Opposite Lives
Hello! Hola! And any other way you say "hello" in this damn world. I'm new here so I'm looking forward to have a good time here at fanfiction. I have a LOT of stories to add here and I hope you'll like them! Caution: story might cause confusion.
Chapter 1: "Switcheroo!"
"If Bulma was my wife, she wouldn't have to suffer a great deal of stress!" Goku screamed.
"Oh please!" Vegeta scoffed, "As if you don't have problems with that harpy of yours! You have to be an idiot to have a woman boss you… never mind."
"Hey! I understand that!"
They were at it again. Arguing about whose family life is better. Which would you prefer? A family that is FULLY CONTROLLED by the mother or a family that is constantly quarreling with each other? Both saiyans couldn't stand the way the other dealt with their wives, the way Vegeta ignores Bulma every day (except for that certain time), and the way Goku grovels at Chichi's feet.
"How about a deal, Vegeta." Goku stated, a determined look crossing his face.
"What deal?"
"Let's make a wish on the dragon balls to switch bodies for 3 months. With that done, we can prove which family is better off at the other one's hands."
"No deal!" Vegeta grunted, "Why would I change bodies with you? It crawls my blood to even touch you, let alone switching bodies with you, sharing the bed with YOUR harpy, eating YOUR food, breathing the diseased air in YOUR house!"
"Fine. That's okay, Vegeta." Goku smiled, turning his back at the prince. "I understand this would be too scary for a pampered baby chicken like you."
"What?!" Vegeta shouted. No one should call him a chicken unless they're looking for death wish!
"Admit it, Vegeta. You're saying all those things because you're scared!"
"Don't you DARE compare me to fowl? I will show you whose chicken! Consider it done!"
"Consider what done? What are you saying, Vegeta?"
"The deal, you baka!"
An half an hour pass goku and vegeta got the dragon balls and carried them to a plain to avoid suspicion from chi-chi and bulma.
Goku chanted the spell to summon shenron from the dragon balls, waiting for the dragon to finish spiraling from the glowing orbs.
"Are you done making a dramatic entrance?" vegeta folded his arms in annoyance.
The dragon sighed heavily at the prince's impatience and finally bellower, "what is your wish?"
"Shenron! Can you help us with something?" Goku asked.
"Of course, what is it?"
"Well me and vegeta, the short guy next to me."
"Can it baka!" he snarled interrupting him.
"Well, as I was saying, we made a deal today, and we would like you to switch our bodies with each other for 3 month's"
Shenron raised his eyebrow about the wish, but shrugged it off; He does not even want to know what they are planning to do.
"Fine" he bellowed," "your wish is granted."
Right after that, Goku and Vegeta started to glow. The glowing light left their bodies and darted towards the bother saiyan's body.
Vegeta's light which was his spirit drove into's goku's body and goku's spirit entered vegeta.
It took a while to come through after the switch; both were not pleased with the result.
"Aww man! I am short! And your voice sound's too deep!" The new vegeta pouted.
"speak for yourself!" the new goku started to scratch is head in a frenzy. "What is this lice?!"
"Lice?! Take that back, veg- I mean gok- I mean, kakarot!."
Shenron sigh again and began to disappear. They certainly didn't need anymore help and he doesn't want to be around to listen to them constantly.
They were too distracted about their problem too see that the dragon balls shoot off in different directions.
Vegeta now referred to as goku, lit up at 'vegetas' last remark.
"That's right! We have to remember that were not ourselves anymore! Before we do anything kakaro- I mean, vegeta, we need to know everything about each other to avoid suspicion with our wives."
"That's right!" vegeta beamed " And since your me now , you need to smile a lot."
"But you do smile sometimes"
"I smirk, not smile. There's a difference between them!"
"ok, got it." Vegeta nodded. As if that was an important detail to remember. But seeing that this is goku in vegeta's body, that might be the most important of all!
"I like to eat a lot, just let you know." Vegeta implied.
"I also search for opponents to fight with I love to play in the water fall, I also snore a lot and I-"
"vegeta!" goku snarled "The main reason we change bodies for is to prove who deals with their family best! I f we act exactly alike, it won't prove anything! It'll still be the same!" goku stated.
"oh, you're right." Vegeta pouted again
goku groaned.
" And since you're me know, you need to work on your intelligence." Goku stated.
Well that's it for chapter 1 I hope you enjoyed it! Review please