All was peaceful and quiet at the forest police station. All of the officers were asleep. There hadn't been any alarms all day.
Then suddenly, the alarm rang out! No one heard it because they were all snoring. Fortunately, Chase woke up. "Hey guys!" he shouted. He grabbed a trumpet and blew it as hard as he could. "Hank and Butch have escaped!"
Vroom, vroom! Their engines started up! They were off in their police SUVs!
Hank and Butch were already in their hideout. They had stolen some information from a bank teller, which told them all about the bank. They wanted to break in and steal the bank's gold and make gold statues, then sell the statues for lots of money! Did I forget to mention that Hank was really good at making statues?
Luckily, Ace had fixed his helicopter in time. It had broken the last time Hank and Butch had escaped. He located their hideout with his radar. He then radioed all the other forest police officers and told them where to go.
Hank and Butch were not worried. They thought the police would never find them, but you know, they were wrong! Butch and Hank cried with anger. "HOW DID THEY FIND US?! Curse you forest police officers!"
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"We give up!" Hank and Butch said.
A soft and quiet voice said, "What do you mean by that? I'm not here to harm you, I'm here to help you!"
Butch whispered to Hank, "Do you think we should answer it?"
Hank said to Butch, "Go on, you pipsqueak!"
Butch walked up to the door. As soon as he opened it, the forest police officers charged in!
Quickly, Hank made two mud statues to look like him and Butch. He grabbed Butch's clothes and ripped them off. Then he quickly took off his own clothes and put them on the statues.
The chief said, "You're done for!" in a deep voice.
Chase shook the captain's shoulder and said, "These aren't them! These are mud statues!"
"Let's find them!"
Meanwhile, out in the forest, Hank and Butch managed to cover their naked bodies with leaves.
"Why did you take my clothes off in the first place!" yelled Butch.
"Because it was the only way, you!"
"You don't even understand the human language!"
"Yes, I do! And you're a pipsqueak!"
"You're such a dimwit!"
The police heard the yelling and decided to check it out. When they saw Hank and Butch dressed only in leaves, they started laughing.
A nearby bear heard the laughter. When it walked by, it scared the leaves right off of the criminals!
"Fine, we give up! We're both dimwits!" they shouted. "Just give us back our clothes!"
"With pleasure!" said Chase.
The End