AN: Hello everyone! Its been about 3 years since I updated my fanfiction page! So to start off with the revival of my account, I'll give you guys a totally crack fan fiction of Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn! No real plot here, just plain crack.
"Facebook"
"Voi! Lussuria, what the hell are you doing in my room?" The silverette stormed right into his own room, pulling the door oh-so violently until the hinges nearly came off. In front of his eyes was the Varia Sun Guardian tapping away on his newly-bought computer...with unbelievably fast internet connection. Well, of course it was fast. The Varia could afford anything.
"Hi Squ-chan!" Lussuria greeted, before continuing to click around the site he was at. "The Vongola had told me about this new site called 'Facebook'! Check it out~" He gestured Squalo to come over. The swordsman groaned as he walked towards the macintosh. His eyes scanned the screen.
A white page with some hues of light indigo was on the screen. "What the fuck?" Squalo muttered under his breath, looking at Lussuria's status: "Squalo doesn't know what facebook is! :)"
"This is a fucking social networking site. Why the hell do you need this for, Lussuria?" Squalo asked, curious. Lussuria grinned, "To keep in touch with the Vongola of course! See, they're on facebook too!" Squalo moved nearer to the screen and scanned Lussuria's friend list. "Sawada Tsunayoshi...Gokudera Hayato...What the FUCK!" He yelled when his eyes caught a certain name. Yamamoto Takeshi. "What is the katana brat doing in your list?"
Lussuria chuckled lightly as Squalo's reaction, "Oh Squ-chan, you need to relax. You should make your own account too! Then we can play Farmville together..." "NO, you've got to be fucking joking, Lussuria. I don't have time to play your 'Farmville' or your whatever 'ville' you have on facebook. Now just get the fuck out of my room!"
The Sun Guardian pouted, before reluctantly leaving the room which was Squalo's. The silverette took over the seat, and scanned throughout the facebook page. He pondered for a moment, a hand on his resting on his cheek. Maybe with this...He scanned through Lussuria's friend list again.
Sawada Tsunayoshi...Yamamoto Takeshi...Belphegor ThePrince...Reborn TheEpicTutor...His lips curved into a smile when he finally found that one name he was looking for. Xanxus.
He hovered the mouse onto the "Create account" sign, and spent the rest of the week figuring ways to work his way around this networking site.
But of course, the only reason he had an account was just to read his boss' status updates. Or...stalk him in other words. Unforunately, Squalo found some statuses...not so amusing.
"You fucking idiot shark! Go do your reports!"
"Stop fucking stalking on facebook!"
"Quit stalking me, scum!"
The shark liked all of them anyway.
AN: If you guys do like it, I'll make a sequel about it. Maybe more about Xanxus getting angry with Squalo for stalking him, I'm not sure. But I'm open to comments and advice on improvement! I wrote this in only 20 minutes because I had band practice after that. Sorry for any grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. No flaming, please be aware I'm only think of writing as a hobby and I only do it for fun.