Chapter 1
My Unfunny Valentine
Josufumi Jotaro and Josuke were trapped. Trapped. Completely trapped. Like mice in a cage. "This is all you're fault" screamed Josuke punching Jotaro. Jotaro summoned his star platinum and punched Josuke back. " Calm down you jackasses. Lets find a way out of here" said Josefumi staring at the auburn skylight and crying.
Three Days Ago
Joan Lemon struck the glass with her stand Dirty Loops. "Golly, the glass is destroyed" said Merry-Suto who could not see stand. Jotaro who could see stands said nothing. He didn't want to interupt this lover dispute with confusing imagery. Suddenly a three ton spire shot out of the ground, killing Merry-
Suto and Joan Lemon. "What the?!" yelled Josuke. Josuke called out Star Platnuim and bunched the spire. The spire didn't budge. How odd. A pistol was shot from the top of the spire. Josuke stopped time and dodged the pistol jumping to the top of the spire through stand jumps. A man with golden hair with scars all over his face and a voice like Speedwagon. "Who the hell are you!" yelled Josuke. "Valentine, Funny Valentine." said the man in a distinct American accent. He shot at Josuke again. Josuke dodged. Josuke had Star Platinum strike Funny Valentine. "WHY DID YOU KILL MERRY-SUTO AND JOAN LEMON!" yelled Josuke. Funny Valentine laughed like a mad god. Star Platinum let out a blast of ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA. Suddenly Josuke heard a pistol from behind him. Josuke turned around. "It seems you haven't heard of the power of my stand, TOWER SONG." A flash of UNUNUNUNUNU and Josuke was out cold. "Now time to die" said Funny Valentine reloading his revolver. This took more work than it should have. "Wait just one second.." said a voice from behind Funny. It was Wekapipo.