Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not Mine neither is Trigun which mean's since I'm
Vash that I don't own myself, so If you sue I will let Knives come and kill
you *remembers his promise* Damn aw well I'll just let him give you a
savage beating then. I also don't own anything else I use in this story,
the mutant ninja polar bears stole it from peoples houses for me ^_^
Vash: Hey everyone I'm Vash and I'd like to welcome you to the most fucked up fic in history!! Yayyyyy!! *Runs around in circles screaming like an idiot*
Knives: *sweatdrop* since when do you, Mr.Love and Peace cuss?
Vash: Aww, c'mon Knives doncha r'member?
Knives: No.
Vash: Well it all started thirty-twelve hundred seamonkey's from the moon on a blue piece of poo called a Kiwi on top of the Dutchman's grave in front of Cartman's house two isles on top of a giant bowl of ramen and hotdog pizzas that you painted like an Aztec temple
Knives:.
Vash: *looking around stupidly* Who are you?
Knives: *Punches Vash* Baka!
Vash: *sniff* *sniff* Your mean I'm telling Rem!!!
Knives: Rem's Dead you baka
Vash: *Starts crying*
Knives: this is going nowhere lets just start the fic okay?
Vash: *No longer crying* Okay! Today in Vash and Knives' insanity house the sleepover of doom!!!!
Knives: God, Help me (Vash and Knives' (insanity) house)
Vash: Hey, Knives I'm bored!!
Knives: Then go fuck yourself
Vash: Why?
Knives: Wha'dya mean why?
Vash: It's the cheese
Knives: What the fuck are you smoking?
Vash: paper, air, beef jerky, donuts and a garden hose
Knives: Why don't you just invite some friends so you can stop bothering me?
Vash: *sparkly eyes* Yayyy!!!!!! *picks up the phone* Hello Meryl.
Meryl: *sighs* Vash why are you calling me I'm in the next room?
Vash: *grinning* Oh, sorry.*calls people* ************************************************************ (five minutes later)
*Knock Knock Knock*
Vash: Yum, friends!!!
Knives: stoner.
Miroku: Hey, Vash what's up! Scored any good ass lately?
*Knives falls off the couch laughing and Sango hits Miroku*
Sango: Hentai!!!
Knives: *laughing so hard it hurts* Vash.scoring ass.that's hilarious
Vash: I could so!!
Knives: really, prove it when the rest of your friends arrive try getting just one girl to look your way
Vash: I promise I'll get at least one girl by the time this party's over and you'll have none
Knives: keep telling yourself that Vash
Kagome: InuYasha who are these psychos?
Inuyasha: Oh the blonde one is Vash the other one's Knives
Kagome: Uh Inuyasha, they're both blonde you baka!
Inuyasha: *stupid grin* oh yeah they are.
Kagome: *Seriously pissed* Osuwari!!!
Inuyasha: @_@
Knives: Is he dead?
*Haruko busts in*
Haruko: Come back to life!!! *smashes him with the guitar*
Inuyasha: *huge bruise* ow, shit you're worse than Kagome at her time of the month!!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!Osuwari!!!!!
Inuyasha: Ow.
Miroku: bad move Inuyasha your gonna have a hard time getting anywhere with Kagome for a while
Inuyasha: What'dya mean getting anywhere?
Miroku: you know what I mean *whispers something to him*
Inuyasha: *blushing* I do not want to do that with her!!
Sango: *Hits Miroku* Hentai baka
Kagome: *scary looking* What did you say to him monk?
Miroku: *terrified* I said he should date you that's all I swear!!
Kagome: .I believe you I guess *She and Sango walk further into the house*
Miroku: Whew that was close
Inuyasha: can you help me?
Miroku: *grinning* Only if you help me with Sango, okay here's what were gonna do *whispers the plan to him*
Inuyasha: Okay I'll do it but well need Vash's help
Miroku: Agreed *************************************************************
Vash: well there's chapter one, in chapter two we cleverly trap Miroku and Sango in my upstairs bathroom and Dominique arrives
Knives: Big deal
Vash: Aw, C'mon we all know you want her
Knives: DO NOT!!
Vash: Okay then lets ask the reader, D'you think he's hot for Dominique? That's okay take your time.
Knives: You can go now.
Vash: Hey everyone I'm Vash and I'd like to welcome you to the most fucked up fic in history!! Yayyyyy!! *Runs around in circles screaming like an idiot*
Knives: *sweatdrop* since when do you, Mr.Love and Peace cuss?
Vash: Aww, c'mon Knives doncha r'member?
Knives: No.
Vash: Well it all started thirty-twelve hundred seamonkey's from the moon on a blue piece of poo called a Kiwi on top of the Dutchman's grave in front of Cartman's house two isles on top of a giant bowl of ramen and hotdog pizzas that you painted like an Aztec temple
Knives:.
Vash: *looking around stupidly* Who are you?
Knives: *Punches Vash* Baka!
Vash: *sniff* *sniff* Your mean I'm telling Rem!!!
Knives: Rem's Dead you baka
Vash: *Starts crying*
Knives: this is going nowhere lets just start the fic okay?
Vash: *No longer crying* Okay! Today in Vash and Knives' insanity house the sleepover of doom!!!!
Knives: God, Help me (Vash and Knives' (insanity) house)
Vash: Hey, Knives I'm bored!!
Knives: Then go fuck yourself
Vash: Why?
Knives: Wha'dya mean why?
Vash: It's the cheese
Knives: What the fuck are you smoking?
Vash: paper, air, beef jerky, donuts and a garden hose
Knives: Why don't you just invite some friends so you can stop bothering me?
Vash: *sparkly eyes* Yayyy!!!!!! *picks up the phone* Hello Meryl.
Meryl: *sighs* Vash why are you calling me I'm in the next room?
Vash: *grinning* Oh, sorry.*calls people* ************************************************************ (five minutes later)
*Knock Knock Knock*
Vash: Yum, friends!!!
Knives: stoner.
Miroku: Hey, Vash what's up! Scored any good ass lately?
*Knives falls off the couch laughing and Sango hits Miroku*
Sango: Hentai!!!
Knives: *laughing so hard it hurts* Vash.scoring ass.that's hilarious
Vash: I could so!!
Knives: really, prove it when the rest of your friends arrive try getting just one girl to look your way
Vash: I promise I'll get at least one girl by the time this party's over and you'll have none
Knives: keep telling yourself that Vash
Kagome: InuYasha who are these psychos?
Inuyasha: Oh the blonde one is Vash the other one's Knives
Kagome: Uh Inuyasha, they're both blonde you baka!
Inuyasha: *stupid grin* oh yeah they are.
Kagome: *Seriously pissed* Osuwari!!!
Inuyasha: @_@
Knives: Is he dead?
*Haruko busts in*
Haruko: Come back to life!!! *smashes him with the guitar*
Inuyasha: *huge bruise* ow, shit you're worse than Kagome at her time of the month!!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!Osuwari!!!!!
Inuyasha: Ow.
Miroku: bad move Inuyasha your gonna have a hard time getting anywhere with Kagome for a while
Inuyasha: What'dya mean getting anywhere?
Miroku: you know what I mean *whispers something to him*
Inuyasha: *blushing* I do not want to do that with her!!
Sango: *Hits Miroku* Hentai baka
Kagome: *scary looking* What did you say to him monk?
Miroku: *terrified* I said he should date you that's all I swear!!
Kagome: .I believe you I guess *She and Sango walk further into the house*
Miroku: Whew that was close
Inuyasha: can you help me?
Miroku: *grinning* Only if you help me with Sango, okay here's what were gonna do *whispers the plan to him*
Inuyasha: Okay I'll do it but well need Vash's help
Miroku: Agreed *************************************************************
Vash: well there's chapter one, in chapter two we cleverly trap Miroku and Sango in my upstairs bathroom and Dominique arrives
Knives: Big deal
Vash: Aw, C'mon we all know you want her
Knives: DO NOT!!
Vash: Okay then lets ask the reader, D'you think he's hot for Dominique? That's okay take your time.
Knives: You can go now.