Okay, this is my first fic, so I hope you like it. Flames are welcome.
I don't own the plot characters or anything else. Blah, blah, blah…..
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Alanna: I wanna be a knight. Ladies suck!
Thom: I wanna blow people up with my awesome magic stuff! Mwahahaha!
Alanna: Let's come up with an impossible plan that will of course work because we have mad skills
Thom; Sounds like fun.
Lord Alan: I'm an old creepy guy.
Maude: I'm a creepy witch lady!
Thom: Ya, whatever, just stick our hands into the fire and stuff.
Maude: Okay you can go.
Maude: Heal people! Heal all you can!
Alanna: Okay, that was random.
Thom: Im wearing a dress!
Alanna: Im riding to the palace! Ladedadeda!
Coram: Holy crap! It's you!
Alanna: hehehe…
Coram: since I am now completely drunk, you can be a knight.
Alanna: I'm gonna skip around like an idiot now.
Coram: Whatever.
Duke Gareth: Yo what up? Alan, I am going to pretend I don't like you here.
Alanna: Okaaaaaaaaaaay
Ralon: You suck!
Alanna: Up yours!
Jon: Im going to now order everyone around.
Alanna: whatever.
Raoul: Aw… I don't get to beat Ralon up in this scene.
Gary: Because I am of no real importance, I shall be your sponser.
Alanna: Okay.
Math teacher: Here is some algebra. Go do it!
Alanna: That sucks
Combat teacher: Learn to fight!
Alanna: Owww
Alanna: We're leaving.
Coram: Haha your running away!
Alanna: Fine Ill stay
Duke Gareth: Your dad sucks
Alanna: Ya, I know.
Duke Gareth: Oh yea, you can go to the market.
George: Hey Alan
Gary: You're a thief.
George: So?
Alanna: Okay, that's cool
Jon: We're off to see the thief! The wonderful thief of Corus!
Alanna: shut up Jon
George: Wow, I don't like Jon. Oh, here's a horse Alan
Alanna: Cool.
Ralon: I'm gonna beat you up!
Alanna: As if.
Coram: Haha, you look funny.
Raoul: Im gonna kill Ralon.
Ralon: Ow…
Alanna: Teach me how to fight.
George: Okay.
Alanna: Haha I have beaten you!
Ralon: What the crap? Your supposed to be weak! That's it Im leaving.
Sklaw: Here's a sword. Whack that other page with it.
Alanna: Wahhhhhh this is hard.
Sklaw: You suck.
Alanna: Shut up
Coram: Jon's dying
Alanna: Yay! I mean crap.
a/n; francis dyed earlier, but he wasn't important enough to put in.
Myles: Everybody get out!
Everybody: Why?
Myles: Cause Alan made me get you out.
Everybody: Oh, okay.
Alanna: Ahhhh! I shall heal you!
Jon: Wow, Alan sounds like a girl! Oh well it's probably not important.
Roger: I have come to teach you magic.
Alanna : I don't like you.
Roger: Well, you suck.
Myles: Let's go to my possibly dangerous and magical ruins
Alanna: Fun
Alanna: look at this totally wicked sword!
Myles: Come back!
Alanna: As if!
Sklaw: fight Alan, so I can laugh at you!
Alanna: That's what you think
Sklaw: Wow your good!
Alanna: Wow, I'm good!
Duke Gareth: Let's go to the desert!
Roger: the perfect opportunity to kill Jon.
Gareth: Wha?
Roger: nothing.
Jon: Let's go to that city everyone said not to go to!
Alanna: Okay!
Ysandir: We are awesome! Mwahahahaha!
Alanna: Up yours!
Ysandir: oh yea?
Alanna: Ah my clothes are gone!
Jon: WTH? Alan's a girl?
Ysandir: Ah we're dying!
Alanna: cool
Alanna: I don't like your cousin.
Jon: so? Wanna be my squire?
Alanna: Oh okay.
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