Guys with Hair

by Wario the TableMan

Hey, it's-a me, Wario! I wrote a fun story about my two fav Sonic characters duking it out and thought you all might enjoy it! This little tale got me a good grade in school so I hope you like it as much as my class did. Cell phones off, hope you like Sonic, and enjoy the show! I don't own sonic the hedgehog, but I do own this story.

Shadow likes to look good for the ladies. He loves to act pretty and act dumb. He says:

"Hey, good-looking! That's me! Shadow the Hedgehog…"

Knuckles likes to hate Shadow and smell fish noses.

Government secret and sewer politics are awesome with Blue talking hedgehogs and purple armed snails with 'tude.

Have you ever heard of a government operation called Project Shadow? Let me show off my good looks, Doctor! Check it out, baby!

That was easy. Toad is brown of course. Now my good looks are dead and that hedgehog is taunting a robot with bad aim.

Good evening… Good-looking…

Knuckles then socks Shadow and they all die because I'm so KFC good-looking! I'm Liam… Liam the Crocodile

Chris, where are you going?

Ha! Think you can beat me? Not quite! You're a toadtoadtoader! Look it's a chicken!

Roar! I'm Shadow! Shadow the big behind burrito boy! You've awakened me from momentary stasis and I am grateful! I love you Rouge! That's what he said in Sonic Heroes. That's not all! I'm full of toad in my diaper. Roar! Knuckles! Stay away from my girlfriend! A normal creature like yourself is a toadhead.

I am Shadow and your Knuckles, are under arrest! Shadow says he loves Rouge more than Knuckles. Knuckles is envious of two of Shadow's girlfriends! "Remember, Doctor, you must change my diaper."

Knuckles then socks Shadow and eats a pile of delicious homemade chocolate! "Listen, Knucklehead, I am Rouge's boyfriend and Rouge says I'm charming!"

"Roar!" Knuckles then breathes fire and swallows some KFC! "Roar! Shadow! I am inspired by my boyhood hero! Roar!"

"Who's that. Link the toader?"

"Roar! You dare! Roar!"

"Let me do this with my ray gun!"

POW! POW! POW!

(Shoots conviently placed anvil and lands on his head.)

"Ha! Ha! You got an anvil on your head, toady!"

"Roar! Roar! It pains me!"

"Sonic my brother because we have both of the best toes ever!"

"Roar! You dare? Roar! Roar!"

"Knuckles, your nose is bleeding! I'm gonna imitate you!"

(Shadow acts like a bloody-nosed Knuckles)

"Hoooooooo!"

"Shadow, you just threw-up!"

"I did?"

"Roar!"

"I did?"

"Roar!"

"I did?"

"Roar!"

"I did?"

"Ro—"

(shoots Knuckles)

"Roar! I'm dead! Roar!"

"According to Rouge, I am a hotbaby!"

"Roar! I'm dead!"

"Toadhead! I've got Rouge now and I am hot!"

"Roar! I love you Rouge! Don't forget about me… roar…"

I've killed the monster…"

"I'm dead… roar…"

"I'm the leader of the five…"

THE GRAND END

My brothers and I