Don't own Twilight, but I sure wish I owned Jasper Hale.
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"Please, Rosalie? Please?" Emmett begged his wife. Rosalie flipped her blonde hair behind her shoulder.
"No." She said. Emmett sighed.
"But you promised!"
"And?" Rosalie strutted along the length of the living room, looking for signs of things she could do to get her out of Emmett's plans.
"A promise is a promise! And you pinky promised!" He linked his two pinkies together and showed Rosalie. She blinked in response.
"I don't remember promising anything."
"But you did! You said 'yes Emmett I will play Just Dance with you!'" Emmett said, failing at imitating Rose's voice, "So I said, 'pinky promise?' And you said 'Yeah whatever',"
Rose rolled her eyes, "I was kidding,"
"Still!" He looked really upset at the fact Rosalie turned him down, even if it was to play a Wii Game.
"Go ask Alice, I'm sure she will want to," Rosalie said.
"She's too busy with Jasper," Emmett sighed, making quotation marks with his fingers at the word busy.
"Bella?"
"Hunting with Edward."
"Nessie?"
"With Jacob."
"Esme?"
"Still won't play after what happened in 2008."
"Leah?"
"I am not playing with that she-wolf!"
Rosalie sighed and turned to face her husband. She glared at him, clenching her fists.
"I know what's wrong here," Emmett said, a smirk playing at the corners of his lips.
"What?" Rosalie asked, confused.
"You're scared 'cause you know I'll beat you," He was smiling now.
"Please, that's the least of my problems." Rose laughed.
"ROSALIE'S A CHICKEN! ROSALIE'S A CHICKEN!" Emmett shouted so loud, the Quileutes could probably hear him. If Rosalie was human, her cheeks would be flaming.
"Shut up!" She was starting to get really angry, "FINE I'LL PLAY!"
"Really?!" Emmett clapped his hands together in joy.
"Yes, now will you please be quiet!" Rose picked up a controller.
Emmett stuck the disk in the console, then the slightest sound of footsteps was heard.
"I have seen," Alice said from the doorway, Jasper smirking behind her.
"If you could please leave, I'm about to play Just Dance with Emmett." Rosalie said through her teeth.
"I have seen," Alice continued, "Emmett beating you."
"Right that's it I'm not playing!" Rosalie threw the white controller onto the sofa.
"Alice! I'd just got her to play!" Emmett whined.
"She would of killed me if I didn't warn her, just saying." Alice held up her hands into defeat, before grabbing Jasper's wrist and pulling him upstairs.
"Rosalie I'll let you win, no one will ever know, I'm just soooo bored!" Emmett dragged out the 'so'.
"No," She continued to protest.
"Fine," Emmett sighed, "You asked for it." And all of a sudden, he tackled Rosalie in an enormous bear-hug.
"Emmett McCarty get off me now!" Rosalie screeched, attempting to wiggle out of her husband's strong grasp.
"No," Emmett said, yet again impersonating Rosalie badly.
"I'm actually going to kill you," she warned.
"I love you, too."
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No idea where this came from but it took me /weeks/ to finish. And when I say weeks I mean literally about 3 weeks. It's just a cute Rosamett oneshot:-) please review! I love reviews. You can also request. I'll do any ship from either Twilight, Victorious or House of Anubis. I only do friendship Bori and Keddie. They should never be together. I'm currently working on a few fics. yay.
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