When Harry Potter goes to Fred Meyers

by Turning Time

I was bored. REALLY BORED. But if you like a retarded story that doesn't make any sense, then go ahead and read it. oneshot.

Harry James Potter was craving Fred Meyer's macaroni and cheese. So he put on some 70's style muggle clothes and walked to Fred Meyers.

When he got there he sprinted in and ran for the deli section. The macaroni and cheese was SOLD OUT.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Harry screamed, dropping onto his hands and knees, and he then started crying.

The deli people were really annoyed, so they threw the really gross salad at him. Harry then got mad. He stood up slowly and gave the deli people the evil eye.

"Don't ever throw gross salad at Harry Potter," Dobby had appeared and got mad to.Dobby then left because she/he was sick of standing up for Harry. SoHarry started attacking the animal crackers. Little did he know that the animal crackers were Voldemort's favorite food in the world and Voldemort was hanging out there.

Voldemort popped out full with rage.

"Avada Kadamit" Voldemort's wand wasn't working. Harry was paralyzed with fear.

"Avada Kadavra," a flash of green light hit Harry and he died.

The whole Fred Meyer store cheered.

THE END

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