living with monsters is hard.

Especially when it's with Dracula.

Dracula is an overly protective father, a vampire (which makes it worse) who doesn't know what fun really is, and is super bossy when it comes to his "precious hotel". Oh yeah he definitely loves his hotel, and when there is even the slightest bit of dirt on the floor he acts like its the end of the world. On the other hand when he's not all mad and stuff he is kind of cool to hang out with, especially when he makes jokes about griffin the invisible man. I also hang out with my girlfriend Mavis, my other monster friend Frankenstein (or known as frank), Wayne the wolfman, and Murray the mummy. There all cool and fun too, but not when griffin sneaks up behind me and says "BOO", or when I wake up to frank shaking me rapidly, or Murray laughing, and yes his laughing, he laughs like a woman having a baby. And don't get me started on Wayne, all he ever does is complain about his problems in life, like his kids, his wife constantly pregnant, and his bad back. Dracula and Wayne are mad at each other right now in fact...

"Its not my problem that all you ever do is complain!" yelled Dracula.

"well what else am I supposed to do with all those kids!" yelled Wayne.

"well maybe you wouldn't have so many kids if you didn't do your wife so much!"

awkward silence.

"man Drac that was cold." said Murray in a disappointed tone.

"well you all know it to be true, am I right?" said Dracula still mad at Wayne.

Out of the corner of his eye Dracula saw Jonny.

"Jonny boy! you think I'm right don't you?"

"well it is kind of true Wayne" said Jonny.

"yeah it kind of is" agreed all the others.

"but still' said Jonny mid sentence.

"but still what" asked Wayne

"Dracula shouldn't have said that."

"see" said Wayne pointing it out

" well...I...But" said Dracula now getting red in the face.

"ok I,m sorry Wayne"

"fine" said Wayne

"your lucky I didn't tell anyone about last night." said Wayne whispering in Dracula's ear.

"you wouldn't dare" said Dracula now looking angry.

"ohh yes I would said Wayne with an evil look.