Ahaha. I has nooo life.
I was wandering around Anne's pondering ways to break up with Lissa, my girlfriend.
She was nice. Perfect. Just not right for me. She wasn't tough. She couldn't kick my ass. She wasn't Max.
As I was wandering, I walked past Max's room.
I hear her singing. Rare, but nice on occasion.
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
I don't either.
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Oh, I do. You.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Yes, yes you could.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
I do.
No way! No way!
No, it's not a secret
With Angel around, it definitely isn't.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
I want you to be mine.
[Verse 1]
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I could say the same about you.
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
To quote R. Pattz/ E. Cullen "You're like my own personal brand of heroin."
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
I could imagine.
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
Haha. Right. Princess Max. That'll happen.
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
[Bridge:]
She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
Oh. Could I?
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
They are. I heard Nudge informing Iggy about my obvious love.
[Chorus:]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
[Verse 2]
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
I do look at her... A lot.
And even when you look away I know you think of me
Dumb Angel.
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
Yeah... It's a topic of interest between me and ITI, Iggy the Iguana. Iggy made me name him after him... sooo.
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
Trust me... I'm planning on it.
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Too late, babe.
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
I wasn't.
[repeat]
[Chorus]
I ran downstairs, grabbed the phone and went to the porch.
"Lissa?"
Mwahahahahahahah!
R&R