A Deal Gone Bad
This fanfic makes absolutely no sense. If you have no sense of humor DO NOT READ THIS!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z/GT and am not involved in any way with its production so please don't sue me.
(Sorry for not working on the next chapter to Future Trunks Returns but I have a major assignment due in English class next week and I have had to spend all of my time working on it. I hope this will keep my fans amused until I can finish the next chapter, if I have any fans that is)
"Yo my homeslice slap me some skin G" a skinny little white guy said to Vegeta
Vegeta got really scared and ran for his life.
"I finally made it home, why does my house look this way?" Vegeta asked
"Because this is the city dump pal" an old bald guy replied
"Isn't this Capsule Corp?" Vegeta asked puzzled
"Capsule Corp, the city dump, its all the same" the man replied and proceeded to dump a trash can on Vegeta's head.
"Ooo there's half a banana peel in here" Vegeta said as he proceeded to eat it
"Man I wish I could gather the Dragonballs and wish for another banana peel" Vegeta said as he finished eating
"What are you doing Vegeta?" Bulma asked as she walked outside
"I have to outsmart her" Vegeta thought
Then Vegeta proceeded to act like Krillin.
"I'm a short bald ugly guy who couldn't get a girl to save his life" Vegeta said
"Oh I didn't know it was you Piccolo." Bulma replied
"I said SHORT!" Vegeta yelled
"So it IS you Vegeta!" Bulma yelled
"Oh crap, now she's going to make me sleep in the torture chamber again" Vegeta thought
"I bought you a present" Vegeta said as he scooped up a pile of dirt
"Really what is it?" Bulma asked excitedly
"Close your eyes and hold out your hand." Vegeta said
Bulma did and Vegeta ran in the house and locked the door.
"You're reign of terror ends today androids" Vegeta said to Bulma through the door
"What are you talking about there aren't two of me and I am NOT an android" Bulma replied
"Yeah right like I'm that stupid" Vegeta replied
"Vegeta I have a surprise for you." Bulma said
"Really what is it?" Vegeta asked anxiously
"You have to come outside and close your eyes and hold out your hand to get it." Bulma replied
"Alright!!" Vegeta yelled and opened the door closed his eyes and held out his hand.
When he opened his eyes he saw Bulma's wedding ring in his hand.
"I can't wear this, it's a girl's ring" Vegeta said
"We're getting a divorce and I'm marring Gohan" Bulma said
"You can't marry Gohan, we're married" Vegeta said and went inside and watched Barney Live in New York.
The End
This fanfic makes absolutely no sense. If you have no sense of humor DO NOT READ THIS!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z/GT and am not involved in any way with its production so please don't sue me.
(Sorry for not working on the next chapter to Future Trunks Returns but I have a major assignment due in English class next week and I have had to spend all of my time working on it. I hope this will keep my fans amused until I can finish the next chapter, if I have any fans that is)
"Yo my homeslice slap me some skin G" a skinny little white guy said to Vegeta
Vegeta got really scared and ran for his life.
"I finally made it home, why does my house look this way?" Vegeta asked
"Because this is the city dump pal" an old bald guy replied
"Isn't this Capsule Corp?" Vegeta asked puzzled
"Capsule Corp, the city dump, its all the same" the man replied and proceeded to dump a trash can on Vegeta's head.
"Ooo there's half a banana peel in here" Vegeta said as he proceeded to eat it
"Man I wish I could gather the Dragonballs and wish for another banana peel" Vegeta said as he finished eating
"What are you doing Vegeta?" Bulma asked as she walked outside
"I have to outsmart her" Vegeta thought
Then Vegeta proceeded to act like Krillin.
"I'm a short bald ugly guy who couldn't get a girl to save his life" Vegeta said
"Oh I didn't know it was you Piccolo." Bulma replied
"I said SHORT!" Vegeta yelled
"So it IS you Vegeta!" Bulma yelled
"Oh crap, now she's going to make me sleep in the torture chamber again" Vegeta thought
"I bought you a present" Vegeta said as he scooped up a pile of dirt
"Really what is it?" Bulma asked excitedly
"Close your eyes and hold out your hand." Vegeta said
Bulma did and Vegeta ran in the house and locked the door.
"You're reign of terror ends today androids" Vegeta said to Bulma through the door
"What are you talking about there aren't two of me and I am NOT an android" Bulma replied
"Yeah right like I'm that stupid" Vegeta replied
"Vegeta I have a surprise for you." Bulma said
"Really what is it?" Vegeta asked anxiously
"You have to come outside and close your eyes and hold out your hand to get it." Bulma replied
"Alright!!" Vegeta yelled and opened the door closed his eyes and held out his hand.
When he opened his eyes he saw Bulma's wedding ring in his hand.
"I can't wear this, it's a girl's ring" Vegeta said
"We're getting a divorce and I'm marring Gohan" Bulma said
"You can't marry Gohan, we're married" Vegeta said and went inside and watched Barney Live in New York.
The End