I needed a job. Bad. Unfortunately, the only job that accepted me was working with movie stars.
That's were I'm having trouble right now.
It's my first day on the job, and I'm lost. I have no clue where the hell I am supposed to go, but I do know that if I'm late on my first day, I'm fired.
Allow me to speak some more about the job I accepted. I work with five movie stars. All Uchiha's, so they're famous… though I've never heard of them. That's a bad thing on my part because I am their new assistant! If I don't get fired for being late that is… sigh.
I looked around for someone to ask. I spotted a blue haired woman and thought I should ask her.
"Umm. Excuse me?" I went over to her and tapped her shoulder.
"Can I help you?" She asked, turning around to face me.
"I'm lost. My name is Sakura and I'm supposed to be the Uchiha's assistant but I have no clue where to go." I explained.
The blue haired girls eyes widened.
"You're Sakura Haruno? Don't worry, you wont be late, there room is just around the corner, I'll take you there! By the way, my name is Konan." Konan smiled at me.
She looked really pretty, she must be an actress due to her perfect outfit and make up.
She was wearing a nice blue t-shirt that looked like a dress with how long it was and skinny jeans with black boots.
Her hair was up in a bun with bangs framing her face and an origami flower tied to the band that was holding her hair up.
She led me down the hallway and after a couple of turns we stopped at a door. It was nothing special, just a red maple door.
"They're in here. Be careful though, they are known for making their assistants quit. They can't fire you, only Fugaku can, but they can irritate you and annoy you until you quit. It takes one hell of girl to get through to them!" Konan smiled once more at me before opening the door and allowing me to walk in, fallowed by her.
She closed the door behind her.
"Tobi, Sasuke, Itachi, Shisui. This is Sakura Haruno. She will be your new assistant- BE NICE!" The blue haired girl glared at the five men who were sitting on the couch.
"Tobi, don't scare her off. Sasuke, quit acting like a vampire and open the blinds! Itachi, that goes for you too! And Shisui, don't try to harass her. Where's Madara?" Konan looked around the room.
I haven't even been here for two minutes and I was already scared.
These guys looked… creepy. And hot. But still creepy.
"I'm right here, what is it?" Another creepy but hot looking guy came into the room from one of the five doors. I'm guessing that that was his dressing room.
"This," Konan moved me in front of her, forcing me to show myself.
"Is Sakura Haruno. She's your knew assistant, please try not to sexually harass her or be mean!" Konan glared at this man as well.
"Sakura, allow me to introduce them. The one with the eye patch is Tobi, the one with the short hair is Sasuke, next to him is his brother Itachi and then their cousin Shisui. The guy with the long spiky hair is Madara. Be careful, he's usually the one to scare off all the other assistants. I hope you're different and good luck!" Konan patted me on the shoulder before running off with a yell saying that everything she needed was on the desk next to the door.
"Ummm… hi?" I gave a little half wave.
'I must look like an idiot.' I thought.
'Hey! These guys are hot, try not to look stupid in front of them!' My inner shouted at me. I hated her so much, I wish she would just leave me alone.
'Sorry hun, but that ain't happening. You need me and you know it.' I rolled my eyes inwardly and started to pay more attention to what was happening.
The guys were staring at me like they were expecting a watermelon to come flying and land on my face, and catch my hair on fire.
…Don't look at me like that! It could happen.
"Anything you need?" I asked, getting strait to the job. I was an assistant once, to some asshole-ish business guy. He nearly raped me.
The one called Tobi, eye patch dude- as I shall now remember him- jumped on me. Glomped really.
He tackled me to the ground and nuzzled his face in my chest.
"Sakura-chan is soooo cute!" He purred into my breast.
It took awhile for what he was doing to get into my head, but when it finally came, I kicked him where it counts and stood up as fast as lightening.
I swear my eye was twitching like crazy.
"PERVERT!" I screamed and watched as he clutched his… man parts and cried.
"Owie! Tobi's big boy's hurt!" He cried out.
Hmm… maybe I wont need to remember his name. He seems to know it and speaks in third person so I should have no problem. With names anyway.
"Why did Sakura-chan call Tobi a pervert? Tobi is a good boy and would never do anything naughty!" He pouted.
… Okay. I should say this now, I adore pirates. And with the eye patch, that's exactly what Tobi looked like. If he wasn't rubbing his face in my boobs earlier, I might have glomped him and said he was a good boy and that I was sorry.
"U-uh. S-sorry?" I rubbed the back of my neck sheepishly.
"Now is there anything you need?" I was really trying to do my job, so I looked away from the bawling Uchiha.
"Coffee, lot's of sugar, no cream, no cinnamon, I want it vanilla flavored Also I need you to call my girlfriend and tell her it's over, I don't want her coming here ever again. Tell my manager I refuse to go on any kind of fake date with that whore he wants me to date for publicity, remember to remind me about the photo shoot I have at 3. You will be going with me there. Also get me some food on your way back from star bucks. Oh, yeah I only drink coffee from there. Be sure to be back in half an hour." I looked over at Madara and started writing down everything he said.
"Here's the phone to call my girlfriend, you can find my manager in the office." Madara tossed me a phone.
"That phone is the old assistants work service, you use that make and cancel appointments and all that shit. That's all I should have to tell you. You need to leave now and be back in thirty minutes with the coffee and food. I want something fancy, surprise me. Anything else I need and I'll call you." Madara said as he walked back into his dressing room.
"O-okay. Any of you guys need anything?" I asked. I had managed to write down everything Madara told me to do, so I should be fine, but that's a lot to put on me on my first day!
"Tobi wants something to do while your gone!" Tobi jumped back up from the floor.
"Like what?" I asked.
"Umm… Tobi can't think of anything." The short haired man pouted.
"I'll find something. Anything else you guys need?" I faced the other three sitting on the couch.
"Hair gel. Not the cheep kind." The guy with the chicken on his head demanded.
"And you guys?"
"On your phone, there should be a contact called "Akatsuki" call them and say they need to meet with me in five here." Itachi said, standing up and walking into his own dressing room.
"Okay. And you?" I turned to the last man, Shisui.
"How bout you?" He smirked.
… I blinked.
"Huh?"
"I want you to ride my train babe."
… I burst out laughing.
"That has to be worst pick up line I have ever heard!" I laughed.
"Now really, what do you want?" I turned back into work mode.
"Black coffee, I'm not like that prick who demands everything be done by his assistant." He grinned.
"Okay. And Tobi?" I looked over at the child-ish Uchiha.
"I think I have something that might entertain you, it's an I-pod and I have a bunch of tv shows you might like on it from when I used to baby sit." I dug into my purse and pulled out the I-pod. Tossing it to him I looked around, making sure everything was okay.
Tobi was giggling as he watched Dora, answering the incredibly annoying questions she asked, Sasuke was texting, Itachi and Madara were in their dressing rooms. Everything was okay.
I left quickly and walked down the hall and out into the parking lot. I found my car, black mustang, and got in. I looked over the list and sighed. I had a lot to do. First I went to star bucks and to get the coffee. I walked in and no one else was there save for a couple and the workers. I walked up to the cashier and asked for black coffee and a coffee with sugar and vanilla and hold the cream. (idk what it's called, don't drink any coffee other than black)
The dude nodded and got the coffee, while I waited I pulled out the phone that was my new work phone. It was actually a blackberry, but it was red so I decided to call it CherryBerry. I looked found the contact Itachi was talking about and called it.
"hello?" Someone answered. It was a male by the deepness of his voice.
"Hi. I am Itachi's new assistant, he says he needs to meet with you in five at Konoha Studios." I said, looking down at my to-do list and nodding, glad that I got it right.
"how long have you been their assistant?" The guy asked.
"About fifteen minutes." I answered.
"Most assistants don't last even five. How did you survive?" he chuckled.
"With Shisui's lame pickup lines, Tobi's pervyness, Sasuke and Itachi's emo-ness, and Madara's demanding bossiness? I'm surprised even I lasted this long." I laughed. I had no clue who I was talking to but he seemed nice.
"Heh. Well, it will be nice to meet you. We'll be there in five then. Bye."
"Bye." I hung up. The drinks were ready so I got 'em paid and left.
Next was leafs. It was a crappy name for a store, but it had fancy food along with normal necessities.
I walked in the glass doors and was greeted by red haired guy.
"Hello and welcome to leafs." He sighed, obviously annoyed he had to do this.
"How can I help you?" He sighed again.
"Um… I just need expensive hair gel for men and some kind of fancy food." I looked back at the list.
"Do you know where the men's isle is or where the bakery is?" He asked. His voice sounded so un-enthusiastic.
"No…" I saw the guy frown, before turning around to look at me.
He had blood red hair, jade eyes, and a tattoo of the kanji of love in red on his forehead.
"Follow me, I'll show you where it is." The guy sighed again.
I nodded and followed the guy who still hasn't told me his name.
I don't want to keep calling him 'the guy' so I decided to ask him.
"So… what's your name?" I asked.
The guy (Dammit! Let me know your name!) looked back at me. He seemed to actually LOOK at me this time.
"It's polite to tell your own name before asking someone else's." He smirked.
"I'm Sakura." I smiled. No matter how much I hate people smirking, I still had the decency to be nice. I heard from a friend of mine before I headed to work that the Uchiha's smirked a lot so I would just have to get used to it.
"Gaara." The man said as he stopped in the men's hair gel isle.
"What kind of hair gel do you need?" He asked.
"Um… I- I don't know." I rubbed the back of my neck.
Gaara's eye twitched.
"Who is it for?" He asked, sighing once more.
"The actor, Sasuke Uchiha." I answered. I didn't think he would believe me, but instead he pulled out a box of hair gel that had Sasuke's picture on it.
"This is it. Sasuke only uses 'Hair Handle' because it has his picture on it." Gaara gave it to me.
"How do you know that?" I asked.
"He's a friend of mine." He answered, turning around and walking towards the bakery section.
"Oh… okay then." I didn't know what else to say.
'There is a smoking FINE man in front of you, THINK OF SOMETHING!' Inner screamed at me.
"Are you the Uchiha's new assistant?" Gaara asked me.
"Yeah. I started this morning." I answered. Guess I didn't need to think of something, this guy did it for me. Though he doesn't seem like the kind to talk a lot.
"Ah. So you met Madara?"
"Yeah."
"He's demanding. Cold-hearted too. A bastard really." Gaara glared at the baker who was standing behind the counter.
"I haven't even known him for two minutes, and I already know that." I admitted. Madara was an ass. Either that or he just wasn't a morning person. He gave me loads of work- I mean, I know I'm their assistant but he could call his girlfriend himself!
"So the fancy food you need is for him huh?" The sexy red head asked.
"Yeah…" I nodded.
Gaara turned to face the girl behind the counter.
"Fully cooked lobster, get it now." Gaara ordered. The girl 'eep'ed before running to the back and coming back not even ten seconds with a hot plate of lobster in her arms.
Gaara paid for it and handed the container to me.
"There you go, hope you last longer than the others. Guess I'll see you later." Gaara waved at me and left.
"Bye!" I called out to him.
Checking off fancy food, hair gel, coffee, and Akatsuki off my list I took the paid for hair gel and lobster and left.
When I back to the studio, I immediately walked over to the guys room. When I passed I saw Konan and waved to her. I opened the door and saw the guys where exactly as I left them, except this time, Madara and Itachi were also on the couch and there were a big group of guys in the room.
When I walked in and shut the door behind me their attention turned towards me.
"Here's your coffee Shisui-" I handed him the black coffee, still warm. "And here's your coffee Madara. Vanilla, lot's of sugar, no cinnamon or cream. Also, here is your fancy food." I set the coffee and container of food down in front of him, on the glass coffee table.
"I heard this is the kind of hair gel you like Sasuke." I tossed him the hair gel.
He looked surprised.
"How did you know?" He asked.
"For one, your picture is on it. And the guy that worked there told me it was the only kind you would use." I answered with a shrug.
"Tobi is done watching Dora, Sakura-chan! You can have your I-pod back! Thank you so much for letting Tobi use it!" Tobi glomped me again, rubbing his face in my breast again.
My eye twitched… again. And I kicked him away screaming pervert… also again!
"Have you called my manager and my girlfriend yet?" Madara asked, taking a sip from his coffee.
"Not yet, I'm going to do that right now." I answered and pulled out the cherry berry. Waving I walked out of the room and towards Konan's office. Yeah, apparently she's a secretary or something of that shit.
Too bad, she could be a really good model.
"Hey Konan." I waved at her. She was sitting, doing paper work behind her desk.
"Hey Sakura! Finally a distraction to get me out of work!" Konan jumped up and smiled at me.
"Sorry, I still have some work to do, I only came by to say hi." I giggled at Konan's pouting face.
"Okay, but let's go out for lunch when your done?" I shook my head.
"Sorry but I have to go with Madara to some photo shoot." Sighing, I looked down at my cherry berry and found a contact that said 'Ami Wanntabe (not sure if that's right or what)' and next to it said 'M's gf' so I guessed that this was his girlfriend.
I clicked call and held the pink black berry up to my ear.
"Hello?" A high pitched voice answered.
"Is this Ami Wanntabe, Madara Uchiha's girlfriend?" I asked. I know it said so in the contact, but anyone could have picked up the phone.
"Yes, who is this?" That voice was going to give me a headache.
"This is Sakura Haruno, the Uchiha's new assistant." I introduced myself.
"Why are you calling?" Again the voice! Ugh.
"I'm sorry to say this," I really was. Madara should break up with his girlfriend in person and by himself.
"But Madara is dumping you. He doesn't want to see you ever again, and you are not aloud near studios." I said. I hated doing this. I never liked breaking bad news to anyone.
"…You BITCH! You just want my Madara all to yourself, you're going to rape him!" She yelled.
"Listen, I don't like him, he doesn't like me, and he doesn't like you. Get over him."
"Y-you cant tell me what to do! I'll do what I want, I'm coming over there right now to kill you!"
(NEXT TIME:
Blood Loss
Crushes and
Last but not least,
Blushes!)
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