15 Ways to piss off Sora
1.)Follow him all day and say things like "Hey Roxas" "Watcha Doin' Roxas" until he takes out the keyblade then run like hell.
2.)Say to him "I lost my house keys , can you use the keyblade on the lock?" Then tell everyone he does it all the time for free.
3.)Tell Donald Sora Called him a fuck-face Vegas Magician.
4.)Tell Goofy Sora told you he doesn't give two shits about King Mickey but not to tell Donald or Goofy.
5.)When Sora finds out tell him his hair looks fuckin' retarded.
6.)When he threatens to kill you for the hair thing tell him your sorry than walk away and mumble "Dumb-ass" loud enough for him to hear you.
7.)Tell him you think Kairi's so hot you wanna bake cookies on her.
8.)Say to him "I'm very sorry I just got very sad news from the Destiny Islands, Kairi died"
9.)Tell him you're Riku in disguise.
10.)Tell him your his biggest fan and ask if you can have his autograph then when he finishes say "Who the fuck are you I didn't want this!"
11.)Say to him "You'll be lucky when you and Kairi finally do it she's really good!"
12.)Ask if you can hold the Keyblade and then run away with it.
13.)Say to him "I was duck hunting and found some one I think you know." then hold up a white duck and say it's Donald
13 cont.)When he sees Donald alive and well tell Sora you reincarnated him.
13 cont. alt.)When he sees Donald alive and well Kick him in the shin and run away.
14.)Throw a stick at him and say "it was that guy" and point to Goofy
15.)When he Finally tries to kill you for all this call 'the people in white coats' then while he rides away tell some random person "I've known he was crazy for years" even if you just met him yesterday.
15 alt.)when he rides away tell a random person "Yes!!!Now Kairi is MINE, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA