The Bachelor: Hiei style

YES YES! I own Yu Yu Hakusho, Hiei, and The Bachelor! Muahahahaha . . . ok so maybe I don't. ;.; but I wish I did ^-^

Warning : Intense cruelty to annoying Hiei fans (not like myself) ^.^;;

Prologue:

Random Announcer Man: Welcome, to The Bachelor: Hiei style' I'm your host Mr. MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today on the bachelor, Hiei will pick 15 lucky women out of the 30. But before that our bachelor Hiei will tell us a little about himself!! Hiei, go ahead.

Hiei: Hn, I, Hiei, am a fire demon, I hate humans, and I enjoy killing.

Mr. Man: Ok then, we'll now introduce our 30 ladies, ready? Ladies when you come out wave and give Hiei a hug o...

Hiei:

Mr. Man:

Hiei: No hugs!

Mr. Man: Er ok then ladies no hugs, now here we go. Rowan, Abra, Harva, Uzuri, Ronnie , Cardea, Bridie, Haracha, Urania, Jenny, Andria, Hila, Rumea, Beverly, Monica, Erica, Rabecca, Kelly, Dana, Danielle, Stacy, Ashley, Nicole, Gina, Jamie, Lexi, Rachel, er Liz er /Ralph, and Kurama?.

Hiei:

Mr. Man: Now Hiei, all you have to do is listen to each girl and choose 15 of them to stay!Ok Ladies.

Kuwabara: Um excuse me Mr. Man but I'm not a girl.

Mr. Man: What the? Then why are you here?

Kurama: Er well it doesn't say you have to be a girl in the rules so I. . .

Mr. Man: Uhh ok then I guess it doesn't *flips franticly through rule book* Well then Ladies uh and Kurama, tell Hiei about yourself.

Rowan: My goal in life is to be an obedient house wife and I hope for eternal love and world pea. . .

And on it went, for hours Hiei wasn't paying attention until a strange girl wearing bright red overall's was talking. . .

Rachel: I have no goal's in life, I laugh at pain, I tend to kill fish by looking at them, and I like setting small woodland creatures on fire.

Hiei: she's semi decent any ways she's in the next round, she right up next to the annoying female human with the sock puppet.'

Liz/Ralph: My name is Liz but friends call me Ralph and you don't need to know anything about me.

Hiei:

Rachel: Wow THAT WAS THE FAMOUS HIEI HN!!!

Hiei, Kurama, and liz: *sweat drop*

other preppies on the show: *look confused* what's a hn?

Rachel: *slaps forehead*

Mr. Man: Ok and last but not least, er, Kurama!

Kurama: Well I love to garden and I tend to have random things in my hair. Also I can use plants as weapons.

Mr. Man: Ok Hiei, now is the time to make your choices!