The Lovely in the Lancelot

by asc12

Sweets is on his way to a case when a state trooper pulls him over. Eager to flash his own credentials, Sweets is dragged from his car & beaten. Once he arrives at the crime scene he fails to mention his most recent experience and his strange behavior. Will Booth & the rest of the squint squad figure out why in time?

1. Chapter 1

The Lovely in the Lancelot

I wanted to dedicate this story to LovelyLancelot whose glowing reviews I always greatly appreciate.

I do not own Bones.

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Timeline: End of season 9. Sorry but season 10 just doesn't exist. :)

"And I said baby, baby, baby, baby, baby…" Sweets admired his own voice as he jammed along to the James Brown classic screaming across the radio. He may not have been a soul man but he had the voice for it. His solo came to an end however when he heard a pitch not quite in tune with the loud song playing over the car's speaker system.

Sweets looked up to the rear view mirror, a sight causing anyone's shoulders to slump at the reflection of the red and blue flashing lights in the reflection. Man, what did I do? Sweets thought to himself as he pulled off the desolate two lane divided highway. I'm getting pulled over by a cop on the way to a crime scene, how ironic is that? Sweets wondered when another thought came to mind. Wait, I'll show him my FBI badge, man then he'll feel stupid. This will be fun! Sweets was getting excited as the cop approached the car with his trademark slow and self-assured swagger. Sweets grew excited at the exchange that would take place when he could point out the state trooper that he was a federal agent. Sweets was down-right giddy by the time the copper got to his window but he couldn't shake the question in the back of his mind - why he was getting pulled over in the first place?

Sweets waited until the cop was at his window to roll it down, it was cloudy with a light mist and cool breeze out there and he wanted to block it out as long as possible. The mechanical window made its way down as Sweets looked up at the cop with his wide brimmed hat and reflective shades.

"What's the problem officer?" Sweets asked trying not to smile too much.

Sweets didn't hear the answer because his ears were ringing from the jolt from a stun gun at his neck. Sweets head swam but he reached for his gun. The cop was quicker taking it from the highly disoriented Sweets who heard the car door open and after a quick un-click was pulled from the car. He could feel a couple of quick kicks to his chest leaving him completely without air. He tried to gasp for air as he was dragged back to the police car.