The Simpson Bunch!
By Nikki Wilbarger

Who could better than a Simpson?
Perhaps someone in a sweater that's crimson?

No one's more unique than Bart.
Once you get to know him, he's actually quite smart.

Lisa's entertaining, so relax.
She'll blow you away with her sax.

Now Maggie, the cats always has her tongue.
She's quite because she's very, very young.

If you think its time for your hair to enlarge.
Gets lots of shampoo and listen to Marge.

Now Homer, there's nothing he does know.
His life consists of drinking beer and repeating his motto, "DO'H!"

Now lets go out to get some brunch!
Not quite breakfast, not quite lunch.
Lets all go crazy over some Captain Crunch
'Cuz you've heard my story of the Simpsons Bunch.