A/N: I hope you guys have been watching my Tumblr, ranty-ramblestein, because this story will also be filled with references to the past of Fairies and Mayor Macaron! (And maybe a bit of Robo and Isadora dashed in)

Oh, and by the way, I've changed the age range for Macaron. Now he's 21 (since he had a birthday in the summer). Also, Kabuki is 28 (he had his first Fairies b-day after Thanksgiving), so there's not too huge of an age gap, really.

Macaron had packed his bags. He had changed his outfit just for the family visit. Kabuki had been sad to see Macaron's pink hair go back to his natural brown, only a small streak of pink left. The mayor was still wearing his plum coat, but he had changed into a more formal outfit underneath, similar to his 'Dad Macaron' outfit from just a month ago, though the glasses were missing.

"Do you really have to dress up so formally?" Kabuki asked the Mayor when he arrived at the cat's home.

"I doubt my parents want to see me in a skirt and pink hair, Kabuki. I don't want them to be terrified of what I've become or anything, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention my fascination with crossdressing, okay?" Macaron explained as he hefted his shoulder bag up further.

Kabuki nodded, kissing Macaron's cheek. "Alright, let's head out, then," Kabuki said, giving Macaron a quick hug before turning to get his own bag.

A knock was heard at the door and Macaron turned to look at the door he was right next to. Macaron opened the door a bit and saw two presents set by Kabuki's signed mailbox. The mayor smiled and went out to pick up the presents and showed them to Kabuki. "Looks like Jingle came by," Macaron said, though he knew the delivery was really just from Robo dressed up as Santa.

Kabuki's face lit up quickly, but Macaron held the presents away the cat. "Ah-ah-ah! Not until not until it is present time back home," Macaron said, holding the boxes above his head even though Kabuki was just a bit taller than him.

Kabuki chuckled. "Well alright then," the cat said, letting Macaron hold the presents as they headed towards the train station.

Macaron caught a glimpse of Robo hiding behind a tree as they passed and he waved to her without raising his arm, figuring that she didn't want Kabuki to see her. Robo nodded and Macaron was reminded that he hadn't brought Robo's controller-slash-walkie-talkie along with him. 'Oh well, she can always just call me with the Town Hall phone if she really needs to talk to me,' Macaron thought as they entered the train station.

Kabuki handed Porter their tickets to the human town that Macaron had grown up in. The monkey accepted the tickets in his usual manner and the couple waited for the train in silence for a moment before Kabuki decided to speak up.

"So, are there any more things I shouldn't mention in front of your family?" Kabuki asked, curious.

Macaron thought a bit before answering. "Could you refer to me by my real name in front of them?"

Kabuki nodded. "Got it, Mac," the cat smirked, showing his fangs teasingly.

The mayor smiled and playfully punched Kabuki in the shoulder before leaning over to kiss the cat's fluffy cheek. "Wait for me to introduce you, too," Mac whispered into Kabuki's sensitive ear.

Kabuki had a worried look for a moment before nodding. The cat wasn't sure how bad Macaron's parents would be, but he was certainly concerned by the way Macaron seemed to look anxious whenever he mentioned them.

The train ride was longer than Macaron thought it would be, but it let the man think about possible scenarios that could happen when he introduced Kabuki as his boyfriend. Kabuki wasn't as silent as his partner was, however, and since this train had cars, Kabuki pulled the curtains closed and got the human out of his head by giving him head. Needless to say, Mac could barely keep his voice in as the cat's thin tongue slid over his sensitive member.

Once the couple had cleaned up and the train had finally stopped at Macaron's hometown, the couple gathered their luggage and presents and got off the train, taking a taxi to Macaron's home. The closer the mayor got to his home, the more anxious he seemed to get and even the usually spontaneous Kabuki was picking up on it. Kabuki wrapped an arm around Macaron, rubbing the human's shivering shoulders and Macaron smiled at the cat.

The cute scene was interrupted when Macaron looked out the window and inexplicably caught sight of someone he knew. Kabuki felt his partner shiver and saw him look away from the window quickly, as if he was disgusted.

"What's up?" Kabuki asked, but Macaron just shook his head, not answering the question.

It wasn't long before the taxi had parked in front of Macaron's childhood home. There were three cars outside the house and Kabuki wondered who owned them as Macaron payed the taxi driver with the dollars he had exchanged for bells back at the train station.

The couple climbed out of the taxi and collected their items from the truck, double checking that they had everything before walking away from the taxi and waving. Macaron wished the driver a Merry Toy Day before they headed up the drive.

Kabuki checked himself, wiping off dust from the pants he was wearing. Yes, the cat had been forced to wear pants by Macaron, though human societal rules were a part of his decision to wear pants. Macaron caught sight of Kabuki's gesture, but he was too anxious to tease Kabuki about it.

Soon the couple was on the doorstep and Kabuki looked over at Macaron. The human appeared to be frozen in fear, unable to knock or ring the doorbell, leaving the cat to ring the doorbell himself, shocking Mac out of his trance of bad scenarios.

Kabuki heard two sets of footsteps come up to the door, one of them most definitely four-legged. "Ah, do they have a dog?" Kabuki asked just as the door opened.

The lady that appeared was holding back the small Shih-Tzu dog with her foot and she ushered them in without looking before she caught sight of the uncovered paws that Kabuki was walking on and glanced up, giving the two a good look before moving back again, her previous smile replaced with a firm, disappointed look.

"Hurry up before Shelly escapes," she said and Macaron quickly moved past the women who Kabuki assumed was Macaron's mother. Kabuki came in behind Mac, holding his tail off to the side so it wouldn't block the door or get nipped by 'Shelly'.

Once the woman had closed the door she put her foot back on the floor, letting Shelly do what she wanted, which was apparently to sniff Kabuki's uncovered paws and circle around the humanoid cat.

"So, what's this about?" the women asked.

"Mom, this is Kabuki. He's my…" Macaron trailed off and Kabuki looked between the two quickly.

There was no doubt that Macaron and his mother were similar. They had a similar nose and eyes and his mother's hair was a darker brown than Mac's. Macaron's embarrassed face and his mother's glaring, judging look told the humanoid-cat all that he needed to know about the situation.

Kabuki put out his front paw, putting on a fake smile. "Nice to meet you, Mrs. Friemont."

The lady seemed unfazed by the greeting, but she shook his paw none the less. The 'handshake' was messy, making it clear that she didn't shake paws often, since she just enveloped his paw with her hand. "I guess you're the 'partner' that Macaron mentioned he would bring, then?" Mrs. Friemont asked.

Before Kabuki could answer, a squeal was heard from somewhere. Kabuki's ears folded back at the loud noise and his eyes flicked about, noticing the fancy décor of the inside of the door. It was clear that Macaron's family was quite wealthy. 'That explains why he was always obsessed with making his own wealth, then.'

"OOF!"

The sound came from Kabuki's right and he glanced over to where Macaron had been.

A black haired women that seemed to be about the same age as Macaron had tackled him to the floor. "Isadora! We're not kids anymore! You can't just tackle me!" Macaron whined and Kabuki raised an eyebrow, offering a paw to help one of them up.

"Would this be the same Isadora that's studying interior décor?" Kabuki asked as Isadora grabbed his paw and used it to get up, helping Macaron up afterwards.

"Yep, the one and the only!" she smiled, shaking Kabuki's paw properly.

Kabuki smiled and something seemed to click in Isadora's head because she quickly changed her hand to the same position Mrs. Friemont had shaken his paw in. 'Okay, there's definitely some humanoid-animal hate in this household, isn't there?' Kabuki wondered to himself as they broke the handshake.

"So you're the cat that Macaron's been obsessing about, huh?" Isadora asked.

"Isadora, please refer to your cousin by his proper name," a rough, accented voice said.

Isadora glanced over at the corridor and Kabuki followed her eyes to see a rough man of what seemed to be Indian descent. "Yes, Father," Isadora said quickly.

'Well, that certainly explains her distinctly Asian eyes,' Kabuki thought to himself.

The man glanced at Kabuki and then Mac, who had got up on his own. "Please, join us in the living room for introductions," he said, though he didn't seem to like the idea.

Kabuki took Macaron's hand and pulled him close; trying to get the man to realize what was going on. The human gulped and seemed to stabilize a bit, walking along with Kabuki to the living room. Kabuki was glad to see Macaron looked determined when they entered the living room.

Kabuki decided to put down his bag in an empty-looking corner and Mac did the same before addressing the people in the room. Kabuki listened to the new introductions. Mrs. Friemont had sat beside her husband, who had distinctly blond hair and a much less judgmental face compared to his wife, who was petting Shelly and ignoring Kabuki. Kabuki was still not sure what to think about the dog, but he wouldn't hesitate to be forceful with Shelly if she tried to attack him.

The next person to be introduced was Macaron's father's mother, who insisted that Kabuki just call her Grandma Friemont. She seemed to be very relaxed about the whole thing and she said that "it's nice to meet one of those H-A's. Wendolen here seems to like keeping them out."

Mrs. Friemont glared at her step-mother, but she seemed like she couldn't say anything. Kabuki smiled, glad to hear that at least one member of Macaron's family wasn't as mean towards humanoid-animals.

The next ones to be introduced were Mr. and Mrs. Patil, Isadora's parents. Isadora's mother had dark hair, white skin, and looked to be the taller of the two sisters. If Kabuki had to guess, it looked like she had plastic surgery done on her face and possibly her breasts, though Kabuki didn't care about that.

Mr. Patil looked as if he had worked all his life and Kabuki wondered if Patil was born in India. Mrs. Patil looked like she could be an explorer of some sort. Maybe more when she was younger, though.

"And you know Isadora, my cousin," Macaron said, gesturing to the student sitting on the end of the couch.

Isadora was definitely a mixture of Caucasian and Indian with her 'beige' skin and black hair. Her hair seemed to be parted down the middle, though it was hard to tell with the large hat she was wearing, perhaps jokingly, since it was a student cap meant for grade school students, not college students. Her outfit also held a little flair, pink buttons and key chains covering her distinctly punk style. He certainly hadn't expected that from her.

"And this is Kabuki, my boyfriend," Macaron said, gesturing towards Kabuki like he wasn't extremely worried what some of the family members would think.

As expected, the couples seemed to sneer, though Mr. Friemont's sneer didn't last as long. 'Maybe I wrong. He's not "less judgmental", he just tries not to show his disgust. Like one of those false supporters of gay rights,' Kabuki thought, giving the group a fake smile and a 'Pleased to meet you.'

Macaron was nibbling at his lip, however and the mayor quickly turned back to their bags, removing gifts from his bag and collecting the presents from Jingle. The Mayor crossed the room to set them underneath the Christmas pine tree.

Kabuki followed Macaron's lead and got the presents he had in his own bag as well. There were only two, one for Macaron and one for Isadora. He hadn't gotten much of an answer from Macaron about who would be there for Toy Day or what they would want, so he only brought presents for the people he knew about.

"Ah, I can walk you up to your room so you can get settled," Isadora offered, standing up from the couch, her red plaid skirt jingling from the key chains hitting each other.

Macaron smiled, nodding. "Thanks, Isadora."

Isadora smirked and hefted up Macaron's bag, holding it out in front of her in a very dangerous way before heading back into the hallway and up some stairs. Macaron waited for Kabuki to get his bag before following after her.

Isadora led them to a door marked as Macaron's. "Ah, wait, do we really have to sleep in there?" Macaron asked quickly.

Isadora laughed. "What, too embarrassed to show him your old room?" she joked, opening the door before Mac could answer.

Macaron tried to block the room from Kabuki's view, but the cat could see over Macaron's head.

The room was filled with posters of all kinds; pictures of sexy women and men, football players, rock bands. The bed looked messy even though it was made; He wondered if it was the messy pattern of the comforter. There was an overall dark color theme going on in the room, similar to Macaron's main Classic-series bedroom back in Fairies.

There was a dusty computer desk in the right corner and a white rectangular box stood out on the desk. "What's that?" Kabuki asked, pointing to the white box as Isadora walked into the room, dropping the shoulder bag on the bed.

Macaron blushed and headed over to the desk. "No way… I completely forgot I ordered that…"

"What is it?" Isadora asked, now curious.

Macaron hid the box behind his back. "It's not for you. I ordered this sometime before I left," Macaron explained quickly, but Isadora was already on him, wrestling the box from her cousin's hands.

Kabuki moved quickly to try to help Macaron, but when Isadora was finished, the tomboy had burned Macaron's wrist from her twisting grip. Isadora opened the white, now-smashed box and squinted at the pink item inside. "The heck is this?" she asked, pulling out the squishy, cylindrical item.

There seemed to be a hole through the item and Kabuki raised an 'eyebrow' at Macaron. "The heck were you doing ordering an onahole?"

Macaron's face was completely red at this point. "I-I was desperate at the time! I had just gotten rejected and I had nothing more than my hand," Macaron explained in a soft voice, nearly a whisper.

Isadora quickly dropped the item back into the box and shoved it into Macaron's hands, looking disgusted. "I thought you said you were a bottom or whatever?" she asked.

"Th-that doesn't mean that I don't like my dick being touched!" Mac yelled without thinking and Kabuki quickly covered his partner's mouth.

"How about we don't shout about dicks in your parent's house?" Kabuki said, "They already don't like what I am; I don't want them to think that I'm up here propositioning you two for a threesome."

The sound of someone clearing their throat at the door was heard and Macaron's eyes seemed to widen as he glanced at the door. Kabuki quickly grabbed the box and put it back on the desk as Isadora went to the door. "Sorry Mom, did we take too long?" Isadora asked, not mentioning what Kabuki had just said.

"Yes, you did. Wendolen wanted some help with getting the ham ready," the women said.

Isadora nodded and pushed past her mother, giving Kabuki and Macaron a sympathetic look. "You better not touch my daughter, you filthy cat," the woman sneered before turning to leave the room as well.

"I'm full gay, I swear!" Kabuki said loudly, blushing under his fur.

Macaron chuckled insincerely and hugged Kabuki's arm. "I think we're fucked," he sighed.

Kabuki groaned and put his face in his paws. "This is going terribly…" he mumbled, feeling a hand pat him on the shoulder.

"Let's get some appetizers, okay?" Macaron said, sounding defeated.

Kabuki couldn't disagree with that offer; he was definitely ready for dinner.

Kabuki headed to the kitchen while Macaron went to put his coat on the coat hanger by the door. The family was spread out in the kitchen. Macaron's mother and Isadora were handling the ham in the actual kitchen. There was a counter covered with appetizers that separated the kitchen from a table where the others were gathered, playing some kind of card game.

Macaron joined Kabuki just then, scooping some celery into a cup of ranch. "Figuring out which group to join?" Mac asked.

"Well I'm not a very good cook and everyone always worries about hair in their food, so I probably shouldn't join them," Kabuki answered, carefully putting together a meat and cheese cracker.

Macaron nodded and approached his grandmother, Kabuki following after him. "Whatcha' playing, Grandma?" Macaron asked, sitting beside the old lady. Kabuki sat down as well, giving Mrs. Patil an apologetic look that she ignored.

"Just Apples to Apples, dear," the old lady smiled in response, "Would you and your boyfriend like to join?"

Macaron nodded in agreement and looked over at Kabuki, who had a look of confusion. "It's basically a child-friendly Cards Against Humanity," Macaron explained in a whisper.

The idea made Kabuki laugh and he nodded. "Yeah, sounds cool," he agreed. He had to get his head out of the current state of things somehow.

Notes:

- Headcanon: Purely-Human cities are different from the animal towns we usually see in Animal Crossing. They are much larger and inhabitants of animal towns need tickets of some sort to enter human cities. Though that rule was originally made for humanoid-animals, it was deemed unfair that humans living in animal towns could come and go as they please, so it was widened to any inhabitants. The TPC is purely for going between animal towns in this headcanon, meaning even the villagers have TPCs in this headcanon. I wonder if Kabuki changes his ID photo often? Probably not.

The person that Macaron caught sight of – Foreshadowing to the other story I want to write about Macaron's life, "Macaron's First Crush", title pending.

Bell to human-dollar exchange rate – Headcanon: I don't really know if a train station would have a money exchange booth/counter or whatever, but I imagine the humanoid-animals decided to use bells in their towns to differentiate themselves from humans. I feel like the exchange rate for bells to other rates might be higher because humanoid-animals are either looked down upon are or don't have equal rights in some way. There are probably confusing ethics about how to interact with animals now that there's a possibility of any animal becoming 'humanoid' or 'sentient'. (I know I might be using those words wrong, sorry!)

How to shake hands with a paw properly – I imagine it's sort of open-handed since cat paws aren't really big enough to wrap around a hand like in a normal handshake.

Onahole – Something like a fleshlight, I think? I've only heard the word used in the manga 'Anal Angel' and I just described what the item looked like in that manga.

'Threesome' – You don't know how hard it was for me too not add 'or something like that' to the end of Kabuki's sentence because my mind said that that would clear up any misunderstanding with Mrs. Patil. I am a weak author and I really just want all my characters to be happy.

- Sorry for the abrupt end! I don't know how to split up chapters…

Disclaimer: Any of these headcanons are up for changing or editing on the blog. (Since I forget things about my characters extremely quickly) + I've only played Wild World and New Leaf, so I don't know what to think about the fountain fairies I heard about. I have no plan for them in these headcanons, alright?