Dammit, Schuldig
A parody-songfic by Nijino Aya
(Original: Dammit, Janet, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Warning/Rating: Rated R for, sexual and violent talk, that the overuse of the F-word! (and no, I'm not talking about Foo-Foo...) C'mon, people, this has Schu-schu in it! You should know it is naughty!
*A/N: Foo-Foo is the nickname I gave Farfarfello, or rather, my cat who resembles Farf in a strangly scary way...
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Brad: Hey, Schuldig?
Schuldig: Yes, Brad?
Brad: I've got something to bitch about.
Schuldig: Like always?
Brad: I really love the...sexy way... You beat the shit out of, the bride and her bouquet.
Schuldig: Oh, oh, Brad...
Brad: You sure are a creep, just like Foo-Foo. (Schu-schu)
The future, I can See, so what to do? (Schu-schu)
So please, let me get in bed with you! (Schu-schu)
I've one thing to say and thats Dammit, Schuldig, fuck you too!
All I really want to do is screw you. (Schu-schu)
There's a fire in my pants, but thats not new! (Schu-schu)
If there's one jackass for you, then I will do. (Schu-schu)
I've one thing to say and thats Dammit, Schuldig, fuck you too!
Here's my gun to prove that I won't shoot you...
There's four Weiß members that can die.
Unless you want to screw with their heads...
Oh, S-C-H-U-U I'll fuck you too!
Schuldig: Oh! You're hotter than Farf when he feels "Bad"! (Oh, Brad.)
Now we can fuck and I'm so glad! (Oh, Brad.)
That you shot Mom and you killed Dad. (Oh, Brad.)
One thing to screw, and thats Brad! I'm mad! Fuck you too!
Oh...Braaaaad...
Brad: Oh...Dammit...
Schuldig: I'm mad...
Brad: Oh... Schuldig...
Schuldig: Fuck youuuuu!
Brad: I'll fuck you too~ooooo!
Both: There's one thing left to screw, ah-oo!
Brad: And that rumor you heard was so untrue! (Schu-schu)
I never liked Kudou at all, thank you. (Schu-schu)
You're the only one I would ever want to get into. (Schu-schu)
Now I've one thing to say and thats Dammit, Schuldig, fuck you too!
Dammit, Schuldig...
Schuldig: Oh, Brad, you're mad...
Brad: Dammit, Schuldig...
Both: Fuck...you...too....!!
A parody-songfic by Nijino Aya
(Original: Dammit, Janet, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Warning/Rating: Rated R for, sexual and violent talk, that the overuse of the F-word! (and no, I'm not talking about Foo-Foo...) C'mon, people, this has Schu-schu in it! You should know it is naughty!
*A/N: Foo-Foo is the nickname I gave Farfarfello, or rather, my cat who resembles Farf in a strangly scary way...
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Brad: Hey, Schuldig?
Schuldig: Yes, Brad?
Brad: I've got something to bitch about.
Schuldig: Like always?
Brad: I really love the...sexy way... You beat the shit out of, the bride and her bouquet.
Schuldig: Oh, oh, Brad...
Brad: You sure are a creep, just like Foo-Foo. (Schu-schu)
The future, I can See, so what to do? (Schu-schu)
So please, let me get in bed with you! (Schu-schu)
I've one thing to say and thats Dammit, Schuldig, fuck you too!
All I really want to do is screw you. (Schu-schu)
There's a fire in my pants, but thats not new! (Schu-schu)
If there's one jackass for you, then I will do. (Schu-schu)
I've one thing to say and thats Dammit, Schuldig, fuck you too!
Here's my gun to prove that I won't shoot you...
There's four Weiß members that can die.
Unless you want to screw with their heads...
Oh, S-C-H-U-U I'll fuck you too!
Schuldig: Oh! You're hotter than Farf when he feels "Bad"! (Oh, Brad.)
Now we can fuck and I'm so glad! (Oh, Brad.)
That you shot Mom and you killed Dad. (Oh, Brad.)
One thing to screw, and thats Brad! I'm mad! Fuck you too!
Oh...Braaaaad...
Brad: Oh...Dammit...
Schuldig: I'm mad...
Brad: Oh... Schuldig...
Schuldig: Fuck youuuuu!
Brad: I'll fuck you too~ooooo!
Both: There's one thing left to screw, ah-oo!
Brad: And that rumor you heard was so untrue! (Schu-schu)
I never liked Kudou at all, thank you. (Schu-schu)
You're the only one I would ever want to get into. (Schu-schu)
Now I've one thing to say and thats Dammit, Schuldig, fuck you too!
Dammit, Schuldig...
Schuldig: Oh, Brad, you're mad...
Brad: Dammit, Schuldig...
Both: Fuck...you...too....!!