2016
Trump has just been elected
About to say first words as president
He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience
"Obama, you're fired"
Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution
Trump is emperor for the rest of time
2025
Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems
Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall
The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets
Nogs are enslaved again
Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps
part 2:
The year is 2048
Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea
Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
One of Trump's advisers entered the war room
"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive."
Trump stood up from his solid gold throne
"Looks like I have to do this myself."
"Sir?"
The Trumptator adjusted his tie
"I need a weapon."
Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace
"This shouldn't be long."
He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots
Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards
They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
Trump smirks "I don't think so."
Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
"Kim.."
A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face
Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked
"You're fired"
PART 3:
The year is 2066
Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network)
Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe
Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia"
Look outside my window
Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door
They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez
Trumpstapo force him onto his knees
A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS
I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him
Trump the Ever-Living
Trump the Undying
Trump the Conqueror
The other neighbors started to gather around
"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked
"No senor, no no!"
"That's what they all say"
The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?"
The Trumptator smirked
My neighbors begin to chant
"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!"
"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!"
My neighbors cheer and celebrate
Several days later
Turn on TNN
On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall
All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall
Notice my neighbor is among them
A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall
How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living
The camera zooms in on our Lord
"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you."
Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall
Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death
Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked
What a great time to be alive
PART 4:
2068
Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest
The North American Empire can't be stopped
Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself
America has truly become great again
A rebellion has risen in the NAE
Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back
Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed
The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed
Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant
Will put poison his wine
The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan
The operative goes to the secret meeting location
The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump
They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won
One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality"
A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative
"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted"
He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House
The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison
He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room
"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room
He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him
"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims
The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne
"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?"
"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan"
The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump
"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief
Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk
"You're fired"
PART 5:
2087
The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface
This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants
There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now
That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him
The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean
But our great Lord Trump is stuck now
There is nowhere to expand
No place to conquer
No place, at least, on Earth
Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars
He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program
He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters
The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships
Flash forward to 2104
Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System
He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported
Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid
Those who didn't are immediately stumped
Trump the Mighty addresses his people
"Today, we embark on a new conquest"
"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System"
"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia"
"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!"
"Hail, Trump!"
"Hail, Trump!"
"Hail, Trump!"
( '-')/
Part 6:
The year is 2124
Trump invests all efforts to making warp drives to quickly travel and defeat the aliens.
Alien no longer means someone from somewhere else. It means enemy.
Trumps enemy.
Our Deliverer Trump has found a small group of aliens on Pluto
Trump our King uses this opportunity to test out his latest warp drive.
Scientist hears of Trump the One's plan.
Scientist bows a knee in Trumps throne room.
"My Lord, you say you plan to destroy these aliens, but the warp drive is not big enough for a Trump Destroyer. How will you defeat them?"
Trump the Conquerer stood, and leaped from his 16 foot high throne.
He landed in front of the scientist on one knee, then he stood.
"I will take my personal trump fighter. No single alien will be left alive."
Trump the Masted made his way to the Trump Hanger, and boarded his ship.
Takes off and goes into orbit
Uses Warp Drive to reach Pluto
As Trump our Lord reached Pluto, he could see he had his hands full.
The aliens had two massive Ships, capable of mass destruction.
Trump is being signaled to land by the craft.
Trump lands on a landing pad
The Aliens come out to meet him.
Trump exits the ship in style, leaping 12 meters and landing gracefully, his bear cape flapping behind him.
The aliens approach him cautiously.
They look like humans, but they are wearing masks so it is hard to tell.
Trump slays them all.