Ichigo sat under a tree and thought about his situation.
He was miles away from any civilization and in the middle of a vast forest.
That stupid Kenpachi had chased him all over the place to get a fight out of him.
So Ichigo fled to a far away place he was sure that man wouldn't follow him to.
Besides he used way too many flashsteps to count and he knew that it was impossible for the deranged captain to chase him after that.
It was nice,warm and sunny out.This only made Ichigo tired and unable to concentrate anymore on Kenpachi.

He leaned against the tree and began to slip off into dreamland when a sudden pair of hands went over his face and covered his eyes.
Ichigo sat bolt upright and grabbed at the hands on his face.
The hands stayed where they were and a rough male voice spoke into his ear "Guess who?" Ichigo desperately pulled at the hands but they didn't move.
Again the voice spoke in his ear "Guess who?" This time Ichigo spoke

"And what if i guess right"
"Then I'll let you go."

Finely he'll leave me be!,Ichigo thought.

"Kenpachi Zaraki?"

"Nope"

"That's bull shit I know it's you!"

"Wrong again...It's BUTTSEXX"

Ichigo's body was immediately pushed to the ground and his screams were lost as Kenpachi locked his mouth over Ichigo's.

Ichigo woke with a start sweating and breathing hard.Slowly his breathing slowed and was calm again. His mind was racing due to the crazy dream ha just had.

Him and the feared Kenpachi Zaraki having sex?
Psh, like that was possible Zaraki wasn't into guys anyway.
Wait. Why am I thinking like that? he thought to himself.

"I am perfectly strait" Ichigo said aloud to himself.

A warmth that Ichigo just noticed next to him stirred.
The sound of bells that Ichigo also just noticed caused him to furrow his brow in confusion.

What the hell.
Suddenly a long muscular arm rested itself on Ichigo's sweaty chest.

"What was that sexy?"

Ichigo looked to the source of the voice and arm and saw a VERY naked (and sexy looking) Kenpachi Zaraki lying right next to him!!00

This time everyone heard his screams.