Me: New story! -coughs- I'm not putting off my other story -cough...- I'm just kidding, I have been thinking about this story for awhile so I decided to give it a shot!

Nya!

Quick update on what's going on in the story. It's been about two year since deep blue was defeated, Ichigo and Masaya are now just friends, and he moved to england.

The Mew's ages range from 10 to 18, 10 Pudding, Ichigo and Mint, 14 and Lettuce 15. Ryou is 17 and Keiichiro is 24.

Ryou and Ichigo are way to dense to figure out their feelings... and yeah, just wanted to let you know what was going on!

Morons, Chapter One: Their Plan

Ichigo stood in the cafe, glaring at her blue eyed boss, he stood in front of her smirking. The mews watched as the two fought out yet another battle.

"Morons." Mint said under her breath. "How could two people be so dense?" She questioned.

Lettuce sweat dropped. "I'm beginning to think there's no hope."

"IchiIchi and Bossman must be really slow. Na no da!" Pudding said.

"See, even a 10 year old can figure it out." Mint pointed out.

"Sadly." Zakuro said coolly.

"For a genius, he can be really dumb. Ichigo is just generally dumb." Keiichiro laughed.

The other mews grasped. "Keiichiro!" They have never heard him say something like that.

"What? It's true!" Keiichiro said.

"Ah, yes true true." They all nodded their heads.

"Jerk!" Ichigo said pouting.

"Baka." Ryou smirked.

"Loser," Ichigo said jabbing her finger into his chest. "baka, mean, insensitive, JERK." Ichigo shouted and stomped off.

"Get back here, or I'll dock your pay!" Ryou threatened.

Ichigo stopped in her tracks, the power of money was too strong. "Damn you Shirogane!" Ichigo shouted.

He smiled in victory.

All the mews sighed at once and hit their foreheads.

"What?" Ichigo said walking away from Ryou.

"Oh nothing." Mint said. "Just watch two morons fight again."

"I'm not a moron, he is." Ichigo said pointing a finger at him.

"If you point a finger at him you have three pointing at yourself. Na no da." Pudding joked.

Ichigo growled and stomped away.

"Tch." Ryou said as Mint and Pudding looked at him, expecting him to go after her. "Not my job." He said and walked up stairs.

"Really, they aremorons." Zakuro said laughing. Zakuro was laughing, that meant it had be to funny.

"They're in looveeee." Pudding sang, "They're just too stupid to knowww."

"I agree." Mint said sipping her tea, "It's getting sickening to watch."

"Yes, but what can we do?" Lettuce said shyly, "Shouldn't they figure this out for themselves."

Mint looked shocked, "Are you crazy?! They'll be 80 years old and still bickering about something stupid like who's denchers are stronger or something like that." Mint giggled.

"I suppose so, but what can we do?" Lettuce asked.

Mint just smirked.

Meanwhile...

Ichigo sat down on the bench in the changing room, completely exhausted although work has barely begun. She was sick of this constant arguing over everything. Even the argument was completely pointless, and she knew it. She breathed out slowly and rubbed her temples.

Sometimes, he can be such an ass! Ichigo thought, Finally a cute guy comes to the cafe, I'm his waitress and bam, Ryou calls me over for a stupid stupid broken plate, that I didn't even drop. He tells me to clean it up, then I argue back and he threatens to dock my pay! He just so mean and hot... HEY!

"Arghhhh!" Ichigo huffed.

Stupid stupid Strawberry, breaks a plate and doesn't clean it up. And the way that guy was drooling over her! The nerve... hey wait, why would that bother me? Ryou thought, Anyway she always has her stupid ditzy argument, that she works harder than anyone there. True, but she doesn't have to boast about it.

Stupid cute... NO not cute! Maybe just.. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. Ryou said trying to smack the thought out of his head. I cannot and will not like that baka Strawberry.

I do not like Ichigo- Ryou, they both thought at the same time.

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Ichigo finished taking her break and walked back into the kitchen where Zakuro sat looking at her with a cool gaze. "Hey." She said in her nice voice. Something was up.

"Hello." Ichigo said nervously, only wondering how Mint could've Corrupted Zakuro.

"Keiichiro says go down to the lab," Zakuro said pointing down to the lab, "actually I should probably be down there." Zakuro said.

Ichigo noted that Zakuro used his first name and giggled. "Okay." She smiled.

When she got down to the lab Ryou and the others were already there, "hey how'd you get down here so fast?" Ichigo said to Ryou.

"It's called walking Strawberry." Ryou rolled his eyes.

"Why youuu!" Ichigo said getting all pumped up.

"Now now you two!" Keiichiro said waving his hands and sweat dropping.

"Sorry." Ichigo apologized.

"Yeah." Ryou said.

"Okay then, now I called you down here because, Zakuro had to say something." Keiichiro smiled, not wanting to get killed by Ichigo and Ryou when they found out what was going to happen.

"Well, Me and Mint decided that we all need a break so, we've rented out a beach house and we're taking a two week break from work." Zakuro said. "And all of you are going with us. I've already talked it over with Shirogane and Keiichiro." Zakuro said giving a glare that said, or else.

"Really?!" Ichigo said grabbing Zakuro's hands and smiling.

"Yes really." She smiled back, note that Zakuro is being nice.

"What's the catch?" Ryou said butting in "I may have agreed, but you haven't told me everything."

"Well." Zakuro said. "First remember you already agreed."

Keiichiro sweat dropped. "All of us chose rooms already except for you and Ichigo." Zakuro continued.

"So?" Ichigo said.

"Well, there's the problem, there's only 3 bedrooms, two with two beds, and one with three..." Zakuro continued.

"And?" Ichigo said.

"And, Mint Lettuce and Pudding are in one room... and me and Keiichiro are in the other... so that leaves." Zakuro continued.

"One room, with two beds." Mint smirked.

"No.. way." Ichigo said. "No how, Nuh uh that isn't happening!" Ichigo said shaking her head.

Ryou growled and they both looked at eachother and said.

"I am not rooming with that baka."

Everyone sweat dropped, okay this was going to be harder than they thought.

Me: Hee hee, How was it? Sorry I'm not updating my other story as quickly, but I'm editing it right now and it should be done in a day or two.

Anyway, how is it? +5 reviews please!