Pippepipitfffppttttftt aa ther be a waman in africka an yesterday she said thet I am not very cool so I sed "STOP IT U STUPIT MANCHILD LIBTARD FEMINAZI SNOWFLAKE I WILL DEVOUR YOUR LEFT HAND'S PINKIE'S FINGERNAIL AND THROW YOU INTO THE PIT!" Teh womon then went and had a ptsd and died the end
But not haha you thought, thot! Here's wot happened next: she then got up and started squatting down like a lol fr*cking autist lmao and her hair turned bright orange and she said "ohahoyayo me me big boy now you WILL taste my wrath in all 27 flavors" and I cried. This was the most intense event in the entire history.
Little did she know though, was I had a seCRET WEAPON ON ME RIGHT NOW!!! Ok so what happeen next was I took out my Big Ben (Shapiro) and he devoured all of the colleges in Africa WHOLE. The lady was so TRIGGERED and she said "oh no pls don't! All of these education systems were all our poor starving African children (trademark symbol) had!"
"That's about 1 gamillian feminazi retards rekt" and brought the rest of my army which consisted of these hot and sexy men: Elmo, Dora, Alexander jones the great, biggybigbigmanwithbugpoopoohole, and my grandma. And also big smoke, big man 2, and 27 year old woman.