Inspired by my own addictions to calling people with 13 flavors.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kaoru or Hikaru or Tamaki or Haruhi from Ouran ( Sadly.) I don't own Smencils either, although I own the addiction to smencils. I do however own my imagination.
Riiing…
Kaoru jumped out of his seat dropping his pencil and everything. So much for doing homework, he was half sleeping anyway at 1:00 am. The call was from "Private", probably Hikaru he had an abnormal obsession with prank calling people these days. Maybe he got bored of Tamaki and Haruhi already.
Flashback
Riiing… Tamaki picked up his cell phone.
"Tamakiii… we're the Smencil gang, we've got your so called daughter, Haruhi…" Hikaru said, faking a rough voice.
There was a horrified shriek and then some spazzuming from the other side. "Ahhhh! My poor precious daughter Haruhi!"
Kaoru screamed on the other side, sounding more like a girl than Haruhi would have sounded like.
"The police! Yes, the police will solve everything!"
Click.
At the moment the brown haired girl stepped through the door and was tackled over by Tamaki, "MY DEAR DAUGHTER, DID YOU ESCAPE FROM THE SMENCIL GANG?"
"…The. Smencil. Gang." Haruhi said, unimpressed and she took the phone and spoke into it. "Hi Hikaru."
Hikaru had an addiction to Smencils that week, we renamed them inhalants. You were high the whole day with chocolate, fruit blast, cherry, cinnamon and so on and so on. They should make maple syrup smelling ones.
"Oops." Hikaru said, hanging up the phone. "If only Haruhi had stayed at the commoner market buying some more commoner coffee…"
End Flashback
Kaoru picked up his cell phone.
"This is 13 Tammy and 13 Sammy from 13 flavors, if you can name 13 flavors in 13 seconds, we'll give you 13 thousand dollars? Would you like to play?" The other end said with a faked girly southern voice. The person took a breath, they must have said it in one breath.
"Um. Sure?" Kaoru questioned. "Uhh…Vanilla, Lemon, Chocolate, Strawberry, Honey, uhh… Maple Syrup—"
"13 seconds are up, better luck next time," the girly southern voice was dropped and a familiar "Hikaru" voice was used. "Oops… Anyway… If you'd like to play please call 13131474 that number again 13131474. Thaaaanks." Hikaru ended with the faked voice again. "I wonder if Kaoru knew it was me… Oh crap—it's still on!" the phone was hastily hung up.
Kaoru laughed to himself for a second and practiced saying 13 flavors in 13 seconds, since his nonexistent concentration on his homework was broken anyway. At exactly 1:13 am he called his other half's well known number.
"Kao—" Hikaru started to say but was interrupted.
"Vanilla, Lemon, Chocolate, Strawberry, Honey, Maple Syrup, Orange, Grape, Apple, Raspberry, Blueberry, Hazelnut, Blackberry."
"12.49 seconds."
"I know, so where is my 13 thousand dollars?" Kaoru questioned in a teasing tone.
"Uhh…"
"It's okay… you don't need all these flavors anyway, except for maybe maple syrup."
"Yeah, maple syrup is good."
"Yeah, but "Hikaru" flavored is even better."
I wish I would get 13 thousand dollars from naming 13 flavors in 13 seconds. I can't do it though.
Shiku