Link's Untold Life
(the story the other stupid narrator never told)
Cute One (narrator): None of you peoples know this, but the hero of time wasn't always so majestic, loyal, brave and smart. He was once (and who knows still secretly may be) a drunk, lowlife with no view of intelligence whatsoever in his head. He was very horny ALL THE TIME! But I could stay here and tell you the entire story by my words.BUT.I WON'T, cuz it just won't be fun. Sooooo.lets go back in time and see Link as he used to be!!!
Link: Zelda!!!! Where are you baby, we gotta go!!!
Zelda: Go where?!
Link: Go to the car, remember? Yesterday we decided that we would bang each other in the car afta we did it on the table..*whining*
Zelda: I was high and you were drunk remember, dumbass? I wasn't thinking right.
Link: Well, I WAS!!!!
Zelda: No! You no what?! I don't wanna be your girl anymore you bastard!!!
Link: ........FINE!!! I'll find other sluts to take your place!!!
Cute One: So far, you've met Link before he was the Hero of Time. Keep on reading.ok.Link is now in his NEW girlfriend's house, because Zelda was a prep and he didn't need her.
Coolies: Link! There you are, I was lookin all over my "Multi-Million Dollar House" for you *giggles as if she's tryin to turn him on*
Link: *snoring* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Coolies: MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE!!!!!!
Link: Huh? Oh, hey noodles.
Coolies: Noodles??? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Link: Well, baby, I gotta call you somethin cute, don't I?
Coolies: Well, it WOULD be nice if you just call me like, um, I dunno, like, baby, or sweetie or something.
Link: No way noodles! Those are way too original, I need something unique.
Coolies: ............. Ok... Whatever!
Link: Want me to bang you?
Coolies: WELL, isn't that question just so off subject. But, ok!
After they banged each other, they lay happily in Coolies bed, thinking about how satisfied they were, and then, there was a knock on the door.
Cute One: Find out who was at the door and if Coolies is pregnant or not on the next chapter.Enter Tushoyami and a bit of Coolies.
Cute One (narrator): None of you peoples know this, but the hero of time wasn't always so majestic, loyal, brave and smart. He was once (and who knows still secretly may be) a drunk, lowlife with no view of intelligence whatsoever in his head. He was very horny ALL THE TIME! But I could stay here and tell you the entire story by my words.BUT.I WON'T, cuz it just won't be fun. Sooooo.lets go back in time and see Link as he used to be!!!
Link: Zelda!!!! Where are you baby, we gotta go!!!
Zelda: Go where?!
Link: Go to the car, remember? Yesterday we decided that we would bang each other in the car afta we did it on the table..*whining*
Zelda: I was high and you were drunk remember, dumbass? I wasn't thinking right.
Link: Well, I WAS!!!!
Zelda: No! You no what?! I don't wanna be your girl anymore you bastard!!!
Link: ........FINE!!! I'll find other sluts to take your place!!!
Cute One: So far, you've met Link before he was the Hero of Time. Keep on reading.ok.Link is now in his NEW girlfriend's house, because Zelda was a prep and he didn't need her.
Coolies: Link! There you are, I was lookin all over my "Multi-Million Dollar House" for you *giggles as if she's tryin to turn him on*
Link: *snoring* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Coolies: MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE!!!!!!
Link: Huh? Oh, hey noodles.
Coolies: Noodles??? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Link: Well, baby, I gotta call you somethin cute, don't I?
Coolies: Well, it WOULD be nice if you just call me like, um, I dunno, like, baby, or sweetie or something.
Link: No way noodles! Those are way too original, I need something unique.
Coolies: ............. Ok... Whatever!
Link: Want me to bang you?
Coolies: WELL, isn't that question just so off subject. But, ok!
After they banged each other, they lay happily in Coolies bed, thinking about how satisfied they were, and then, there was a knock on the door.
Cute One: Find out who was at the door and if Coolies is pregnant or not on the next chapter.Enter Tushoyami and a bit of Coolies.