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Two vegita stories: by Dr doom
Goku's birthday day
"vegita" bulma said, "what are you doing with that a-bomb" she asked
"Its my latest plan to kill kacorot" vegita answered as he set the bomb down. "Where's the wrapping paper?"
"in the second drawer" bulma said "your not going to blow up goku house again are you"
"No" he said reassuringly "I'm a going to warp the bomb up like a birthday gift, then kacorot will open it, see the button, you know how he likes to push button's, then…"
"…Boom" bulma finished as vegita finished warping the bomb
"There how does it look?" he asked
"Like you gift warped a bomb. I mean I can still till it's a bomb, and you did a real poor job of warping it. I can see parts of the bomb sticking out, plus all that duct tap you used, and…."
"Argh," vegita interrupted "who cares what you think any way" he shouted angry. He then took the poorly warped present and flew out the door to goku's house. When he got there he set the bomb on goku's door step, rung the door bell and flew into a near by tree. Chi-chi then opened the door and saw the gift
"Goku it's for you" chi-chi said she recognized the bomb instantly. Then goku came running up like a little kid.
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy. A birthday gift for me" goku cheered
"That's right dear, have fun" chi-chi said as she put on her hard hat
"I will" goku said as he tore though the tap and paper and saw a shining red button "ooh what does this button do" he asked as he pushed the button. The rocket then took off into the air and towards a near by tree.
"Ha, that idiot fill for it" vegita laughed mannicily "any time now BOOM he'll be dead" he laughed "huh… what's that… oh no." he said as the bomb hit him and blew him up, and sent him flying in the air "damn you kacorot" vegita cursed.
The end
Death of a jiggale puff
In a near by town ash, and his friends were preparing for there big night "wow I'm going to be the first pokemon trainer ever to let a jiggale puff sing and have the city stay awake" ash cheered
"Ash it's 2:30 in the morning, people are already asleep" misty said
"ya ash I don't think your plan will work very well" brook chimed in
"Pika pika" which translates into ash is an idiot
"Forget you all" ash said as he pulled out a pokeball "ok jiggale puff I chose you" jiggale puff popped out and began to sing loudly. It sang for a few second's and woke up only one family in a certon room in capsule corp.
"huh, wh… what's that singing" bulma asked
"huh… I'll see" vegita said as he got out of bed and opened the window, and saw jiggale puff "it's just 3 kid's, a yellow rat demon, and a pink marshmallow"
"Well make them shut up" bulma said
"Hey, SHUT THE HELL UP" vegita yelled "one more peep out and I'll blast you all"
"I dare you" ash yelled back. He turned around and saw his friends running away while jiggale puff kept singing.
"Big bang attack" vegita said as he blew up ash and jiggale puff.
Only one pokemon was harmed during the writing of this story
End…….
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