A/N: Ok. So I really like reading other peoples LotR Christmas carols and I figured WHY DON'T I WRITE SOME? And here they are. So being as I doubt anyone ever reads these anyways... On to the first one!!!!
I'LL BE IN MORDOR BY CHRISTMAS
I'll be in Mordor by Christmas
You can count on that
Ash will snow and lava flow and the sky will be pitch black
Christmas eve will find me
Where the evil breeds
I'll be in Mordor for Christmas
Down by the Nurnen Sea
Ok so it's short. I'm hoping to have more soon. I know there will be at least one but you'll have to wait. Reviews make my world go round!