other arm at Link. Immediately he hopped on the arm, and used as a lift to jump upon the creature and slice it in half, with a downward stroke.

"AHHHHHhhhhhhh..." It moaned as it melted into a purple goo, then disappeared into the ground. Link, afraid of meeting anymore peculiar things, immediately ran onto the road again, and moved as quickly, and safely possible on the road.

Eventually, after a delightful walk through dangerous 1000-horned vines, and flame blowing brown tulips, he arrived to a nearby village, in a very distressed mood, all the while sweating enormous puddles. It was all different from the previous realms he had visited for his previous quests. The houses in this land, were not pentagon shaped like those of Hyrule. But instead each one was a very different shape from the others adjacent to it. One was very circular and resembled a large mushroom, While another was towering but bush-shaped on the top levels, with green roofs, that made it resemble a piece of asparagus.

Scratching his head again, he entered the village. What had he gotten himself into this time?