This story is about Kenny. I decided to do this story because Kenny is one of my favorite characters on the show and it's interesting.
Disclamier: I don't own South Park and...you know th rest
Chapter 1- "The boy called Kenny.
Breakfast. Sometimes it was always bread or cereal, we had bread for the past three weeks. That's because were poor. It was morning, Kevin went on complaining that we had bread for the past week, I didn't complain, I was used to living this way and I wasn't sad or mad just happy. Kevin didn't stop, my mom yelled and soon she went back arguing with my father. My father is a drunk, and he is drunk some of the time which bothers me, I didn't know who to blame for our finical struggles but I ignored the fighting. At least our house looked more decent then before, the paint job looked great on the house and inside is cleaner. Things still broke though.
"Kenny, Your staying with your father tonight." She replied. "I have to work late, and we really need the money so I can buy us that microwave."
"I don't want to stay with my drunken father! All he does is get drunk!" Yelled Kevin. "He doesn't care, he'll just waltz off to the bar like he always does."
"I have no choice, Kevin! She yelled. "I thank god already that I have a part-time job, there are people that have it worse then us! Be thankful!"
She left. Kevin went up to his room and slammed the door. I heard cursing follow after, my brother is about sixteen and I'm just twelve. He came out with a suitcase and a bag of some of his stuff, a note was placed on the kitchen table. As he was going to the door my father stopped him right away. I knew Kevin was leaving the house.
"Kenny." He spoke. "Being my little brother and all, your cool as anything but I can't stay here right now. I don't know where I'll go but listen, don't worry about me."
"Where the hell do you think your going?!?!" My father yelled. "I'm not going to have one of my sons walk out like this! Your only sixteen, Kevin!"
"If you would stop your DAMN drinking, I wouldn't be doing this!" He yelled."I'm leaving and I might not be back for awhile, I need a break from this!
Kevin slammed the door. He was serious, now I was the one remaining. I didn't want to tell my mom, the note was going to explain everything then they would fight again. This was a complete change and I never expected so soon, but it was how Kevin felt. Begin poor made us all miserable but we hung in there, my father cursed on and sat on the sofa as I made my way to my room. My window's curtains blew roughly, a storm was coming this way, I closed my windows and stared. Kevin walked in the rain as I closed the curtains and walked downstairs. My father watched everything and I saw Kyle knocking on the door with Cartman and Stan, they were laughing and snickering.
"Oh my god, Kenny." Stan laughed. "You just missed what happened to Butters...He got into this fight...and the new bully at school creamed him!"
"Oh, that big mean one named Travis? Ooh, he's bad." I replied.
"Butters didn't even stand a chance!" yelled Cartman. "He hardly put up his fists to fight, I would of won that fight."
"Yeah, I even heard that he was brave enough to stand up to a bunch of 7th graders." added Kyle. "That must mean he's really tough, tougher then Cartman."
"Ey! I could totally kick his ass! I'm not weak!" yelled Cartman. "You're the one that's weak Kyle!"
"I'm not the one that has weight problems and eating problems, fatass!" yelled Kyle.
That's how the fights between Kyle and Cartman went, Cartman would insult Kyle and Kyle would do it back and sometimes it would never end. I kinda laughed when they would do it because it's funny and it can be over the most stupidest things like competition or over other things. Cartman was the big mouth of the group and it seems he has enemies on every side of him, and he usually causes trouble. The few rules with him is that he either likes you or he hates you, if you mess with him he'll never let you forget it, and he basically has anything to say. I've usually been the one to get him out of things or other people but sometimes he goes too far and it ends up biting him in the end.
Stan and Kyle are basically the same but they also have their differences. Stan is calm, straight, honest and cool. While, Kyle is laid- back, skeptical, logical, and smart. Stan usually leads our group or sometimes Kyle will depending on what's going on. Then you come to me, the fourth member of the group. I'm also laid-back, heroic, perverted, funny, and the one that deals with death a lot. I'm also poorer then most of my friends and I've learned to deal with it but if your Cartman then he makes fun of you. It's not always easy but I've managed it time on and time off, I'm also a tough person as well.
"How bad was Butters beaten?" I asked, Cartman looked at me and laughed. "What? I just want to know."
"Oh, Kenny! That was horrible. I didn't think you felt bad for Butters, you're kidding right?" Cartman wouldn't stop laughing, I glared. "Come on, Kenny. You can't feel sorry for everyone, be like me."
"Butters wasn't hurt bad, Kenny." replied Kyle. "He's at home, I'm guessing."
"Besides, he always moves on anyways." said Stan, he grinned a little. "Or...he's probably at home bawling."
We began walking to the new pizza place they opened in town and most of the kids from school were in the arcade beating levels of games or chatting with their friends. Teens swarmed the place as well, it was Friday and that usually meant it was their hang out place after school. Cartman ran to order our pizza and had to get in line behind everyone, he must of been the 16th person in line and was making a fuss, I snickered quietly.
"Aw, come on!" replied Cartman. "We'll never get our pizza. Screw this, I'm moving up in the line! Come on, out of my way, out of my way!"
"Great! Look what he's done, now were going to get kicked out." replied Kyle. "Cartman! Stay in line, you're making a scene!"
"What makes you think I'm going to be last in line to wait for our pizza?" asked Cartman. "Jeez, I'm hungry too you know!"
Cartman got the large box of pizza and laid it on the table, he began taking three slices as everyone else took one slice and we had to make ours half cheese and pepperoni for Cartman. I began eating and watched people crowd around this new game that had been put in near the "Dance, Dance Revolution" game, Stan went to go check it out as Cartman stole his half eaten pizza. Cartman also stole Kyle's as they got into an argument. I laughed as it happened again.
"Damn it, Cartman! You've had four slices already!" said Kyle. "Give me back my pizza or else!"
"No! It's mine! You stopped eating it!" Cartman glared at Kyle as I threw my pizza in Cartman's face. "Thanks Kenny."
"Here Kenny, you can have the last slice, I'm going to check out that new video game Stan is playing." Kyle ran over to the game as Stan beat previous scores.
"That video game is so lame!" replied Cartman. "It's become popular at school and I think it's boring because it's a racing game with no violence."
"I thought it was cool." I said. "It's coming out on PSP."
Cartman sighed as he watched Kyle and Stan play the game. I was the only one in my house to own a game system and Cartman had always wanted it and I sometimes put an incased safe just so he doesn't steal. He's bribed me a couple times but I never gave the thing up, I've been making sure it doesn't break or get stolen by Cartman. Kyle and Stan got tired of playing the game and soon we were out of the pizza place on our way to the park to play basketball. We stopped as soon as we saw other people playing.
"Oh no, the Kane County kids took over all the courts." replied Stan. "Looks like we'll have to play something else."
"But that's the eighth time in two weeks." whined Cartman. "Why don't they drag themselves back to Kaninsville where they belong?"
"No, look they're leaving. I guess we can go play Basketball." said Kyle. "Let's play."
I had become better at Basketball and it was fun when we played games like knockout, basketball wars, and other games we'd invent. Sometimes Cartman would play unfair but we managed to get him back once in awhile. It was evening and it was time to go home.
"Let's drop Kenny off first, he lives the closest." Stan replied. "It's getting late."
"Aw, I was beating you guys." whined Cartman. "Oh well, we can have a new game."
We began walking home as we stood in front of my house. I walked up the steps and faced my friends. "Bye, you guys." and I closed the door. My mom was home.
"Kenny. You have a good time with your friends?" She asked. "I hope you did."
"So, do we have enough for the new microwave?" I asked. "I hope we do."
"Well. Not exactly, I still need to work more and by next...month we should have it." She walked out of the kitchen as I fixed my sandwich. The lights were shut off.
"STUART! Did you forget to pay the damn light bill again?!?!? It was easy, just ship the bill at the post office!"
"I was out all night!"
I sighed as I ate in darkness. Now we didn't have any lighting until our welfare came and the generator broke again so we need someone to look at it. The door slammed and I sat on my couch and looked through a bunch of old magazines, I noticed that my house was a complete opposite of my three friends house. Beer bottles lay in certain directions, things were broken, and it slowly got back to being untidy. I sighed again. My mom came back holding a pink envelope and handed it to me. I was confused, who sent me this?
"Oh Kenny, that came in the mail for you today." She replied. "Sounds like my Kenny has a girlfriend."
"Kelly! She wrote back?" I tore open the letter. "Hmm, she is doing alright and she...decided to move into the neighborhood!
"Well, one of these days she should come over." she replied. "We'd have to fix the house and we don't have enough money for that."
I gazed at the letter, it was the best news I received all day. I sat back on the couch and read more of it, she sent pictures and I quickly brought them to my room so they wouldn't get damaged. The lights fell out of the ceiling and two other things broke and the pipes began to leak.
"Damn it!" I replied. "We'll have to get things fixed..."
That's ch.1. R&R