10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1) Poor glitter on your head and run around screaming " I'm a vampire"!
2) Sing Madonna's 'Like A Virgin' in your head all day.
3) Think lustfully about him and when he confronts you say "WELL YOU WORNT SUPOST TO KNOW" and run off crying.
4) Poor ketchup all over his room and tape his reaction when he walks in.
5) Steal all his clothes and burn them so Alice will have to take him shopping at the mall.
6) Think about all the times Bella cried when he was gone, watch his pained reaction.
7) Drive REALLY slow
8) Say "Hey, aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?"
9) Ring his door bell and when he answers kick him in the nuts, when you scream "WHY!" because of the pain. And he says "You know why."
10) Cook delicious meals. When he don't eat them, get offended. Tell him " I put my sweat and blood into that meal!"