Loads Less Points For Gryffindor
A Moony, Wormtail and Padfoot Filk
A Filk By: TheMischiefMakers
The Song: One More Angel in Heaven
From: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Lyrics By: Tim Rice
Music By: Andrew Lloyd Webber
A/N: Another Filk to the same show. We just kind of latched onto this show for some reason, we're not sure why. Maybe it's because the songs are easy to Filk. Seen the show about three times and each time we saw it the production got worse and worse. Oh, well anyway the characters belong to J. K. Rowling and the Show belongs to Webber and Rice.
(Sirius, Remus and Peter are walking towards Gryffindor common room. Coming towards them is James in Head Boy mode. He intercepts them before the reach the entrance and looks at them. The three look really guilty about something. Sirius moves to the front of the group and smiles at James.)
Sirius
James, we've something to tell you, about what we did this time
A tragic, yet fantastic tale of a prank so sublime
You know how we lead in House Points…
Well, it's no longer true
But do not worry, for you see
Sirius, Remus and Peter
We just don't want you too.
Sirius
There's loads less points for Gryffindor
There's more Detention time we shall spend
James, can you ever forgive us?
For all of the rules that we bend
With points lost we'll never be able
Our championship to defend
Sirius, Remus and Peter
We don't really mind for you see that…
Sirius
We got Slytherin in the end.
When I think of this last, great prank
A lump comes to my throat
It takes a student who knows no fear
To throw Slytherin's Head Boy in the moat.
These Detention slips pay tribute to
Our lasting sacrifice
We'll be cleaning in the trophy room
While you're all in bed, so nice
(Spoken)
Sirius
Always the trophy room.
Remus
For the 20th time this year.
Peter
And without magic, too.
(Singing)
Remus
So long to our free time again
Hello trophy room our friend
Sirius, Remus and Peter
And Farwell to that House Cup too!
Sirius
I wish what I said was a lie
Sirius, Remus and Peter
The time we'll spend deserves a trophy
Peter
A very large one too
Sirius, Remus and Peter
With all our names engraved on it
And all of the dates too.
Well, you've made it to the end. Hope you enjoyed it, we did. Read and Review. There's more to come we assure you including more Filks, more Lockhart and more Cornish Pixies. :-o